Will Linux takeover Microsoft?
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Nothing is random. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left up to chance. "When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
Reminds me of this gem. Events that occur randomly are completely predictable. Chris Meech "what makes CP different is the people and sense of community, things people will only discover if they join up and join in." Christian Graus Nov 14, 2002. Oh and for those that ask programming questions in the lounge. Seek the truth here[^].
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Today's FoxTrot[^] :laugh: -Nick Parker
I want a pink screen of death. :(( -- Serial killers don't kill their boyfriends.
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I want a pink screen of death. :(( -- Serial killers don't kill their boyfriends.
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Today's FoxTrot[^] :laugh: -Nick Parker
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Today's FoxTrot[^] :laugh: -Nick Parker
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks. The funny thing is that I remember this happening (plug & play scanner causing a blue screen) when Bill Gates was giving a demo for Win98 (I think)... John
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I want a pink screen of death. :(( -- Serial killers don't kill their boyfriends.
...but as much fun as an "all Bück Dich, all the time" nightclub must be, you may want to try a few others now and then, just to mix it up a bit... :rolleyes:
Shog9
Let your mercy spill / On all these burning hearts in hell If it be your will / To make us well...
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Today's FoxTrot[^] :laugh: -Nick Parker
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I want a pink screen of death. :(( -- Serial killers don't kill their boyfriends.
Sorry, we don't have pink. Would you like red? Gray? Magenta? Or any of a dozen other colors? Vikram.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.- Dijkstra KI klike KDE kand kuse kit, kbut KI kmust kadmit, kstarting kall knames kwith K kis ksilly. KI khope kthey kwill kgive kup kthis kwhole kscheme ksoon kand kcome kup kwith kreal knames. pI vThink aHungarian nNotation vIs iA aWonderful nThing cAnd pEveryone avShould vUse pIt aAll dThe nTime, adNo nMatter pWhat dThe nContext, adEven adWhen vSpeaking.
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:laugh: [edit] I seem to recall reading somewhere that the colour can be changed :) [/edit] Paul ;)
Garfield.Bark(); **---Configuration: garfield - Win32 Deworm---** C:\garfield.cpp(9) : error C2039: 'Bark' : is not a member of 'CCat'I think it's some sort of registry option, but I think it only works on 95/98/Me. "When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
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...but as much fun as an "all Bück Dich, all the time" nightclub must be, you may want to try a few others now and then, just to mix it up a bit... :rolleyes:
Shog9
Let your mercy spill / On all these burning hearts in hell If it be your will / To make us well...
Having been around for nearly a year, I've noticed: You, Paul Watson and I seem to be the only ones who change the subject field when we reply. :rolleyes: :laugh: Vikram.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.- Dijkstra KI klike KDE kand kuse kit, kbut KI kmust kadmit, kstarting kall knames kwith K kis ksilly. KI khope kthey kwill kgive kup kthis kwhole kscheme ksoon kand kcome kup kwith kreal knames. pI vThink aHungarian nNotation vIs iA aWonderful nThing cAnd pEveryone avShould vUse pIt aAll dThe nTime, adNo nMatter pWhat dThe nContext, adEven adWhen vSpeaking.
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Now i've definately done my fair share, but why does everyone always insult bill gates for writing an imperfect operating system. If you think you could do better, why do you have your salary, and not his? *.* cin >> knowledge;
It's called marketing/sales, it has nothing to do with the quality or otherwise of the product. It is where is software guys fail!
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants. - Isaac Newton 1676
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Having been around for nearly a year, I've noticed: You, Paul Watson and I seem to be the only ones who change the subject field when we reply. :rolleyes: :laugh: Vikram.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.- Dijkstra KI klike KDE kand kuse kit, kbut KI kmust kadmit, kstarting kall knames kwith K kis ksilly. KI khope kthey kwill kgive kup kthis kwhole kscheme ksoon kand kcome kup kwith kreal knames. pI vThink aHungarian nNotation vIs iA aWonderful nThing cAnd pEveryone avShould vUse pIt aAll dThe nTime, adNo nMatter pWhat dThe nContext, adEven adWhen vSpeaking.
Vikram Punathambekar wrote: You, Paul Watson and I seem to be the only ones who change the subject field when we reply you should really look harder. -c CheeseWeasle
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Having been around for nearly a year, I've noticed: You, Paul Watson and I seem to be the only ones who change the subject field when we reply. :rolleyes: :laugh: Vikram.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.- Dijkstra KI klike KDE kand kuse kit, kbut KI kmust kadmit, kstarting kall knames kwith K kis ksilly. KI khope kthey kwill kgive kup kthis kwhole kscheme ksoon kand kcome kup kwith kreal knames. pI vThink aHungarian nNotation vIs iA aWonderful nThing cAnd pEveryone avShould vUse pIt aAll dThe nTime, adNo nMatter pWhat dThe nContext, adEven adWhen vSpeaking.
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...since you made a good joke. :laugh: Vikram.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.- Dijkstra KI klike KDE kand kuse kit, kbut KI kmust kadmit, kstarting kall knames kwith K kis ksilly. KI khope kthey kwill kgive kup kthis kwhole kscheme ksoon kand kcome kup kwith kreal knames. pI vThink aHungarian nNotation vIs iA aWonderful nThing cAnd pEveryone avShould vUse pIt aAll dThe nTime, adNo nMatter pWhat dThe nContext, adEven adWhen vSpeaking.
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Having been around for nearly a year, I've noticed: You, Paul Watson and I seem to be the only ones who change the subject field when we reply. :rolleyes: :laugh: Vikram.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.- Dijkstra KI klike KDE kand kuse kit, kbut KI kmust kadmit, kstarting kall knames kwith K kis ksilly. KI khope kthey kwill kgive kup kthis kwhole kscheme ksoon kand kcome kup kwith kreal knames. pI vThink aHungarian nNotation vIs iA aWonderful nThing cAnd pEveryone avShould vUse pIt aAll dThe nTime, adNo nMatter pWhat dThe nContext, adEven adWhen vSpeaking.
Remember my Cricket posts, when I used to annoy everyone by changing the title os the post to something Cricket related? BTW, Happy Independence Day! :cool:
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
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It's called marketing/sales, it has nothing to do with the quality or otherwise of the product. It is where is software guys fail!
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants. - Isaac Newton 1676
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It's called marketing/sales, it has nothing to do with the quality or otherwise of the product. It is where is software guys fail!
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants. - Isaac Newton 1676
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Remember my Cricket posts, when I used to annoy everyone by changing the title os the post to something Cricket related? BTW, Happy Independence Day! :cool:
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother TeresaWell, on second thoughts, I've started the greatest subject-changing exercise in CP history. :cool: Rohit Sinha wrote: Happy Independence Day! Yup, Cheers! But why is Bob still naked? :| Vikram.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.- Dijkstra KI klike KDE kand kuse kit, kbut KI kmust kadmit, kstarting kall knames kwith K kis ksilly. KI khope kthey kwill kgive kup kthis kwhole kscheme ksoon kand kcome kup kwith kreal knames. pI vThink aHungarian nNotation vIs iA aWonderful nThing cAnd pEveryone avShould vUse pIt aAll dThe nTime, adNo nMatter pWhat dThe nContext, adEven adWhen vSpeaking.
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Having been around for nearly a year, I've noticed: You, Paul Watson and I seem to be the only ones who change the subject field when we reply. :rolleyes: :laugh: Vikram.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.- Dijkstra KI klike KDE kand kuse kit, kbut KI kmust kadmit, kstarting kall knames kwith K kis ksilly. KI khope kthey kwill kgive kup kthis kwhole kscheme ksoon kand kcome kup kwith kreal knames. pI vThink aHungarian nNotation vIs iA aWonderful nThing cAnd pEveryone avShould vUse pIt aAll dThe nTime, adNo nMatter pWhat dThe nContext, adEven adWhen vSpeaking.
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Well, on second thoughts, I've started the greatest subject-changing exercise in CP history. :cool: Rohit Sinha wrote: Happy Independence Day! Yup, Cheers! But why is Bob still naked? :| Vikram.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.- Dijkstra KI klike KDE kand kuse kit, kbut KI kmust kadmit, kstarting kall knames kwith K kis ksilly. KI khope kthey kwill kgive kup kthis kwhole kscheme ksoon kand kcome kup kwith kreal knames. pI vThink aHungarian nNotation vIs iA aWonderful nThing cAnd pEveryone avShould vUse pIt aAll dThe nTime, adNo nMatter pWhat dThe nContext, adEven adWhen vSpeaking.
Vikram Punathambekar wrote: But why is Bob still naked? Perhaps because it's still 14th at his place? ;)
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother Teresa
