Flood Theory
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I have a more important question - what the hell happened to all that water? To hell with those thin-skinned pillow-biters. - Me, 10/03/2001
that's what the sponges do. you should know that :) -c ------------------------------ Smaller Animals Software, Inc. http://www.smalleranimals.com
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I have a more important question - what the hell happened to all that water? To hell with those thin-skinned pillow-biters. - Me, 10/03/2001
I quote : Genesis 36:22 And spoketh Noah "Lord, where upon will thine waters flow?". And the Lord did much laugheth, and pulleth He the large plug from the plughole. And sayeth the Lord "see, the waters draineth in a clockwise direction. Calleth this the 'coriolis effect'". I think this pretty much captures the essence of your question. Of course, some bible translations use the more tradional "enormously erect Water Stopping thingy", instead of the now more commonly accepted "large plug". ----------------------- Reg : "Well, what Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem."
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OK, I have read all replies to this post prior to my reply. I am shocked, never did I think I would see the day. Americans using sarcasm, humour and subtely all at the same time. I am much impressed. Anyhow, I know that my ancestors had had a little too much beer that day. Took a quick slash out the back door and BAM, flood. :-D Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
Someone sent me this the other day (I think it might have come from the Onion - not sure)
Subject: SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP IRONY. SAN FRANCISCO - The UK Paper The Daily Telegraph spoke to Jay Fullmer, 38, who became the first American to come to grips with the concept of irony yesterday. "It was weird," Fullmer said, "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and stuff and he said, like, great weather, or something like that." Said Fullmer: "And I thought - wait a minute, it's like, no way is it great weather." Fullmer soon realised that the other man's 'mistake' was deliberate. "This guy was pretty cool about it," Fullmer said. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, planned to use irony himself in future. "I'm like saying it all the time." he said. "Last weekend I was like grilling steaks and I like burned the crap out of them and I said 'great weather'."
cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
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Someone sent me this the other day (I think it might have come from the Onion - not sure)
Subject: SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP IRONY. SAN FRANCISCO - The UK Paper The Daily Telegraph spoke to Jay Fullmer, 38, who became the first American to come to grips with the concept of irony yesterday. "It was weird," Fullmer said, "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and stuff and he said, like, great weather, or something like that." Said Fullmer: "And I thought - wait a minute, it's like, no way is it great weather." Fullmer soon realised that the other man's 'mistake' was deliberate. "This guy was pretty cool about it," Fullmer said. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, planned to use irony himself in future. "I'm like saying it all the time." he said. "Last weekend I was like grilling steaks and I like burned the crap out of them and I said 'great weather'."
cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
Brilliant! In my best Rick from the Young Ones voice. This should be included in the humour part of the site. Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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I have a more important question - what the hell happened to all that water? To hell with those thin-skinned pillow-biters. - Me, 10/03/2001
Polar Ice Caps? ;P -Sean ---- "Vigilance With Pride"
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Actually, the flood did happen. Noah did build his boat and filled it full of animals. This is very important because it did save the world from total wipeout. The part of the story that is never told is that on the day of the flood, they actually had the first ever Superbowl. Unfortunately, when halftime came and everyone hit the bathroom at the same time, the primitive sewage system couldn't handle the stress and thus the great flood. Tim Smith Descartes Systems Sciences, Inc.
I was accused of being an Heretic the first time I asked an American "What the hell is the SuperBowl?". :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes
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I was accused of being an Heretic the first time I asked an American "What the hell is the SuperBowl?". :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes
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I have a more important question - what the hell happened to all that water? To hell with those thin-skinned pillow-biters. - Me, 10/03/2001
Well, hell had nothing to do with it.. :P Ever heard of oceans? John
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Blasphemy!! This cannot be so. It's too logical, explains far too many things, and is presented in clear and unambiguous language. You need to rethink this entire story, add in a little more killing and threats of retribution, retell it verbally through several generations, then write it down in ancient greek on a parchment that will not last long enough to be found by anyone in later years, then ask many people to copy it, adding and embellishing as they see fit. Only then will you understand the true word. ----------------------- Reg : "Well, what Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem."
:laugh: My thoughts exactly.
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Someone sent me this the other day (I think it might have come from the Onion - not sure)
Subject: SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP IRONY. SAN FRANCISCO - The UK Paper The Daily Telegraph spoke to Jay Fullmer, 38, who became the first American to come to grips with the concept of irony yesterday. "It was weird," Fullmer said, "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and stuff and he said, like, great weather, or something like that." Said Fullmer: "And I thought - wait a minute, it's like, no way is it great weather." Fullmer soon realised that the other man's 'mistake' was deliberate. "This guy was pretty cool about it," Fullmer said. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, planned to use irony himself in future. "I'm like saying it all the time." he said. "Last weekend I was like grilling steaks and I like burned the crap out of them and I said 'great weather'."
cheers, Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
Hey, isn't irony that thing Alanis Morissette sung about? ;P