Christianity vs Islam
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In the Red Corner... And in the Blue Corner... Gentlemen, let the games commence. ----------------------- The sermon on the mount... Man 1 : Hear that? Blessed are the greek. Man 2 : The greek? Man 1 : Well apparently, he's going to inherit the earth. Man 2 : Did anyone catch his name?
Hey, just in time for the Christmas rush. ;P Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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In the Red Corner... And in the Blue Corner... Gentlemen, let the games commence. ----------------------- The sermon on the mount... Man 1 : Hear that? Blessed are the greek. Man 2 : The greek? Man 1 : Well apparently, he's going to inherit the earth. Man 2 : Did anyone catch his name?
LOL My favourite bit is the "Jesus Christ Superstore". Hilarious pun. I can imagine them creating a new JCS musical staring ninja warrior Jesus and a hashish smoking Mohammed. :laugh: regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge "In other words, the developer is dealing with an elephant, the accountant is dealing with a bunny rabbit." by Stan Shannon - 16/10/2001
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LOL My favourite bit is the "Jesus Christ Superstore". Hilarious pun. I can imagine them creating a new JCS musical staring ninja warrior Jesus and a hashish smoking Mohammed. :laugh: regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge "In other words, the developer is dealing with an elephant, the accountant is dealing with a bunny rabbit." by Stan Shannon - 16/10/2001
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Anyone check out the Allah doll? BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! To hell with those thin-skinned pillow-biters. - Me, 10/03/2001
Allah was my favorite option as well - I especially liked the 'shilouette' on the packaging. ----------------------- The sermon on the mount... Man 1 : Hear that? Blessed are the greek. Man 2 : The greek? Man 1 : Well apparently, he's going to inherit the earth. Man 2 : Did anyone catch his name?
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Allah was my favorite option as well - I especially liked the 'shilouette' on the packaging. ----------------------- The sermon on the mount... Man 1 : Hear that? Blessed are the greek. Man 2 : The greek? Man 1 : Well apparently, he's going to inherit the earth. Man 2 : Did anyone catch his name?
Ironic that a programmer is himself being programmed to think like the rest of the disbelievers. Ever tried thinking for yourself. Sort yourself out before death knocks on your door.
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Ironic that a programmer is himself being programmed to think like the rest of the disbelievers. Ever tried thinking for yourself. Sort yourself out before death knocks on your door.
The previous mail applies to you all. You want to know the truth, see http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/tawheed/abutaw/abutaw\_1.html When you stand up before your Lord do not say you were not given a chance.
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Ironic that a programmer is himself being programmed to think like the rest of the disbelievers. Ever tried thinking for yourself. Sort yourself out before death knocks on your door.
Dear Slave, You mispelt "Allaah". You have serious problems. Please consult your nearest doctor and request a lobotomy. If he refuses then declar a Jihad on his family and then move to Afghanistan. yours faithfully, Concerned Citizen
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Ironic that a programmer is himself being programmed to think like the rest of the disbelievers. Ever tried thinking for yourself. Sort yourself out before death knocks on your door.
Ironic that a programmer is himself being programmed to think like the rest of the disbelievers. I think that should be "non-believers", rather than "disbelievers", but I get your meaning. Anyway, I strongly resent being grouped with "the rest of the disbelievers". I belong to a very elite group of disbelievers - those that believe the only true belief is a disbelief in the nature of belief, expressed via a belief system that rejects both belief and non-belief. Oh, and we reject VB as a 'real' programming language, and we think the Seahawks will win the next 3 Superbowls. Now that's ironic! Ever tried thinking for yourself. Yes. It's actually quite easy, and very reassuring once you get the hang of it. I recommend you try it occasionally. First, put the Quran down, then forget everything you've been fed for the past 'x' years, then think of an interesting question and try to figure out the answer WITHOUT LOOKING IN THE BOOK. If that doesn't work, then try shoving something long and sharp up your arse ... no, wait - here, let me do that for you. Sort yourself out before death knocks on your door. You see, that's the best bit about being a disbeliever - it's not my problem!! ----------------------- The sermon on the mount... Man 1 : Hear that? Blessed are the greek. Man 2 : The greek? Man 1 : Well apparently, he's going to inherit the earth. Man 2 : Did anyone catch his name?
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Dear Slave, You mispelt "Allaah". You have serious problems. Please consult your nearest doctor and request a lobotomy. If he refuses then declar a Jihad on his family and then move to Afghanistan. yours faithfully, Concerned Citizen
You mispelt "Allaah". Yes, I believe it's spelt "f" "*" "*" "k" "w" "i" "t" (cleaned up to try and keep Chris from banning me, and because this web site is child friendly - I know, because of the infantile comments posted here frequently). Or perhaps I disbelieve the spelling? Hell, now I'm not sure if I really believe I can disbelieve. request a lobotomy Request denied - you can't polish a turd. ----------------------- The sermon on the mount... Man 1 : Hear that? Blessed are the greek. Man 2 : The greek? Man 1 : Well apparently, he's going to inherit the earth. Man 2 : Did anyone catch his name?
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The previous mail applies to you all. You want to know the truth, see http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/tawheed/abutaw/abutaw\_1.html When you stand up before your Lord do not say you were not given a chance.
Suck my dick you knob-jockey. Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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Ironic that a programmer is himself being programmed to think like the rest of the disbelievers. Ever tried thinking for yourself. Sort yourself out before death knocks on your door.
> Ironic that a programmer is himself being programmed to think like the rest > of the disbelievers. Ever tried thinking for yourself. This coming from a guy that signs in as "SlaveOfAllah". BWA HA HA HA HA! Some of us (me included) have enough clarity of thought to not require a "god" (false or otherwise) to guide us through our daily lives, but don't get me started. Besides, it was a freakin satire. All of you religious zealots are the same, and it doesn't matter which version of "god" you believe in... To hell with those thin-skinned pillow-biters. - Me, 10/03/2001
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You mispelt "Allaah". Yes, I believe it's spelt "f" "*" "*" "k" "w" "i" "t" (cleaned up to try and keep Chris from banning me, and because this web site is child friendly - I know, because of the infantile comments posted here frequently). Or perhaps I disbelieve the spelling? Hell, now I'm not sure if I really believe I can disbelieve. request a lobotomy Request denied - you can't polish a turd. ----------------------- The sermon on the mount... Man 1 : Hear that? Blessed are the greek. Man 2 : The greek? Man 1 : Well apparently, he's going to inherit the earth. Man 2 : Did anyone catch his name?
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The previous mail applies to you all. You want to know the truth, see http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/tawheed/abutaw/abutaw\_1.html When you stand up before your Lord do not say you were not given a chance.
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> you can't polish a turd You know, you're right. Now, you have to ask yourself, "How does he know?" Well, it's a long story... To hell with those thin-skinned pillow-biters. - Me, 10/03/2001
I've got nothing but time on my hands John. ;P Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
