UK's worst pick-up lines
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They aren't the worst, trust me X| The tigress is here :-D
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Kant wrote: I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day. I wonder how many people have been beaten senseless because they tried to use this line.....
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They forgot to list the one you use if you see a girl ripping the labels off their bottle of drink (or ripping up beermats): "Did you know that's a sign of sexual frustration?" :-D
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"Hi, do you wear stilletos?" X| Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
:~ uh, I don't get that one. I thought I was firmly nestled in the gutter but I have run all the innuendo I can muster against that line and come up blank. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Ian Darling wrote: "and our loonies usually end up doing things like Monty Python." Crikey! ain't life grand?
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There was some guys the won't get the message even when you literally start searing your head off at them ! Like they don't want to hear what you say, you might as well be a plastic doll. That's the kind of reason women don't go out on their own X| Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D
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Paul Watson wrote: Any idea where that idea came from? Here it is taken as a sign (self fulfilling prophecy?) to mean you are going home alone. Not really, but I'd guess that if you're peeling labels and ripping beermats, it's because you want your hands (and by inference, everything else) to be doing something :-)
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:laugh: Some of those are attrocious! However, this is quite sweet: "Does God know you've escaped from heaven?"
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
Meg's World - Blog PhotographySweet as a bucket of saccharin X| The tigress is here :-D
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"Hi, do you wear stilletos?" X| Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
I'll email you my worst later and you'll realise that one isn't so bad :laugh: The tigress is here :-D
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Sweet as a bucket of saccharin X| The tigress is here :-D
Trollslayer wrote: Sweet as a bucket of saccharin The world is full of cynics :)
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
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:~ uh, I don't get that one. I thought I was firmly nestled in the gutter but I have run all the innuendo I can muster against that line and come up blank. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Ian Darling wrote: "and our loonies usually end up doing things like Monty Python." Crikey! ain't life grand?
He was a foot fetishist! :laugh: I couldn't stop laughing at the time. ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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I'll email you my worst later and you'll realise that one isn't so bad :laugh: The tigress is here :-D
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I'll email you my worst later and you'll realise that one isn't so bad :laugh: The tigress is here :-D
One of these days I'm going to publish some of the IM conversations I've had with guys...:laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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One of these days I'm going to publish some of the IM conversations I've had with guys...:laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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He was a foot fetishist! :laugh: I couldn't stop laughing at the time. ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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I'll have to use that one next time I get the chance. Please do! And PLEASE tell us how it goes! I for one am rooting for you :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned
Jim Crafton wrote: I for one am rooting for you Given the multi-cultural nature of these forums there are so many ways to interpret that statement. For instance, in Australia "to root" means "to have sex".
"You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!
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One of these days I'm going to publish some of the IM conversations I've had with guys...:laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
<Homeresque> Aw! But I want to read it now! </Homeresque>
"You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!
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You seem to know a lot about these sites Paul ;) The tigress is here :-D
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You seem to know a lot about these sites Paul ;) The tigress is here :-D
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Kant wrote: - How do you like your eggs in the morning? it should be : - How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Scrambled, Poached or fertilized ?
Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad
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Jim Crafton wrote: I for one am rooting for you Given the multi-cultural nature of these forums there are so many ways to interpret that statement. For instance, in Australia "to root" means "to have sex".
"You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!
:omg: Well that's certainly NOT what I meant! :) That gives new meaning to all the *nix tee-shirts with the "Got Root?" logo on them! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned