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  • C Chris Maunder

    ...you tell your sick girlfriend that the anesthetic cough drops you bought her will NULL the pain. The 'it will what?' was priceless. cheers, Chris Maunder

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    Roger Wright
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    :laugh: Failing that, shake some beads and rattles, mumble incoherently, and cast the pain to void. Will Build Nuclear Missile For Food - No Target Too Small

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    • C Chris Maunder

      ...you tell your sick girlfriend that the anesthetic cough drops you bought her will NULL the pain. The 'it will what?' was priceless. cheers, Chris Maunder

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      Simon Walton
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      That really made me wet myself. Cheers Chris, i needed that. :laugh:

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        That really made me wet myself. Cheers Chris, i needed that. :laugh:

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        Navin
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        At the risk of infringing upon possible patents held by David Wulff:

        :laugh: /|\ /'\

        Remember, even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.

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        • C Chris Maunder

          ...you tell your sick girlfriend that the anesthetic cough drops you bought her will NULL the pain. The 'it will what?' was priceless. cheers, Chris Maunder

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          Michael Dunn
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          Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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          • C Chris Maunder

            ...you tell your sick girlfriend that the anesthetic cough drops you bought her will NULL the pain. The 'it will what?' was priceless. cheers, Chris Maunder

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            l a u r e n
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            :laugh:


            "there is no spoon"
            biz stuff   about me

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            • M Michael Dunn

              Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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              Gary R Wheeler
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              Michael Dunn wrote: Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware You know, there are so many good lines to go with that. It's a shame this is the Lounge, and not the Soapbox :rolleyes:.


              Software Zen: delete this;

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              • M Michael Dunn

                Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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                Lost User
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                Or better spent on hardware for me :-D Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D

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                • M Michael Dunn

                  Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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                  Nick Parker
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                  Michael Dunn wrote: Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. I remember receiving this same bit of advice from you approximately 1 year ago. ;) - Nick Parker
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                    Or better spent on hardware for me :-D Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D

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                    jhaga
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                    Trollslayer wrote: Or better spent on hardware for me How about a harddisk? I would need a mouse! jhaga --------------------------------- Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. Henry David Thoreau, "Walden", 1854

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                    • M Michael Dunn

                      Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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                      Sam Woodward
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                      The late chairman of our company used to say to us: "A woman will be a hole in your heart and a hole in your wallet". He was a batchelor. Sam W

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                      • M Michael Dunn

                        Girlfriend?! :omg: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. ;) --Mike-- Personal stuff:: Ericahist | Homepage Shareware stuff:: 1ClickPicGrabber | RightClick-Encrypt CP stuff:: CP SearchBar v2.0.2 | C++ Forum FAQ ---- I even hear the Windows "OMG I booted up fine" sound.   -- Paul Watson diagnosing hardware problems.

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                        Norman Fung
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                        Michael Dunn wrote: Don't do it man. Girls only use up money that could be better spent on hardware. man... Norman Fung

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                        • S Sam Woodward

                          The late chairman of our company used to say to us: "A woman will be a hole in your heart and a hole in your wallet". He was a batchelor. Sam W

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                          Colin Angus Mackay
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                          Sam Woodward wrote: used to say Past tense - Is he married now?


                          "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar

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                          • S Sam Woodward

                            The late chairman of our company used to say to us: "A woman will be a hole in your heart and a hole in your wallet". He was a batchelor. Sam W

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                            Marcie Jones
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                            Sam Woodward wrote: He was a batchelor. What a surprise... Marcie http://www.codeproject.com

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