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  • J JoeSox

    "Monkeys that can move a robot arm with thoughts alone have brought the merger of mind and machine one step closer. In experiments at Duke University, implants in the monkeys' brains picked up brain signals and sent them to a robotic arm, which carried out reaching and grasping movements on a computer screen driven only by the monkeys' thoughts. The achievement is a significant advance in the continuing effort to devise thought-controlled machines that could be a great benefit for people who are paralyzed, or have lost control over their physical movements..." link[^] and bypass ny times log in Later, JoeSox
    "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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    Shog9 0
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    *screams and runs around wildly for a bit* v. interesting...

    I think it's cool that Shog's coding johnson is longer than everyone elses -- JoeSox 10/8/03

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      "Monkeys that can move a robot arm with thoughts alone have brought the merger of mind and machine one step closer. In experiments at Duke University, implants in the monkeys' brains picked up brain signals and sent them to a robotic arm, which carried out reaching and grasping movements on a computer screen driven only by the monkeys' thoughts. The achievement is a significant advance in the continuing effort to devise thought-controlled machines that could be a great benefit for people who are paralyzed, or have lost control over their physical movements..." link[^] and bypass ny times log in Later, JoeSox
      "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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      Neil Van Eps
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      I'm waiting for sharks with frickin' lasers! Neil Van Eps "Standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician" - Headline from the Onion June 25 2003

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        *screams and runs around wildly for a bit* v. interesting...

        I think it's cool that Shog's coding johnson is longer than everyone elses -- JoeSox 10/8/03

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        Michael Dunn
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        I for one welcome our new monkey masters... --Mike-- Ericahist | CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber #include "witty-sig.h"

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          I'm waiting for sharks with frickin' lasers! Neil Van Eps "Standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician" - Headline from the Onion June 25 2003

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          Paul Watson
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          Sir, the best we could do were VB programmers with frikin laser beams on their heads. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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            *screams and runs around wildly for a bit* v. interesting...

            I think it's cool that Shog's coding johnson is longer than everyone elses -- JoeSox 10/8/03

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            Paul Watson
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            Shog9, you have great powers, such as running-around-screaming-wildly-for-a-bit-presumably-with-your-hands-in-the-air-like-you-just-dont-care, can you not stop the Cyborg Monkeys from planet99? or *radio voice* will Shog9 use the monkey horde to rule all of planet Earth while Ming the Merciless takes Mars? And what of Dorothy and the wicked witch of BushCo? Will her flying monkeys battle Shog9 and stop the straw men of CP to get a life? Tune in next week folks when JoeSox invents shongololos that can manipulate space time with their pinkies. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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              Shog9, you have great powers, such as running-around-screaming-wildly-for-a-bit-presumably-with-your-hands-in-the-air-like-you-just-dont-care, can you not stop the Cyborg Monkeys from planet99? or *radio voice* will Shog9 use the monkey horde to rule all of planet Earth while Ming the Merciless takes Mars? And what of Dorothy and the wicked witch of BushCo? Will her flying monkeys battle Shog9 and stop the straw men of CP to get a life? Tune in next week folks when JoeSox invents shongololos that can manipulate space time with their pinkies. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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              :laugh:

              I think it's cool that Shog's coding johnson is longer than everyone elses -- JoeSox 10/8/03

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                *screams and runs around wildly for a bit* v. interesting...

