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    Jeremy Kimball
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    http://www.bash.org/?random[^] Can you imagine the havok we would wreak if we had our own IRC channel? :-D Jeremy Kimball

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      http://www.bash.org/?random[^] Can you imagine the havok we would wreak if we had our own IRC channel? :-D Jeremy Kimball

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      Roger Wright
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      "15845 quotes approved; 2452 quotes pending; 26 marked as sux" I think I'd be a bit more selective if I was the moderator...:~ Heard in Bullhead City - "You haven't lost your girl -
      you've just lost your turn..." [sigh] So true...

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        http://www.bash.org/?random[^] Can you imagine the havok we would wreak if we had our own IRC channel? :-D Jeremy Kimball

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        Nitron
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        My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. now that's almost sig material [edit]... nevermind, this is better: <Zeroflowne>what is the name of that or*l s*x move that can kill your partner? <sHaDoWkAiO>The or*l s*x "move"? You mean like punching her and yelling "HADOKEN!" while performing cun*&%$^&us? :laugh: [/edit] [edit2] <@Oz> just reading about the human genome project <@Oz> what a waste of time, if only god had just released the source with the binaries ;P [/edit2] ~Nitron.


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          http://www.bash.org/?random[^] Can you imagine the havok we would wreak if we had our own IRC channel? :-D Jeremy Kimball

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          Jeff Green
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          :):):) Thanks, I needed that. I could also do with the two hours back that I just wasted wetting myself. Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.net.au

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            My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. now that's almost sig material [edit]... nevermind, this is better: <Zeroflowne>what is the name of that or*l s*x move that can kill your partner? <sHaDoWkAiO>The or*l s*x "move"? You mean like punching her and yelling "HADOKEN!" while performing cun*&%$^&us? :laugh: [/edit] [edit2] <@Oz> just reading about the human genome project <@Oz> what a waste of time, if only god had just released the source with the binaries ;P [/edit2] ~Nitron.


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            Jeremy Kimball
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            Some other ones :) spread the word of jesus my brother j----e---s----u---s And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. just pull it out and point to it Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf brb Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?" And the worst "Ewwww!" moment one: The goatse guy would be good at shoplifting.

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              http://www.bash.org/?random[^] Can you imagine the havok we would wreak if we had our own IRC channel? :-D Jeremy Kimball

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              David Stone
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              * Protozoa has quit IRC (Killed (Ukyo (<No reason given> ))) <Ukyo> gah <Ukyo> damn misclicks :laugh: That's hilarious!


              I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time. -Orson Welles

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                Some other ones :) spread the word of jesus my brother j----e---s----u---s And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. just pull it out and point to it Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf brb Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?" And the worst "Ewwww!" moment one: The goatse guy would be good at shoplifting.

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                Paul Watson
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                > And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. Pffff, guy does not know what he is talking about. Peterchen does it all the time, Dela has his German liefde and even I wangled some one-on-one time. Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, but you can still talk to them. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "All Corvettes are red. Everything else is just a mistake." Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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                  > And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. Pffff, guy does not know what he is talking about. Peterchen does it all the time, Dela has his German liefde and even I wangled some one-on-one time. Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, but you can still talk to them. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "All Corvettes are red. Everything else is just a mistake." Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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                  Jeremy Kimball
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                  Now *why* did you have to give me a mental image of Jorgen "pulling it out and pointing"? X| Jeremy Kimball

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                    Now *why* did you have to give me a mental image of Jorgen "pulling it out and pointing"? X| Jeremy Kimball

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                    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                    Dude! I demand you to purge your mind of any mental image of me involved in pulling and pointing activities! I feel so abused. :sigh: :-D -- C'est normal!

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                      > And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. Pffff, guy does not know what he is talking about. Peterchen does it all the time, Dela has his German liefde and even I wangled some one-on-one time. Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, but you can still talk to them. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "All Corvettes are red. Everything else is just a mistake." Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                      Paul Watson wrote: Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, I don't know how you perceive me. This is slightly worrying. :rolleyes: Paul Watson wrote: but you can still talk to them. Ganz genau! I just wish they would talk back.. ;) -- C'est normal!

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                        http://www.bash.org/?random[^] Can you imagine the havok we would wreak if we had our own IRC channel? :-D Jeremy Kimball

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                        David Wulff
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                        http://www.bash.org/?106371

                        < zeedo> now the use of nmap in the matrix reloaded, that was leetnes
                        in a movie

                        < mcp33p4n75> and ssh
                        < zeedo> an ssh exploit no less
                        < setenv> oh yea and the crc32 vulnerability
                        18:02:37 < zeedo> I paused it and started explaining it to my gf, she just
                        looked at me like I was a moron


                        David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum

                        Putting the laughter back into slaughter

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                          Paul Watson wrote: Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, I don't know how you perceive me. This is slightly worrying. :rolleyes: Paul Watson wrote: but you can still talk to them. Ganz genau! I just wish they would talk back.. ;) -- C'est normal!

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                          KaRl
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                          Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I just wish they would talk back Easy, remove the muzzle. :-D;)


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                            > And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. Pffff, guy does not know what he is talking about. Peterchen does it all the time, Dela has his German liefde and even I wangled some one-on-one time. Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, but you can still talk to them. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "All Corvettes are red. Everything else is just a mistake." Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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                            Brian Delahunty
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                            Paul Watson wrote: but you can still talk to them This is true. Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
                            http://www.briandela.com/pictures Now with a pictures section :-D
                            http://www.briandela.com/rss/newsrss.xml RSS Feed

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                              Paul Watson wrote: Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, I don't know how you perceive me. This is slightly worrying. :rolleyes: Paul Watson wrote: but you can still talk to them. Ganz genau! I just wish they would talk back.. ;) -- C'est normal!

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                              Brian Delahunty
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                              Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I just wish they would talk back.. They do... just need to use a bit of charm.. get them to laugh and then they never shut up. Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
                              http://www.briandela.com/pictures Now with a pictures section :-D
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