Grammar 101
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At least it was used correctly. Had the phase been, "Your right", then my skin would have started to itch, too. :-D "Fish and guests stink in three days." - Benjamin Franlkin
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The following: From an American news report many years ago, the interviewer asked this question: * "How do you view the situation judgementallywise?" Huh?? you mean "How do you judge the situation?" A couple from TechEd: * "You can colorize the various elements of the source code." Please most of the people in this room don't have English as their first language, please keep it simple: "You can colour the various elements of the source code" * "In this dialog you can choose the colorization of the text." Same comment as before. How about: "In this dialog you can choose the colour of the text". * "The woman was burglarized while she was out shopping". You mean "The woman was burgled while she was out shopping". What is it with trying to lengthen words? Are these people trying to sound more self important because they can use words of greater than two syllables? Yes, okay - I realise these are probably quite acceptable in American English, but they all seem to come into the category of using lenthier words where a shorter one will be quite enough.
"If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!
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What two words do you find used incorrectly the most? Two that come to mind immediately for me are these: Noxious: "I feel noxious." This is incorrect, because fumes are noxious and make a person feel nauseated. Irregardless: "Irregardless of what you may think, this sentence is incorrect." Regardless is already negative and does not need the prefix “ir” to make it more negative. "Regardless of what you may think, this sentence is correct." --- I bought a Dell XPS gaming system, started a fan site, and never looked back.
The most annoying thing I see is: "I should of..." People actually type that crap instead of: "I should have..." or "I should've..." I'm not a grammar expert by any stretch of the imagination, but that one astounds me. :)
I, for one, do not think the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
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What two words do you find used incorrectly the most? Two that come to mind immediately for me are these: Noxious: "I feel noxious." This is incorrect, because fumes are noxious and make a person feel nauseated. Irregardless: "Irregardless of what you may think, this sentence is incorrect." Regardless is already negative and does not need the prefix “ir” to make it more negative. "Regardless of what you may think, this sentence is correct." --- I bought a Dell XPS gaming system, started a fan site, and never looked back.
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Atleast you don't have to deal with y'all. That makes my blood boil "I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit." - Elaine, about Ellen, in "The Dog"
But at least y'all can be a contraction. Where the heck did "youse" come from? BTW I never could stand y'all when I lived in the south and can NOT stand youse now that I'm in New Jersey...
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote: What is it with trying to lengthen words? Colin Angus Mackay wrote: "In this dialog you can choose the colour of the text". Indeed, shameful.
You**'re one microscopic cog** in his catastrophic plan...I meant in terms of syllables not characters. And anyway, "Color" you will find, if you look up your American dictionary is derived from the Middle English "Colour". Most of the rest of the English speaking world never had Webster to come along and attempt to contract words and so the Middle English spelling persists among many millions of English speakers.
"If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!
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But at least y'all can be a contraction. Where the heck did "youse" come from? BTW I never could stand y'all when I lived in the south and can NOT stand youse now that I'm in New Jersey...
Ever listen to Jeff Foxworthy Some of this contractions are priceless.... "initiate" and "aorta" come to mind for "and then she ate" and "I ought to" "I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit." - Elaine, about Ellen, in "The Dog"
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But at least y'all can be a contraction. Where the heck did "youse" come from? BTW I never could stand y'all when I lived in the south and can NOT stand youse now that I'm in New Jersey...
Brad Bruce wrote: Where the heck did "youse" come from? I was always of the impression that in Scots it was the plural form of you. However, I wasn't aware of its use outside of Scotland. (I just googled for it and found it used across the US)
"If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!
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When I was in my 20s can/may were interchangeable. Now that I'm 40 I see the difference. I wonder if this has to do with the maturing of the brain? It's easier to pick up new languages and accents when you are younger. As you get older it becomes more difficult. I struggled through college German (at 28 years of age) watching 18 year olds not do homework and fly through the course. It's good to live, Josef Wainz Software Developer
Turtle Hand wrote: I wonder if this has to do with the maturing of the brain? Probably, you get smarter as you get older, but more set in your ways. Gary Kirkham A working Program is one that has only unobserved bugs He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot Who you are in Christ
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Actually it seems to be an Indian thing*. Smitha and Nish both do it in the programming forums here on CP and are quite adamant they are using it correctly. I however am doubtful about that. * That annoys me. When I can't think of the correct word and have to use stuff or thing. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Ian Darling wrote: "and our loonies usually end up doing things like Monty Python." Crikey! ain't life grand?
Ok, this post is more clear to me now. doubt in .Net
I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon
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How about when someone is expressing their complete dislike about something by saying "I could care less...?" To me, that indicates they still have a small amount of "like" left. If they totally disliked something, it should be "I couldn't care less..."
"When I was born I was so surprised that I didn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen
The phrase "I could care less" implies the tag "but I don't." I suspect this is a regional thing. I grew up with "I could care less" but deliberately started using "I couldn't care less" in my twenties so there was no ambiguity. Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
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Another one (yes, you've hit one of my pet subjects - you'll regret it soon ;P ) Split infinitives. Actually, I didn't used to pick up on it until I was rereading something that I wrote a few weeks ago and it just didn't sound right. When I reordered the words I realised that I had corrected a split infinitive.
"If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!