                I think it's cool that Shog's coding johnson is longer than everyone elses -- JoeSox 10/8/03

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                Shog9 wrote: Surely these Cyborg Monkeys will devour us all! :eek: I haven't thought about that:sigh::doh: :laugh: Later, JoeSox
                "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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                  Shog9, you have great powers, such as running-around-screaming-wildly-for-a-bit-presumably-with-your-hands-in-the-air-like-you-just-dont-care, can you not stop the Cyborg Monkeys from planet99? or *radio voice* will Shog9 use the monkey horde to rule all of planet Earth while Ming the Merciless takes Mars? And what of Dorothy and the wicked witch of BushCo? Will her flying monkeys battle Shog9 and stop the straw men of CP to get a life? Tune in next week folks when JoeSox invents shongololos that can manipulate space time with their pinkies. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                  Paul Watson wrote: Tune in next week folks when JoeSox invents shongololos that can manipulate space time with their pinkies. ROTFL!:laugh: pinkies....hhmmmm Later, JoeSox
                  "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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                  • J JoeSox

                    Paul Watson wrote: Tune in next week folks when JoeSox invents shongololos that can manipulate space time with their pinkies. ROTFL!:laugh: pinkies....hhmmmm Later, JoeSox
                    "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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                    Paul Watson
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                    Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                      Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                      Paul Watson wrote: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? Take over the world?:laugh: We better use the VB programmers as pawns. Later, JoeSox
                      "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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                      • J JoeSox

                        "Monkeys that can move a robot arm with thoughts alone have brought the merger of mind and machine one step closer. In experiments at Duke University, implants in the monkeys' brains picked up brain signals and sent them to a robotic arm, which carried out reaching and grasping movements on a computer screen driven only by the monkeys' thoughts. The achievement is a significant advance in the continuing effort to devise thought-controlled machines that could be a great benefit for people who are paralyzed, or have lost control over their physical movements..." link[^] and bypass ny times log in Later, JoeSox
                        "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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                        Here's the link to the paper :) http://www.plos.org/downloads/plbi-01-02-carmena.pdf[^] leppie::AllocCPArticle("Zee blog");
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                        • P Paul Watson

                          Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                          Jeremy Kimball
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                          I think so Brain, but where would we find a watermelon that size? ;)

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                            *screams and runs around wildly for a bit* v. interesting...

                            I think it's cool that Shog's coding johnson is longer than everyone elses -- JoeSox 10/8/03

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                            peterchen
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                            Shog9 wrote: bit Don't you think a bat would be more effective? C'mon, bashing a cyborg monkey with a single bit....


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                            • N Neil Van Eps

                              I'm waiting for sharks with frickin' lasers! Neil Van Eps "Standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician" - Headline from the Onion June 25 2003

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                              Brad Jennings
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                              http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drevil.html[^] Good stuff.:-D Brad Jennings I like pancakes!

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                                I'm waiting for sharks with frickin' lasers! Neil Van Eps "Standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician" - Headline from the Onion June 25 2003

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                                David Wulff
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                                :-D :-D :laugh:


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                                  http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drevil.html[^] Good stuff.:-D Brad Jennings I like pancakes!

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                                  JoeSox
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                                  duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca Later, JoeSox
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                                  • J JoeSox

                                    "Monkeys that can move a robot arm with thoughts alone have brought the merger of mind and machine one step closer. In experiments at Duke University, implants in the monkeys' brains picked up brain signals and sent them to a robotic arm, which carried out reaching and grasping movements on a computer screen driven only by the monkeys' thoughts. The achievement is a significant advance in the continuing effort to devise thought-controlled machines that could be a great benefit for people who are paralyzed, or have lost control over their physical movements..." link[^] and bypass ny times log in Later, JoeSox
                                    "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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                                    Kenneth Childs
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                                    Woah...where are we keeping these things?! Go Duke! <---signature---> Your kid gets into Duke. You pay the tuition. That tuition goes into my checking account. My money in my checking account goes into beer, porn, and other such fun. Thank you :)

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                                    • P Paul Watson

                                      Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                                      I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

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                                      • J Jeff Martin

                                        I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

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                                        Paul Watson
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                                        :laugh: :laugh: What a horrifying image. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                                        • J Jeremy Kimball

                                          I think so Brain, but where would we find a watermelon that size? ;)

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                                          Paul Watson
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                                          :-D got to love Pinky and the Brain regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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