Why programmers smoke!
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A boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors." "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.
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A boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors." "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.
I have seen some bad jokes in my time, but wow. I am impressed :-D Not sure I have ever said to anyone "That is injurious to you health". Thanks for starting my thursday with a laff! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand?
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A boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors." "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.
Repost, but good anyway! :) Rickard Andersson Here is my card, contact me later! UIN: 50302279 Sonork: 37318
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A boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors." "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.
:rolleyes: Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
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I have seen some bad jokes in my time, but wow. I am impressed :-D Not sure I have ever said to anyone "That is injurious to you health". Thanks for starting my thursday with a laff! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand?
I liked it more because I actually said something similar once to a friend who was complaining about my smoking :rolleyes: ... almost got myself a black eye!:~ "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.
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A boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors." "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.
Yes, but even the most ignorant programmers falls on their asses once the warning limit has been exceeded. Smokers too. :) --
Berlin - Die heimliche schwedishe Hauptstadt. IKEA Wohnst du nach oder lebst du schon?
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Yes, but even the most ignorant programmers falls on their asses once the warning limit has been exceeded. Smokers too. :) --
Berlin - Die heimliche schwedishe Hauptstadt. IKEA Wohnst du nach oder lebst du schon?
now, you can buy some plastic "cigarette box protectors" at the local gas stations, to put your cigs in (and the ligheand the ligther in. Of course they are not covered with warning notes, but with nude pics :rolleyes: so - they just lower the warning level....
"Vierteile den, der sie Hure schimpft mit einem türkischen Säbel."
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A boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors." "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.
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A boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors." "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.