Lawyers
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...our favorite target. The other day, someone asked[^] about an unusual CC charge, and then asked "what would a lawyer do for a dollar?". That's a good question. What do you think a lawyer would do for a dollar? My contribution: a lot more than he'd do for free.
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...our favorite target. The other day, someone asked[^] about an unusual CC charge, and then asked "what would a lawyer do for a dollar?". That's a good question. What do you think a lawyer would do for a dollar? My contribution: a lot more than he'd do for free.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a pig? A: There are some things a pig won't do. Some people think of it as a six-pack; I consider it more of a support group.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a pig? A: There are some things a pig won't do. Some people think of it as a six-pack; I consider it more of a support group.
Why are more scientists turning away from rats towards lawyers for their testing needs...? There are more lawyers than rats Scientists don't feel uneasy about killing or doing nasty things to lawyers There are somethings a rat just won't do for incentive "I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit." - Elaine, about Ellen, in "The Dog"
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a pig? A: There are some things a pig won't do. Some people think of it as a six-pack; I consider it more of a support group.
No no no...it's "What would a lawyer do for a dollar?". You could change your answer to "There are some things a pig won't do for a dollar.", and that would be acceptable. :)
Microsoft MVP, Visual C# My Articles
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...our favorite target. The other day, someone asked[^] about an unusual CC charge, and then asked "what would a lawyer do for a dollar?". That's a good question. What do you think a lawyer would do for a dollar? My contribution: a lot more than he'd do for free.
Microsoft MVP, Visual C# My Articles
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Why are more scientists turning away from rats towards lawyers for their testing needs...? There are more lawyers than rats Scientists don't feel uneasy about killing or doing nasty things to lawyers There are somethings a rat just won't do for incentive "I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit." - Elaine, about Ellen, in "The Dog"
:laugh::laugh::laugh: I like your version much better!:-D Some people think of it as a six-pack; I consider it more of a support group.
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...our favorite target. The other day, someone asked[^] about an unusual CC charge, and then asked "what would a lawyer do for a dollar?". That's a good question. What do you think a lawyer would do for a dollar? My contribution: a lot more than he'd do for free.
Microsoft MVP, Visual C# My Articles
Heath Stewart wrote: "what would a lawyer do for a dollar?". Absolutely nothing.
"When I was born I was so surprised that I didn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen