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  • M Michael Dunn

    You can bet none of them will never drop by without calling first again. ;) --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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    Roger Wright
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    On the other hand, some may look forward to unscheduled visits more often!:-D

    "Nobody is Ugly at 2AM"

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      This morning we are supposed to leave and go shopping with a few people, to buy things for an upcoming wedding. We going to meet the other people later. So I wake up and decide to take a shower. I am home alone with my wife. After finishing my shower I dry off and need to get dressed. I left my clothes in the bedroom, since I am safe here at home. I open the door to walk across the hallway, to the bedroom (did I mention my clothes are in the bedroom) As I pass across the hall I hear a noise. Five of the brides-maids decided to stop by early. :-O I see eyes widening and scurry (yes, scurry) into the bedroom closing the door behind me. I am dressed now, they went ahead to pick up a few items. My wife and I will be leaving in a few minutes to join some other people (including the previously mentioned ladies) for a day of shopping. So I guess this could have been posted under Sunday morning activities below, I just thought it deserved its own thread. Yes I left out a few details. I guess I'll just be off then, wish me luck.


      "C++ : Where friends have access to your private members." — Gavin Russell Baker.

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      zenboy wrote: Five of the brides-maids decided to stop by early. I see eyes widening and scurry (yes, scurry) into the bedroom closing the door behind me. Sounds like the intro to a great pr0n story.


      Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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      • M Michael Dunn

        You can bet none of them will never drop by without calling first again. ;) --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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        Paul Watson
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        Depends on a: how cold the shower was and b: how good a look they got.

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        Crikey! ain't life grand?

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          zenboy wrote: Five of the brides-maids decided to stop by early. I see eyes widening and scurry (yes, scurry) into the bedroom closing the door behind me. Sounds like the intro to a great pr0n story.


          Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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          Todd C. Wilson wrote: Sounds like the intro to a great pr0n story. You mean they'd get together with their pr0n/warez servers and swap? :~ -- Keep him tied, it makes him well He's getting better, can't you tell?

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            On the other hand, some may look forward to unscheduled visits more often!:-D

            "Nobody is Ugly at 2AM"

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            Nick Parker
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            Roger Wright wrote: On the other hand, some may look forward to unscheduled visits more often! Perfect... :laugh: -Nick Parker

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            • P Paul Watson

              Depends on a: how cold the shower was and b: how good a look they got.

              Paul Watson
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              Cape Town, South Africa

              Crikey! ain't life grand?

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              Michael Dunn
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              Paul Watson wrote: Depends on a: how cold the shower was Shrinkage! :wtf: --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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              • T Todd C Wilson

                zenboy wrote: Five of the brides-maids decided to stop by early. I see eyes widening and scurry (yes, scurry) into the bedroom closing the door behind me. Sounds like the intro to a great pr0n story.


                Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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                Michael Dunn
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                Dear BunnyMagazine, I never thought this would happen to me.... --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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                • M Michael Dunn

                  Dear BunnyMagazine, I never thought this would happen to me.... --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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                  Todd C Wilson
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                  Don't you mean Byte or Creative Computing? (dating myself...)


                  Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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                  • P Paul Watson

                    Depends on a: how cold the shower was and b: how good a look they got.

                    Paul Watson
                    Bluegrass
                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                    zenboy
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                    Depends on a: how cold the shower was and b: how good a look they got. Well I'm happy to say that apparently the male lineage in my family has good genetics. On the other side, they got a really good look.


                    "C++ : Where friends have access to your private members." — Gavin Russell Baker.

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                    • T Todd C Wilson

                      zenboy wrote: Five of the brides-maids decided to stop by early. I see eyes widening and scurry (yes, scurry) into the bedroom closing the door behind me. Sounds like the intro to a great pr0n story.


                      Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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                      zenboy
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                      In my dreams, lets see the wife and 5 other women. Uh... even if that were to happen, I probably wouldn't survive the ordeal. die happy though


                      "C++ : Where friends have access to your private members." — Gavin Russell Baker.

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                      • T Todd C Wilson

                        Don't you mean Byte or Creative Computing? (dating myself...)


                        Todd C. Wilson (meme@nopcode.com) NOPcode.com "Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the Way." - Chuang-Tzu "Zen in the Martial Arts"

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                        Michael Dunn
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                        Compute!'s Gazette was the one for me (since I had C= computers back then) --Mike-- Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber Ericahist updated Aug 30!

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