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  • Z zenboy

    This morning we are supposed to leave and go shopping with a few people, to buy things for an upcoming wedding. We going to meet the other people later. So I wake up and decide to take a shower. I am home alone with my wife. After finishing my shower I dry off and need to get dressed. I left my clothes in the bedroom, since I am safe here at home. I open the door to walk across the hallway, to the bedroom (did I mention my clothes are in the bedroom) As I pass across the hall I hear a noise. Five of the brides-maids decided to stop by early. :-O I see eyes widening and scurry (yes, scurry) into the bedroom closing the door behind me. I am dressed now, they went ahead to pick up a few items. My wife and I will be leaving in a few minutes to join some other people (including the previously mentioned ladies) for a day of shopping. So I guess this could have been posted under Sunday morning activities below, I just thought it deserved its own thread. Yes I left out a few details. I guess I'll just be off then, wish me luck.


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    You can bet none of them will never drop by without calling first again. ;) --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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      You can bet none of them will never drop by without calling first again. ;) --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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      Roger Wright
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      On the other hand, some may look forward to unscheduled visits more often!:-D

      "Nobody is Ugly at 2AM"

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      • Z zenboy

        This morning we are supposed to leave and go shopping with a few people, to buy things for an upcoming wedding. We going to meet the other people later. So I wake up and decide to take a shower. I am home alone with my wife. After finishing my shower I dry off and need to get dressed. I left my clothes in the bedroom, since I am safe here at home. I open the door to walk across the hallway, to the bedroom (did I mention my clothes are in the bedroom) As I pass across the hall I hear a noise. Five of the brides-maids decided to stop by early. :-O I see eyes widening and scurry (yes, scurry) into the bedroom closing the door behind me. I am dressed now, they went ahead to pick up a few items. My wife and I will be leaving in a few minutes to join some other people (including the previously mentioned ladies) for a day of shopping. So I guess this could have been posted under Sunday morning activities below, I just thought it deserved its own thread. Yes I left out a few details. I guess I'll just be off then, wish me luck.


        "C++ : Where friends have access to your private members." — Gavin Russell Baker.

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        zenboy wrote: Five of the brides-maids decided to stop by early. I see eyes widening and scurry (yes, scurry) into the bedroom closing the door behind me. Sounds like the intro to a great pr0n story.


        Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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          You can bet none of them will never drop by without calling first again. ;) --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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          Paul Watson
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          Depends on a: how cold the shower was and b: how good a look they got.

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          Crikey! ain't life grand?

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            zenboy wrote: Five of the brides-maids decided to stop by early. I see eyes widening and scurry (yes, scurry) into the bedroom closing the door behind me. Sounds like the intro to a great pr0n story.


            Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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            Todd C. Wilson wrote: Sounds like the intro to a great pr0n story. You mean they'd get together with their pr0n/warez servers and swap? :~ -- Keep him tied, it makes him well He's getting better, can't you tell?

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              On the other hand, some may look forward to unscheduled visits more often!:-D

              "Nobody is Ugly at 2AM"

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              Nick Parker
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              Roger Wright wrote: On the other hand, some may look forward to unscheduled visits more often! Perfect... :laugh: -Nick Parker

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                Depends on a: how cold the shower was and b: how good a look they got.

                Paul Watson
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                Cape Town, South Africa

                Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                Paul Watson wrote: Depends on a: how cold the shower was Shrinkage! :wtf: --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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                  zenboy wrote: Five of the brides-maids decided to stop by early. I see eyes widening and scurry (yes, scurry) into the bedroom closing the door behind me. Sounds like the intro to a great pr0n story.


                  Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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                  Dear BunnyMagazine, I never thought this would happen to me.... --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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                    Dear BunnyMagazine, I never thought this would happen to me.... --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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                    Todd C Wilson
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                    Don't you mean Byte or Creative Computing? (dating myself...)


                    Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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                    • P Paul Watson

                      Depends on a: how cold the shower was and b: how good a look they got.

                      Paul Watson
                      Bluegrass
                      Cape Town, South Africa

                      Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                      zenboy
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                      Depends on a: how cold the shower was and b: how good a look they got. Well I'm happy to say that apparently the male lineage in my family has good genetics. On the other side, they got a really good look.


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                        zenboy wrote: Five of the brides-maids decided to stop by early. I see eyes widening and scurry (yes, scurry) into the bedroom closing the door behind me. Sounds like the intro to a great pr0n story.


                        Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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                        zenboy
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                        In my dreams, lets see the wife and 5 other women. Uh... even if that were to happen, I probably wouldn't survive the ordeal. die happy though


                        "C++ : Where friends have access to your private members." — Gavin Russell Baker.

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                          Don't you mean Byte or Creative Computing? (dating myself...)


                          Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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                          Michael Dunn
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                          Compute!'s Gazette was the one for me (since I had C= computers back then) --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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