Basic Principle for Relationship..
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Indeed, she must be a woman who is easily embarrassed. Good point, Daniel. ;P BW "In a world full of people, only some want to fly,Isn't that crazy?" - Seal
Shy girls are sexier, huh? You got my 5 :)
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Follow the 5 principles given below & see your relationship blosssom. 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. ... ... ... ... ... 5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other. ;)
"Whidbey"..."Orcas"...Roadmap
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine" GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! ) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow." GO AHEAD! At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay" THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh.." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh,"
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Follow the 5 principles given below & see your relationship blosssom. 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. ... ... ... ... ... 5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other. ;)
"Whidbey"..."Orcas"...Roadmap
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".Just got this in an email and I thought it fit nicely with this thread.. enjoy:laugh:;P MEN: Tired of male bashing emails... How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. ---------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ---------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ---------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." ---------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------- Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ----------------------------------------
Adam Wimsatt www.liquidneon.com
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FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine" GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! ) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow." GO AHEAD! At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay" THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh.." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh,"
good stuff :laugh::laugh::laugh:
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Kant wrote: 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. Mother!!! :laugh: John www.silveronion.com[^]
if thats not illegal, its certainly immoral, oedipus !!! 'G'
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Kant wrote: 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. Mother!!! :laugh: John www.silveronion.com[^]
CP is a family site but please, not that kind of family site...
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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Just got this in an email and I thought it fit nicely with this thread.. enjoy:laugh:;P MEN: Tired of male bashing emails... How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. ---------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ---------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ---------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." ---------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------- Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ----------------------------------------
Adam Wimsatt www.liquidneon.com
Egads :omg:. Based on the preceding, I've come to the following conclusions:
- You are not married (to a woman, anyway).
- You don't have any sisters.
- Your mother left you on the steps of the orphanage when you were two days old.
If any of my conclusions aren't true, you must be a eunuch (no woman would have left you with man's best friends).
Software Zen:
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Shy girls are sexier, huh? You got my 5 :)
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;Daniel Turini wrote: Shy girls are sexier :laugh:
Steve McLenithan
"When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl."
("When cryptography is outlawed only outlaws will have privacy")
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CP is a family site but please, not that kind of family site...
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
Paul Watson wrote: CP is a family site but please, not that kind of family site... Hey Paul, how was Greece, isn't that where you were? -Nick Parker
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Paul Watson wrote: CP is a family site but please, not that kind of family site... Hey Paul, how was Greece, isn't that where you were? -Nick Parker
Speaking of Greece, isn't it ironic that Paul is defending the purity of the CP Lounge after returning from a week in the place where they invented male bonding?;P
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Speaking of Greece, isn't it ironic that Paul is defending the purity of the CP Lounge after returning from a week in the place where they invented male bonding?;P
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- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderRoger Wright wrote: Speaking of Greece, isn't it ironic that Paul is defending the purity of the CP Lounge after returning from a week in the place where they invented male bonding? Very ironic....hmmm Maybe he was only observing over there, no participation, isn't that right Paul? ;) -Nick Parker
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Follow the 5 principles given below & see your relationship blosssom. 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. ... ... ... ... ... 5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other. ;)
"Whidbey"..."Orcas"...Roadmap
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Follow the 5 principles given below & see your relationship blosssom. 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. ... ... ... ... ... 5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other. ;)
"Whidbey"..."Orcas"...Roadmap
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".:laugh: Actually, I don't mind if they meet. I don't get involved with jealous or possessive people. ;P Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Kant wrote: 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. Mother!!! :laugh: John www.silveronion.com[^]
Okay...:~ :~ :~ Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Roger Wright wrote: Speaking of Greece, isn't it ironic that Paul is defending the purity of the CP Lounge after returning from a week in the place where they invented male bonding? Very ironic....hmmm Maybe he was only observing over there, no participation, isn't that right Paul? ;) -Nick Parker
Nick Parker wrote: Very ironic....hmmm Maybe he was only observing over there, no participation, isn't that right Paul? The only male bonding I did in Greece was with a half Greek half South African who sold me some stamps at the camp mini-market. I can assure you that Lena was all woman, I checked every centimeter and she passed with flying colours. Though she could drink like an Irish fisherman. Greece was fantastic, had a brilliant time, what an experience.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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Nick Parker wrote: Very ironic....hmmm Maybe he was only observing over there, no participation, isn't that right Paul? The only male bonding I did in Greece was with a half Greek half South African who sold me some stamps at the camp mini-market. I can assure you that Lena was all woman, I checked every centimeter and she passed with flying colours. Though she could drink like an Irish fisherman. Greece was fantastic, had a brilliant time, what an experience.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
Paul Watson wrote: can assure you that Lena was all woman, I checked every centimeter and she passed with flying colours. Hey now, keep it clean.... ;P Is Lena your girlfriend? -Nick Parker
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Paul Watson wrote: can assure you that Lena was all woman, I checked every centimeter and she passed with flying colours. Hey now, keep it clean.... ;P Is Lena your girlfriend? -Nick Parker
Nick Parker wrote: Is Lena your girlfriend? Alas no. A girl I met in Greece, had a great time with and now may never meet again (she lives in Germany.) But you don't want to get me started on Lena again :)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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Nick Parker wrote: Is Lena your girlfriend? Alas no. A girl I met in Greece, had a great time with and now may never meet again (she lives in Germany.) But you don't want to get me started on Lena again :)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
Paul Watson wrote: But you don't want to get me started on Lena again Hmmm, sounds like a topic for the Soapbox. ;P -Nick Parker
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Follow the 5 principles given below & see your relationship blosssom. 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. ... ... ... ... ... 5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other. ;)
"Whidbey"..."Orcas"...Roadmap
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".Kant wrote: 5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other. or... 5. It is very important that your wife doesn't know these four women. Matt Newman
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