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  • S Smitha Nishant

    You mean there are no women CP'ians? Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach

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    zenboy
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    I said for all CPians. I quoted a quote. Sorry. :doh: Next time I'll think first. :-O see, that was a good use of a new emoticon


    "C++ : Where friends have access to your private members." — Gavin Russell Baker.

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      "If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it ?" — The Covert Comic. just found a site with computer quotes. I thought it might interest someone: Computer Quotes[^] ...

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      Roger Wright
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      ""To define recursion, we must first define recursion." " Classic!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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        ""To define recursion, we must first define recursion." " Classic!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

        "Welcome to Arizona!
        Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
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        Smitha Nishant
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        True! I liked this one too:- "Error, no keyboard — press F1 to continue." Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach

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          I said for all CPians. I quoted a quote. Sorry. :doh: Next time I'll think first. :-O see, that was a good use of a new emoticon


          "C++ : Where friends have access to your private members." — Gavin Russell Baker.

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          Smitha Nishant
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          The best I like among Yahoo! emoticons is the one with flashing eyelids -> ;; ) Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach

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            Smitha Vijayan wrote: You mean there are no women CP'ians? No, they are a myth created by Chris to attract more males to CodeProject. This is the real reason that CodeGuru failed, nobody brought the chicks (or beer). Chris brought both. Speaking of which: "Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software." — Arthur C. Clarke.

            Paul Watson
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            Cape Town, South Africa

            Crikey! ain't life grand?

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            Nish Nishant
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            Paul Watson wrote: No, they are a myth created by Chris to attract more males to CodeProject. I bet she is quite shocked now, as will be Anna, Meg, Elaine etc. , when they realize that they don't exist in the real world :-) Nish


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              Paul Watson wrote: No, they are a myth created by Chris to attract more males to CodeProject. I bet she is quite shocked now, as will be Anna, Meg, Elaine etc. , when they realize that they don't exist in the real world :-) Nish


              Extending MFC Applications with the .NET Framework [NW] (My book with Tom) Summer Love and Some more Cricket [NW] (My first novel) Shog's review of SLASMC [NW] Come with me if you want to live

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              Paul Watson
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              Nishant S wrote: when they realize that they don't exist in the real world Well, when one does not believe in The Great Maunder it is understandable to be shocked at one's own imateriality. When one does believe, it all makes sense for all is explained by "Maunder works in mysterious ways".

              Paul Watson
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              Crikey! ain't life grand?

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              • S Smitha Nishant

                The best I like among Yahoo! emoticons is the one with flashing eyelids -> ;; ) Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach

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                Paul Watson
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                Smitha Vijayan wrote: flashing eyelids Fluttering eyelashes?

                Paul Watson
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                Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                • Z zenboy

                  "If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it ?" — The Covert Comic. just found a site with computer quotes. I thought it might interest someone: Computer Quotes[^] ...

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                  Programming /n./ 1. The art of debugging an empty file. That reminds me of first year CS :-) -- Ian Darling If I was any more loopy, I'd be infinite.

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                    "If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it ?" — The Covert Comic. just found a site with computer quotes. I thought it might interest someone: Computer Quotes[^] ...

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                    Paul Charles
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                    Not sure could be an oxymoron! Microsoft Works

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                    • P Paul Watson

                      Nishant S wrote: when they realize that they don't exist in the real world Well, when one does not believe in The Great Maunder it is understandable to be shocked at one's own imateriality. When one does believe, it all makes sense for all is explained by "Maunder works in mysterious ways".

                      Paul Watson
                      Bluegrass
                      Cape Town, South Africa

                      Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                      zenboy
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                      Don't forget the hamsters I wonder if he's fed em lately


                      "C++ : Where friends have access to your private members." — Gavin Russell Baker.

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                      • Z zenboy

                        "If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it ?" — The Covert Comic. just found a site with computer quotes. I thought it might interest someone: Computer Quotes[^] ...

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                        "A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation..." :doh: BW "In a world full of people, only some want to fly,Isn't that crazy?" - Seal

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                        • B brianwelsch

                          "A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation..." :doh: BW "In a world full of people, only some want to fly,Isn't that crazy?" - Seal

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                          LOL! :laugh: Excellent :-D Paul ;)

                          Garfield.Bark(); **---Configuration: garfield - Win32 Deworm---** C:\garfield.cpp(9) : error C2039: 'Bark' : is not a member of 'CCat'

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                          • S Smitha Nishant

                            True! I liked this one too:- "Error, no keyboard — press F1 to continue." Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach

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                            Roger Wright
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                            :laugh::laugh: I think I've seen that one on a screen before!:)

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                              "If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it ?" — The Covert Comic. just found a site with computer quotes. I thought it might interest someone: Computer Quotes[^] ...

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                              "Programmer /n./ A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects." :laugh: Paul ;)

                              Garfield.Bark(); **---Configuration: garfield - Win32 Deworm---** C:\garfield.cpp(9) : error C2039: 'Bark' : is not a member of 'CCat'

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