The notion that split infinitives violate English grammar stems from the theory that English should follow the same rules as Latin, which doesn't allow them simply because it's impossible. English, however, does not follow the same rules as Latin and this rule is just as silly as other artificial constructions of language proscriptivists. (The Chicago Manual of Style accepts split infinitives as being useful on occasion and even observes that technically, all infinitives are split in English--by a space. http://www.press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago/cmosfaq/cmosfaq.SplitInfinitives.html[^]) Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
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What two words do you find used incorrectly the most? Two that come to mind immediately for me are these: Noxious: "I feel noxious." This is incorrect, because fumes are noxious and make a person feel nauseated. Irregardless: "Irregardless of what you may think, this sentence is incorrect." Regardless is already negative and does not need the prefix “ir” to make it more negative. "Regardless of what you may think, this sentence is correct." --- I bought a Dell XPS gaming system, started a fan site, and never looked back.
Some favorite peeves are: There, they're, and their; They're over there, with their kids. Effect and affect; You can effect a change, or be affected by it. You can also affect a situation, which allows you to have an effect on it. Some people may affect an attitude about it, but often it will be to no effect. Two, to, and too. I can add two to two, too! "My kid was Inmate of the Month at Adobe Mountain Juvenile Corrections Center" - Bumper Sticker in Bullhead City
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Actually it seems to be an Indian thing*. Smitha and Nish both do it in the programming forums here on CP and are quite adamant they are using it correctly. I however am doubtful about that. * That annoys me. When I can't think of the correct word and have to use stuff or thing. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Ian Darling wrote: "and our loonies usually end up doing things like Monty Python." Crikey! ain't life grand?
If we're going to pick on the Indians, I had a fax from there recently which had a sentence like: "We hope these changes you are making will fructify". It took me ages to realise that "fructify" = "bear fruit". And I thought UK & US were divided by a common language... Iain.
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Number one for me : the word at as in, "where are you at ?" I hear this so often that it is very, very annoying. Number two : got with a contraction of have as in, "I've got three computers." The correct phrase is, "I have three computers." I hear those two words used incorrectly far more often than I hear them used correctly. Frequently by educated people too. :rolleyes: This reminds of another common mistake - incorrect use of adverbs such as, "he write bad," when it should be badly. __________________________________________ a two cent stamp short of going postal.
Generally, if the contraction is used with the subject + have construction, as in "I've", the "got" is grammatically correct. (What isn't correct is to drop the got and retain the contraction as in "I've three computers.") "Where are you at?" is also grammatically correct, even if redundant. (Ending a sentence in a preposition is a fairly recent made up rule from grammarians who believed English should follow the same grammatical rules as Latin. At times, this rule creates very awkward sentences, which Churchill illustrated famously with "This is the kind of impertinence up with which I shall not put." A pretty good discussion is here: http://www.getitwriteonline.com/archive/022703.htm[^]) Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
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Paul, Paul, Paul... "Your right," I know you know, does not mean "you are right." Therefore in context, "your right" is not actually fine! ;P As for "your correct," this begs the question, "your correct... what?" :sigh: Adios, Jon
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I find too many people use this word in place of "figuratively." It's the opposite! I saw a television commercial from a communications company in which the announcer stated that with their product, "the world will literally be at your fingertips." --- "This isn't right. This isn't even wrong." -Wolfgang Pauli (1900 - 1958), on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague
This drives me literally nuts.:) Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
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What two words do you find used incorrectly the most? Two that come to mind immediately for me are these: Noxious: "I feel noxious." This is incorrect, because fumes are noxious and make a person feel nauseated. Irregardless: "Irregardless of what you may think, this sentence is incorrect." Regardless is already negative and does not need the prefix “ir” to make it more negative. "Regardless of what you may think, this sentence is correct." --- I bought a Dell XPS gaming system, started a fan site, and never looked back.
Believe it or not, I've actually heard this error perpetrated: "For all intensive purposes..." This drives me up the wall. It doesn't even make sense! The correct phrase is "For all intents and purposes" and should be used sparingly. If you've ever read (or had to read) Strunk and White's Elements of Style - a great book in which there is one chapter devoted to the correction of many such mistakes - you might also be familiar with this one: "The foreseeable future..." Strunk and White's comment on this phrase runs something like this: "How much of the future is forseeable? To whom? Under what circumstances? Never use this phrase." Sincerely, Alexander Wiseman Est melior esse quam videri It is better to be than to seem
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I think that half the stuff posted in the programming forums would count. Although, to be fair, most of these people don't speak English as their first language. But I do think that when people make statements rather than phrasing a questions it is inexcusable - I mean the first or second lesson anyone takes in any foreign language contains questions, even if they are basic ones like "How are you?" or "What is your name?" etc. (Curiously one of the first questions I learned in Spanish was "¿Puedes grabarme un CD, por favor?")
"If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!
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It is when you split the infinitive form of the verb. For example: "To go" is the infinitive form. If you insert a word between the "to" and the "go" you get a split infinitive. For those that can see where this is going (Hint: Think Star Trek) the most famouse split infinitive is "To boldly go where no man has gone before". In the "Broken Bow" episode of "Enterprise" the sentence was said by Zephram Cochran correctly: "To go boldly where no man has gone before."* * For the pedants among you, I realise this isn't actually a sentence - but I wasn't going to quote the whole thing.
"If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way!
Colin Angus Mackay wrote: the most famouse split infinitive is "To boldly go where no man has gone before". Thought you might like this[^] Gary Kirkham A working Program is one that has only unobserved bugs He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot Who you are in Christ