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While perusing the Classifieds of the local newspaper I found the following in the Public Notices section. Anyone seen any other weird ads like this. Can you blow out candles using flatulence? Does your flatulence last for between 5 and 10 seconds? Does it sound like the cutting of coarse cloth? If so call xxxx-xxx-xxx to try out for new Japenese game show. Didn't respond myself as I set my underwear on fire when trying to blow out the candle. ;P Why would anyone put a naked flame near a flammable gas next to your arse? Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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While perusing the Classifieds of the local newspaper I found the following in the Public Notices section. Anyone seen any other weird ads like this. Can you blow out candles using flatulence? Does your flatulence last for between 5 and 10 seconds? Does it sound like the cutting of coarse cloth? If so call xxxx-xxx-xxx to try out for new Japenese game show. Didn't respond myself as I set my underwear on fire when trying to blow out the candle. ;P Why would anyone put a naked flame near a flammable gas next to your arse? Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
:omg: Gotta love japanese game shows ;P I wonder if SCOLA will air it, I can see the frat guys taping it now. SCOLA is a network that broadcasts news from other countries, sometimes stuff like game shows gets mixed in as well James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki and a digital cookie (not chocolate chip, its computer chip) goes to whoever can be the first to tell me what Hasaki means. I know someone registered on here can tell me :)
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While perusing the Classifieds of the local newspaper I found the following in the Public Notices section. Anyone seen any other weird ads like this. Can you blow out candles using flatulence? Does your flatulence last for between 5 and 10 seconds? Does it sound like the cutting of coarse cloth? If so call xxxx-xxx-xxx to try out for new Japenese game show. Didn't respond myself as I set my underwear on fire when trying to blow out the candle. ;P Why would anyone put a naked flame near a flammable gas next to your arse? Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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While perusing the Classifieds of the local newspaper I found the following in the Public Notices section. Anyone seen any other weird ads like this. Can you blow out candles using flatulence? Does your flatulence last for between 5 and 10 seconds? Does it sound like the cutting of coarse cloth? If so call xxxx-xxx-xxx to try out for new Japenese game show. Didn't respond myself as I set my underwear on fire when trying to blow out the candle. ;P Why would anyone put a naked flame near a flammable gas next to your arse? Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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That's amatuer stuff. I can fart almost any national anthem (unless it has a bango run in it - grin). "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: That's amatuer stuff. I can fart almost any national anthem (unless it has a bango run in it - grin). hehehehe LOL geez... guys are nasty....! :P it doesn't cease to amaze me how proud guys get cause they can perform such 'talents'!!! :) Melissa
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That's amatuer stuff. I can fart almost any national anthem (unless it has a bango run in it - grin). "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: That's amatuer stuff. I can fart almost any national anthem (unless it has a bango run in it - grin). Brings new meaning to the phrase "...the bombs bursting in air..." :) I'm impressed. How 'bout "Blowing in the wind"?...
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While perusing the Classifieds of the local newspaper I found the following in the Public Notices section. Anyone seen any other weird ads like this. Can you blow out candles using flatulence? Does your flatulence last for between 5 and 10 seconds? Does it sound like the cutting of coarse cloth? If so call xxxx-xxx-xxx to try out for new Japenese game show. Didn't respond myself as I set my underwear on fire when trying to blow out the candle. ;P Why would anyone put a naked flame near a flammable gas next to your arse? Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
Michael Martin wrote: Why would anyone put a naked flame near a flammable gas next to your arse? If you've never done it then you'll never understand. It is an excellent party trick so long as you always keep a wet towel handy for safety reasons. WARNING: Never attempt this unless you are going to produce a long and meaningful outburst. The little, short 1/2 second ones can cause a backdraught affect and can singe your trousers (or hair if you have them round your ankles, but that is another story altogether). Luckily it should never actually catch fire because the flame jet dies down almost as soon as you run out of gas. ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: That's amatuer stuff. I can fart almost any national anthem (unless it has a bango run in it - grin). hehehehe LOL geez... guys are nasty....! :P it doesn't cease to amaze me how proud guys get cause they can perform such 'talents'!!! :) Melissa
Melissa_N wrote: it doesn't cease to amaze me how proud guys get cause they can perform such 'talents'!!! Haven't you ever had a guy lift the covers and say 'get a nose full of that one, BABE' ? You haven't lived... Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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Melissa_N wrote: it doesn't cease to amaze me how proud guys get cause they can perform such 'talents'!!! Haven't you ever had a guy lift the covers and say 'get a nose full of that one, BABE' ? You haven't lived... Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
****Christian Graus wrote: Haven't you ever had a guy lift the covers and say 'get a nose full of that one, BABE'? I can honestly say I haven't. ;P ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
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****Christian Graus wrote: Haven't you ever had a guy lift the covers and say 'get a nose full of that one, BABE'? I can honestly say I haven't. ;P ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
*grin* You can't tell me you've never said it though. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
