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  • L Lost User

    I'll email you my worst later and you'll realise that one isn't so bad :laugh: The tigress is here :-D

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    Paul Watson
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    Aww come on Elaine, share it with all of us. Think of it as preventing future gaffs. Pretend it is education for us sad but imaginative geeks. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Ian Darling wrote: "and our loonies usually end up doing things like Monty Python." Crikey! ain't life grand?

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    • L Lost User

      I'll email you my worst later and you'll realise that one isn't so bad :laugh: The tigress is here :-D

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      Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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      One of these days I'm going to publish some of the IM conversations I've had with guys...:laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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      • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

        One of these days I'm going to publish some of the IM conversations I've had with guys...:laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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        Paul Watson
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        Probably have to be published on literotica or similar :P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Ian Darling wrote: "and our loonies usually end up doing things like Monty Python." Crikey! ain't life grand?

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        • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

          He was a foot fetishist! :laugh: I couldn't stop laughing at the time. ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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          Paul Watson
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          :laugh: ah k, got it now hehe. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Ian Darling wrote: "and our loonies usually end up doing things like Monty Python." Crikey! ain't life grand?

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          • J Jim Crafton

            I'll have to use that one next time I get the chance. Please do! And PLEASE tell us how it goes! I for one am rooting for you :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned

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            Colin Angus Mackay
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            Jim Crafton wrote: I for one am rooting for you Given the multi-cultural nature of these forums there are so many ways to interpret that statement. For instance, in Australia "to root" means "to have sex".


            "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!

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            • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

              One of these days I'm going to publish some of the IM conversations I've had with guys...:laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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              Colin Angus Mackay
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              <Homeresque> Aw! But I want to read it now! </Homeresque>


              "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!

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              • P Paul Watson

                Probably have to be published on literotica or similar :P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Ian Darling wrote: "and our loonies usually end up doing things like Monty Python." Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                Lost User
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                You seem to know a lot about these sites Paul ;) The tigress is here :-D

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                • L Lost User

                  You seem to know a lot about these sites Paul ;) The tigress is here :-D

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                  Paul Watson
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                  I am human, I have needs and desires, I do not deny that. :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Ian Darling wrote: "and our loonies usually end up doing things like Monty Python." Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                  • M Maximilien

                    Kant wrote: - How do you like your eggs in the morning? it should be : - How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Scrambled, Poached or fertilized ?


                    Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad

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                    Nitron
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                    Maximilien wrote: - How do you like your eggs in the morning? - Scrambled, Poached or fertilized ? oh boy :rolleyes: ~Nitron.


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                    • C Colin Angus Mackay

                      Jim Crafton wrote: I for one am rooting for you Given the multi-cultural nature of these forums there are so many ways to interpret that statement. For instance, in Australia "to root" means "to have sex".


                      "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!

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                      :omg: Well that's certainly NOT what I meant! :) That gives new meaning to all the *nix tee-shirts with the "Got Root?" logo on them! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned

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                      • J Jim Crafton

                        :omg: Well that's certainly NOT what I meant! :) That gives new meaning to all the *nix tee-shirts with the "Got Root?" logo on them! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned

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                        Colin Angus Mackay
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                        Jim Crafton wrote: That gives new meaning to all the *nix tee-shirts with the "Got Root?" logo on them! :laugh: Oh! The irony[^] of that statement.


                        "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!

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