Isn't this exactly what every wife wants?
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It's simple: Most people settle for taking pictures, and then posting them on Facebook. But as its CEO, he knows better than uploading pictures there. He knows exactly what the company is up to. He can do better. If he wants to impress me, he's gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.
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It's simple: Most people settle for taking pictures, and then posting them on Facebook. But as its CEO, he knows better than uploading pictures there. He knows exactly what the company is up to. He can do better. If he wants to impress me, he's gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.
Carve the Moon into a likeness of her face?* * Which would reduce the amount of "al fresco" sex couples would get up to, I suspect.
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“bringing back the Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife”.
The only problem with this is that the Greeks and the Romans considered greater than life size statues to be a challenge to the gods. Only the gods got statues greater than life.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
At least the Greeks and Romans had enough sense to not include arms; that kept them from holding credit cards.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Carve the Moon into a likeness of her face?* * Which would reduce the amount of "al fresco" sex couples would get up to, I suspect.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That just means he doesn't truly love her ... ;)
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That just means he doesn't truly love her ... ;)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You mean your wife isn't the household goddess? Michelle was ... :-D
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OriginalGriff wrote:
your wife isn't the household goddess?
Do you mean that she is capricious, demands daily sacrifices, and is likely to become angry with no reason? :D
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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It's simple: Most people settle for taking pictures, and then posting them on Facebook. But as its CEO, he knows better than uploading pictures there. He knows exactly what the company is up to. He can do better. If he wants to impress me, he's gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.
dandy72 wrote:
gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.
She'd have to be dead for that.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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dandy72 wrote:
gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.
She'd have to be dead for that.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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Get one today! Humility, and fine taste, combined.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
