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Isn't this exactly what every wife wants?

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  • M megaadam

    Get one today! Humility, and fine taste, combined.

    "If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

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    Daniel Pfeffer
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    “bringing back the Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife”.

    The only problem with this is that the Greeks and the Romans considered greater than life size statues to be a challenge to the gods. Only the gods got statues greater than life.

    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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    • M megaadam

      Get one today! Humility, and fine taste, combined.

      "If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

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      Sander Rossel
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      This is exactly the kind of thing an AI would do if an AI would have to pretend to be a loving husband.

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        “bringing back the Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife”.

        The only problem with this is that the Greeks and the Romans considered greater than life size statues to be a challenge to the gods. Only the gods got statues greater than life.

        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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        OriginalGriff
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        You mean your wife isn't the household goddess? Michelle was ... :-D

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        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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        • M megaadam

          Get one today! Humility, and fine taste, combined.

          "If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

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          dandy72
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          It's simple: Most people settle for taking pictures, and then posting them on Facebook. But as its CEO, he knows better than uploading pictures there. He knows exactly what the company is up to. He can do better. If he wants to impress me, he's gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.

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            It's simple: Most people settle for taking pictures, and then posting them on Facebook. But as its CEO, he knows better than uploading pictures there. He knows exactly what the company is up to. He can do better. If he wants to impress me, he's gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.

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            OriginalGriff
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            Carve the Moon into a likeness of her face?* * Which would reduce the amount of "al fresco" sex couples would get up to, I suspect.

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • D Daniel Pfeffer

              Quote:

              “bringing back the Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife”.

              The only problem with this is that the Greeks and the Romans considered greater than life size statues to be a challenge to the gods. Only the gods got statues greater than life.

              Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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              Roger Wright
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              At least the Greeks and Romans had enough sense to not include arms; that kept them from holding credit cards.

              Will Rogers never met me.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Carve the Moon into a likeness of her face?* * Which would reduce the amount of "al fresco" sex couples would get up to, I suspect.

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                dandy72
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                Now that's ambitious. Not even Musk could afford that. :-)

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                  Now that's ambitious. Not even Musk could afford that. :-)

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  That just means he doesn't truly love her ... ;)

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    That just means he doesn't truly love her ... ;)

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    dandy72
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                    Clearly. I mean, you've seen the statue... :-) And why that color? Does he live in Avatar-world?

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      You mean your wife isn't the household goddess? Michelle was ... :-D

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      Daniel Pfeffer
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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      your wife isn't the household goddess?

                      Do you mean that she is capricious, demands daily sacrifices, and is likely to become angry with no reason? :D

                      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                      • D dandy72

                        It's simple: Most people settle for taking pictures, and then posting them on Facebook. But as its CEO, he knows better than uploading pictures there. He knows exactly what the company is up to. He can do better. If he wants to impress me, he's gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.

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                        Daniel Pfeffer
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                        dandy72 wrote:

                        gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.

                        She'd have to be dead for that.

                        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                        • D Daniel Pfeffer

                          dandy72 wrote:

                          gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.

                          She'd have to be dead for that.

                          Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                          dandy72
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                          Which means she won't be around to appreciate it. There's nothing wrong with getting a good headstart. :-)

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                          • M megaadam

                            Get one today! Humility, and fine taste, combined.

                            "If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

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                            charlieg
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                            that's just weird

                            Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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