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  • P Paul Watson

    Shog9, you have great powers, such as running-around-screaming-wildly-for-a-bit-presumably-with-your-hands-in-the-air-like-you-just-dont-care, can you not stop the Cyborg Monkeys from planet99? or *radio voice* will Shog9 use the monkey horde to rule all of planet Earth while Ming the Merciless takes Mars? And what of Dorothy and the wicked witch of BushCo? Will her flying monkeys battle Shog9 and stop the straw men of CP to get a life? Tune in next week folks when JoeSox invents shongololos that can manipulate space time with their pinkies. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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    JoeSox
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    Paul Watson wrote: Tune in next week folks when JoeSox invents shongololos that can manipulate space time with their pinkies. ROTFL!:laugh: pinkies....hhmmmm Later, JoeSox
    "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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      Paul Watson wrote: Tune in next week folks when JoeSox invents shongololos that can manipulate space time with their pinkies. ROTFL!:laugh: pinkies....hhmmmm Later, JoeSox
      "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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      Paul Watson
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      Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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        Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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        JoeSox
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        Paul Watson wrote: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? Take over the world?:laugh: We better use the VB programmers as pawns. Later, JoeSox
        "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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        • J JoeSox

          "Monkeys that can move a robot arm with thoughts alone have brought the merger of mind and machine one step closer. In experiments at Duke University, implants in the monkeys' brains picked up brain signals and sent them to a robotic arm, which carried out reaching and grasping movements on a computer screen driven only by the monkeys' thoughts. The achievement is a significant advance in the continuing effort to devise thought-controlled machines that could be a great benefit for people who are paralyzed, or have lost control over their physical movements..." link[^] and bypass ny times log in Later, JoeSox
          "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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          Here's the link to the paper :) http://www.plos.org/downloads/plbi-01-02-carmena.pdf[^] leppie::AllocCPArticle("Zee blog");
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          • P Paul Watson

            Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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            Jeremy Kimball
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            I think so Brain, but where would we find a watermelon that size? ;)

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            • S Shog9 0

              *screams and runs around wildly for a bit* v. interesting...

              I think it's cool that Shog's coding johnson is longer than everyone elses -- JoeSox 10/8/03

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              peterchen
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              Shog9 wrote: bit Don't you think a bat would be more effective? C'mon, bashing a cyborg monkey with a single bit....


              "Vierteile den, der sie Hure schimpft mit einem türkischen Säbel."
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              • N Neil Van Eps

                I'm waiting for sharks with frickin' lasers! Neil Van Eps "Standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician" - Headline from the Onion June 25 2003

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                Brad Jennings
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                http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drevil.html[^] Good stuff.:-D Brad Jennings I like pancakes!

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                • N Neil Van Eps

                  I'm waiting for sharks with frickin' lasers! Neil Van Eps "Standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician" - Headline from the Onion June 25 2003

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                  David Wulff
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                  :-D :-D :laugh:


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                  • B Brad Jennings

                    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drevil.html[^] Good stuff.:-D Brad Jennings I like pancakes!

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                    JoeSox
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                    duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca duca Later, JoeSox
                    "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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                    • J JoeSox

                      "Monkeys that can move a robot arm with thoughts alone have brought the merger of mind and machine one step closer. In experiments at Duke University, implants in the monkeys' brains picked up brain signals and sent them to a robotic arm, which carried out reaching and grasping movements on a computer screen driven only by the monkeys' thoughts. The achievement is a significant advance in the continuing effort to devise thought-controlled machines that could be a great benefit for people who are paralyzed, or have lost control over their physical movements..." link[^] and bypass ny times log in Later, JoeSox
                      "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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                      Kenneth Childs
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                      Woah...where are we keeping these things?! Go Duke! <---signature---> Your kid gets into Duke. You pay the tuition. That tuition goes into my checking account. My money in my checking account goes into beer, porn, and other such fun. Thank you :)

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                      • P Paul Watson

                        Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                        Jeff Martin
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                        I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

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                        • J Jeff Martin

                          I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

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                          Paul Watson
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                          :laugh: :laugh: What a horrifying image. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                          • J Jeremy Kimball

                            I think so Brain, but where would we find a watermelon that size? ;)

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                            Paul Watson
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                            :-D got to love Pinky and the Brain regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                            • J JoeSox

                              "Monkeys that can move a robot arm with thoughts alone have brought the merger of mind and machine one step closer. In experiments at Duke University, implants in the monkeys' brains picked up brain signals and sent them to a robotic arm, which carried out reaching and grasping movements on a computer screen driven only by the monkeys' thoughts. The achievement is a significant advance in the continuing effort to devise thought-controlled machines that could be a great benefit for people who are paralyzed, or have lost control over their physical movements..." link[^] and bypass ny times log in Later, JoeSox
                              "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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                              Daniel Larsen
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                              While in Atlanta, Georgia, for college last spring (graduated in may!), there was an article in a local paper (Creative Loafing for you locals) about an Emory University professor who had put an implant into a person's brain who was, with practice, able to control a computer to a minimal degree. That is, he could control the mouse and write very basic things, like his name, in a text editor. While intriguing, it's also good to note that he was the biggest success out of a group of ~10 people. All these patients are "shut ins," that is, they have no control over any part of their body except their mind. The biggest hurdle the researchers found was re-training people to control the implants (obviously), but it would just completely exhaust them. In any case, it's kind of fun stuff to keep on. The future of implants and what-not is the size and ability to record signals. This professor is unique in that he was able to keep his patients alive after the implants were in there. Who knows, the future can only hold smaller, more efficient, sensors. D Daniel Larsen, Professional Casanova Blood, Sweat, Toil and Tears

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                                While in Atlanta, Georgia, for college last spring (graduated in may!), there was an article in a local paper (Creative Loafing for you locals) about an Emory University professor who had put an implant into a person's brain who was, with practice, able to control a computer to a minimal degree. That is, he could control the mouse and write very basic things, like his name, in a text editor. While intriguing, it's also good to note that he was the biggest success out of a group of ~10 people. All these patients are "shut ins," that is, they have no control over any part of their body except their mind. The biggest hurdle the researchers found was re-training people to control the implants (obviously), but it would just completely exhaust them. In any case, it's kind of fun stuff to keep on. The future of implants and what-not is the size and ability to record signals. This professor is unique in that he was able to keep his patients alive after the implants were in there. Who knows, the future can only hold smaller, more efficient, sensors. D Daniel Larsen, Professional Casanova Blood, Sweat, Toil and Tears

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                                JoeSox
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                                Daniel Larsen wrote: Who knows, the future can only hold smaller, more efficient, sensors. That's interesting. It is strange how science fiction turns into non-fiction as one grows older:sigh: :) Later, JoeSox
                                "I don't question, our existence I just question, our modern needs" - Pearl Jam Garden www.joeswammi.com www.humanaiproject.org

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