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Geek JOTD: "A lone electron is whizzing up the N1 on his way to Jozi from Slaapstad in his M3... he glances at the dashboard to check that he's sufficiently over the speed limit, and immediately forgets where he is" "I believe in the heat death of the Universe. I'm a Kelvinist" The subatomic particle store had a sale last week. Electrons: $0.10 Protons : $0.10 Neutrons : free of charge There is nothing wrong with the Schroedinger's Cat experiment! You aren't actually killing the cat until you measure it... When the Humane Society comes up and looks into your box, you can rest assured that the cat's death is their fault... Earlier today Dr. Heisenberg stated unequivocally that he may or may not have been responsible for the Uncertainty Principle. My blog.
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Geek JOTD: "A lone electron is whizzing up the N1 on his way to Jozi from Slaapstad in his M3... he glances at the dashboard to check that he's sufficiently over the speed limit, and immediately forgets where he is" "I believe in the heat death of the Universe. I'm a Kelvinist" The subatomic particle store had a sale last week. Electrons: $0.10 Protons : $0.10 Neutrons : free of charge There is nothing wrong with the Schroedinger's Cat experiment! You aren't actually killing the cat until you measure it... When the Humane Society comes up and looks into your box, you can rest assured that the cat's death is their fault... Earlier today Dr. Heisenberg stated unequivocally that he may or may not have been responsible for the Uncertainty Principle. My blog.
"A lone electron is whizzing up the N1 on his way to Jozi from Slaapstad in his M3... he glances at the dashboard to check that he's sufficiently over the speed limit, and immediately forgets where he is" Sweet.;P Pete
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Geek JOTD: "A lone electron is whizzing up the N1 on his way to Jozi from Slaapstad in his M3... he glances at the dashboard to check that he's sufficiently over the speed limit, and immediately forgets where he is" "I believe in the heat death of the Universe. I'm a Kelvinist" The subatomic particle store had a sale last week. Electrons: $0.10 Protons : $0.10 Neutrons : free of charge There is nothing wrong with the Schroedinger's Cat experiment! You aren't actually killing the cat until you measure it... When the Humane Society comes up and looks into your box, you can rest assured that the cat's death is their fault... Earlier today Dr. Heisenberg stated unequivocally that he may or may not have been responsible for the Uncertainty Principle. My blog.
ProffK wrote: There is nothing wrong with the Schroedinger's Cat experiment! You aren't actually killing the cat until you measure it... When the Humane Society comes up and looks into your box, you can rest assured that the cat's death is their fault... I like it! :laugh: I've actually found explaining Schroedinger's Cat at great length to be a good way to confuse Jehovah's witnesses (who always seem to come calling when it's least convenient) and convince them not to bother next time. ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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ProffK wrote: There is nothing wrong with the Schroedinger's Cat experiment! You aren't actually killing the cat until you measure it... When the Humane Society comes up and looks into your box, you can rest assured that the cat's death is their fault... I like it! :laugh: I've actually found explaining Schroedinger's Cat at great length to be a good way to confuse Jehovah's witnesses (who always seem to come calling when it's least convenient) and convince them not to bother next time. ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
The best way to confuse a Jehovah's witness is to ask why they take pride in wearing the most boring clothes possible ! Elaine (fashion victim fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D
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ProffK wrote: There is nothing wrong with the Schroedinger's Cat experiment! You aren't actually killing the cat until you measure it... When the Humane Society comes up and looks into your box, you can rest assured that the cat's death is their fault... I like it! :laugh: I've actually found explaining Schroedinger's Cat at great length to be a good way to confuse Jehovah's witnesses (who always seem to come calling when it's least convenient) and convince them not to bother next time. ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: a good way to confuse Jehovah's witnesses I just answer the door naked and tell them, "I was just about to sacrifice a goat. You wanna be a priestess?" I've felt much better since I gave up hope.
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Geek JOTD: "A lone electron is whizzing up the N1 on his way to Jozi from Slaapstad in his M3... he glances at the dashboard to check that he's sufficiently over the speed limit, and immediately forgets where he is" "I believe in the heat death of the Universe. I'm a Kelvinist" The subatomic particle store had a sale last week. Electrons: $0.10 Protons : $0.10 Neutrons : free of charge There is nothing wrong with the Schroedinger's Cat experiment! You aren't actually killing the cat until you measure it... When the Humane Society comes up and looks into your box, you can rest assured that the cat's death is their fault... Earlier today Dr. Heisenberg stated unequivocally that he may or may not have been responsible for the Uncertainty Principle. My blog.
I've always thought it would be quite fun to put Schroedinger's Cat into Faraday's cage.... just to see what happens. Sam W
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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: a good way to confuse Jehovah's witnesses I just answer the door naked and tell them, "I was just about to sacrifice a goat. You wanna be a priestess?" I've felt much better since I gave up hope.
Of couse, we want to see the pictures...:laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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The best way to confuse a Jehovah's witness is to ask why they take pride in wearing the most boring clothes possible ! Elaine (fashion victim fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D
Inviting them to become blood donors is far quicker and more effective. ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In