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    Chris Maunder
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    ...you tell your sick girlfriend that the anesthetic cough drops you bought her will NULL the pain. The 'it will what?' was priceless. cheers, Chris Maunder

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      ...you tell your sick girlfriend that the anesthetic cough drops you bought her will NULL the pain. The 'it will what?' was priceless. cheers, Chris Maunder

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      Roger Wright
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      :laugh: Failing that, shake some beads and rattles, mumble incoherently, and cast the pain to void. Will Build Nuclear Missile For Food - No Target Too Small

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        ...you tell your sick girlfriend that the anesthetic cough drops you bought her will NULL the pain. The 'it will what?' was priceless. cheers, Chris Maunder

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        Simon Walton
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        That really made me wet myself. Cheers Chris, i needed that. :laugh:

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          That really made me wet myself. Cheers Chris, i needed that. :laugh:

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          Navin
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          At the risk of infringing upon possible patents held by David Wulff:

          :laugh: /|\ /'\

          Remember, even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.

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            ...you tell your sick girlfriend that the anesthetic cough drops you bought her will NULL the pain. The 'it will what?' was priceless. cheers, Chris Maunder

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            Michael Dunn
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            Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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              ...you tell your sick girlfriend that the anesthetic cough drops you bought her will NULL the pain. The 'it will what?' was priceless. cheers, Chris Maunder

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              l a u r e n
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              :laugh:


              "there is no spoon"
              biz stuff   about me

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                Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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                Gary R Wheeler
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                Michael Dunn wrote: Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware You know, there are so many good lines to go with that. It's a shame this is the Lounge, and not the Soapbox :rolleyes:.


                Software Zen: delete this;

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                  Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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                  Nick Parker
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                  Michael Dunn wrote: Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. I remember receiving this same bit of advice from you approximately 1 year ago. ;) - Nick Parker
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                    Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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                    Lost User
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                    Or better spent on hardware for me :-D Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D

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                      Or better spent on hardware for me :-D Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D

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                      jhaga
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                      Trollslayer wrote: Or better spent on hardware for me How about a harddisk? I would need a mouse! jhaga --------------------------------- Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. Henry David Thoreau, "Walden", 1854

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                        Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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                        Sam Woodward
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                        The late chairman of our company used to say to us: "A woman will be a hole in your heart and a hole in your wallet". He was a batchelor. Sam W

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                          Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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                          Norman Fung
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                          Michael Dunn wrote: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. man... Norman Fung

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                            The late chairman of our company used to say to us: "A woman will be a hole in your heart and a hole in your wallet". He was a batchelor. Sam W

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                            Colin Angus Mackay
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                            Sam Woodward wrote: used to say Past tense - Is he married now?


                            "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar

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                              The late chairman of our company used to say to us: "A woman will be a hole in your heart and a hole in your wallet". He was a batchelor. Sam W

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                              Sam Woodward wrote: He was a batchelor. What a surprise... Marcie http://www.codeproject.com

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