Basic Principle for Relationship..
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Kant wrote: 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. Mother!!! :laugh: John www.silveronion.com[^]
CP is a family site but please, not that kind of family site...
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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Just got this in an email and I thought it fit nicely with this thread.. enjoy:laugh:;P MEN: Tired of male bashing emails... How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. ---------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ---------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ---------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." ---------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------- Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ----------------------------------------
Adam Wimsatt www.liquidneon.com
Egads :omg:. Based on the preceding, I've come to the following conclusions:
- You are not married (to a woman, anyway).
- You don't have any sisters.
- Your mother left you on the steps of the orphanage when you were two days old.
If any of my conclusions aren't true, you must be a eunuch (no woman would have left you with man's best friends).
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Shy girls are sexier, huh? You got my 5 :)
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;Daniel Turini wrote: Shy girls are sexier :laugh:
Steve McLenithan
"When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl."
("When cryptography is outlawed only outlaws will have privacy")
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CP is a family site but please, not that kind of family site...
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
Paul Watson wrote: CP is a family site but please, not that kind of family site... Hey Paul, how was Greece, isn't that where you were? -Nick Parker
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Paul Watson wrote: CP is a family site but please, not that kind of family site... Hey Paul, how was Greece, isn't that where you were? -Nick Parker
Speaking of Greece, isn't it ironic that Paul is defending the purity of the CP Lounge after returning from a week in the place where they invented male bonding?;P
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Speaking of Greece, isn't it ironic that Paul is defending the purity of the CP Lounge after returning from a week in the place where they invented male bonding?;P
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Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderRoger Wright wrote: Speaking of Greece, isn't it ironic that Paul is defending the purity of the CP Lounge after returning from a week in the place where they invented male bonding? Very ironic....hmmm Maybe he was only observing over there, no participation, isn't that right Paul? ;) -Nick Parker
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Follow the 5 principles given below & see your relationship blosssom. 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. ... ... ... ... ... 5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other. ;)
"Whidbey"..."Orcas"...Roadmap
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Follow the 5 principles given below & see your relationship blosssom. 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. ... ... ... ... ... 5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other. ;)
"Whidbey"..."Orcas"...Roadmap
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".:laugh: Actually, I don't mind if they meet. I don't get involved with jealous or possessive people. ;P Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Kant wrote: 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. Mother!!! :laugh: John www.silveronion.com[^]
Okay...:~ :~ :~ Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Roger Wright wrote: Speaking of Greece, isn't it ironic that Paul is defending the purity of the CP Lounge after returning from a week in the place where they invented male bonding? Very ironic....hmmm Maybe he was only observing over there, no participation, isn't that right Paul? ;) -Nick Parker
Nick Parker wrote: Very ironic....hmmm Maybe he was only observing over there, no participation, isn't that right Paul? The only male bonding I did in Greece was with a half Greek half South African who sold me some stamps at the camp mini-market. I can assure you that Lena was all woman, I checked every centimeter and she passed with flying colours. Though she could drink like an Irish fisherman. Greece was fantastic, had a brilliant time, what an experience.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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Nick Parker wrote: Very ironic....hmmm Maybe he was only observing over there, no participation, isn't that right Paul? The only male bonding I did in Greece was with a half Greek half South African who sold me some stamps at the camp mini-market. I can assure you that Lena was all woman, I checked every centimeter and she passed with flying colours. Though she could drink like an Irish fisherman. Greece was fantastic, had a brilliant time, what an experience.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
Paul Watson wrote: can assure you that Lena was all woman, I checked every centimeter and she passed with flying colours. Hey now, keep it clean.... ;P Is Lena your girlfriend? -Nick Parker
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Paul Watson wrote: can assure you that Lena was all woman, I checked every centimeter and she passed with flying colours. Hey now, keep it clean.... ;P Is Lena your girlfriend? -Nick Parker
Nick Parker wrote: Is Lena your girlfriend? Alas no. A girl I met in Greece, had a great time with and now may never meet again (she lives in Germany.) But you don't want to get me started on Lena again :)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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Nick Parker wrote: Is Lena your girlfriend? Alas no. A girl I met in Greece, had a great time with and now may never meet again (she lives in Germany.) But you don't want to get me started on Lena again :)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
Paul Watson wrote: But you don't want to get me started on Lena again Hmmm, sounds like a topic for the Soapbox. ;P -Nick Parker
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Follow the 5 principles given below & see your relationship blosssom. 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks well, cleans up and generally looks after you. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who likes to be with you. ... ... ... ... ... 5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other. ;)
"Whidbey"..."Orcas"...Roadmap
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".Kant wrote: 5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other. or... 5. It is very important that your wife doesn't know these four women. Matt Newman
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