The mystery of Britney's breasts...
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The amazing part is, that according to the audio (that you couldn't hear) those babies get bigger and smaller as time rolls on. The slide show was a chronology! Pretty amazing! Personally, I think she is an alien. Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey
Mike Mullikin wrote: Personally, I think she is an alien. :laugh: That would certainly explain a lot. Jon Sagara "There are lies, damned lies and statistics." -- Mark Twain.
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Maybe there are four of them (four Britney Spears, not four breasts) or maybe they're inflatable (inflatable breasts, not inflatable Britney Spears). ;)
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http://home01.wxs.nl/~bigwilly/picz/britneys_breasts.swf Steven J. Ackerman, Consultant ACS, Sarasota, FL http://www.acscontrol.com steve@acscontrol.com sja@gte.net
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Who is Britney Spears? "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Who is Britney Spears? You're joking right? Melissa
Melissa_N wrote: John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Who is Britney Spears? You're joking right? If he is joking, I'm not. Of course, I've heard the name many times, but I still don't know who she is. An actress? A singer? A model? :confused: I vote pro drink :beer:
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Melissa_N wrote: John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Who is Britney Spears? You're joking right? If he is joking, I'm not. Of course, I've heard the name many times, but I still don't know who she is. An actress? A singer? A model? :confused: I vote pro drink :beer:
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Melissa_N wrote: John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Who is Britney Spears? You're joking right? If he is joking, I'm not. Of course, I've heard the name many times, but I still don't know who she is. An actress? A singer? A model? :confused: I vote pro drink :beer:
Who is Britney Spears.... hmmmm.... Actress? - No not yet, but she wants to be. Doesn't everybody?? Singer? - In theory... yes. She records songs and gets paid huge $$$, but her singing talent *cough*choke*wheez* is questionable at best. Model? - In theory... no. In practice... yes. She is "easy on the eyes" and therefore gets photographed quite a bit. Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey
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Maybe there are four of them (four Britney Spears, not four breasts) or maybe they're inflatable (inflatable breasts, not inflatable Britney Spears). ;)
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Which would make a cool poll: What would you want for christmas: four Briney Spears four breasts inflatable Breasts inflatable Britney Spears all of the above none of the above.
LOL! cheers, Chris Maunder
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Who is Britney Spears.... hmmmm.... Actress? - No not yet, but she wants to be. Doesn't everybody?? Singer? - In theory... yes. She records songs and gets paid huge $$$, but her singing talent *cough*choke*wheez* is questionable at best. Model? - In theory... no. In practice... yes. She is "easy on the eyes" and therefore gets photographed quite a bit. Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey
...easy on the eyes... That one way of putting it ... Max.
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really? the pictures were choronological? that's nuts! there must be some major stuffing and taping action going on then.... Melissa
I think some of those are not her body. There is at least one with a D cup where she has such an open top on that there is no way those chest puppies are enhanced by any means outside her body. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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Melissa_N wrote: John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Who is Britney Spears? You're joking right? If he is joking, I'm not. Of course, I've heard the name many times, but I still don't know who she is. An actress? A singer? A model? :confused: I vote pro drink :beer:
Really ? Well, she is yet another plastic creation for the latest MTV generation, but she is also one of the yummiest women on the planet. In fact I know people who hate her music and still have posters of her on their walls. Go to the link at the head of this thread and see for yourself. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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Melissa_N wrote: John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Who is Britney Spears? You're joking right? If he is joking, I'm not. Of course, I've heard the name many times, but I still don't know who she is. An actress? A singer? A model? :confused: I vote pro drink :beer:
Britney Spears is a spawn of hell, sent to earth after the Spice Girls failed to complete their duty. When she's not brain washing Americas youth into screaming perpetually she attempts to spawn with the leader of the cult N'Sync.
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Britney Spears is a spawn of hell, sent to earth after the Spice Girls failed to complete their duty. When she's not brain washing Americas youth into screaming perpetually she attempts to spawn with the leader of the cult N'Sync.
I will admit that musically she is part of a tradition that goes via Bros and Bucks Fizz all the way back to, well, I dunno. That's the point, isn't it, that these people will never be remembered beyond their generation ( did I just date myself ? ) Anyhow, for all that, she sure is fun to look at, no ? Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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Melissa_N wrote: John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Who is Britney Spears? You're joking right? If he is joking, I'm not. Of course, I've heard the name many times, but I still don't know who she is. An actress? A singer? A model? :confused: I vote pro drink :beer:
Time to get yourself a copy of Morpheus and download some of her music to get an idea. Her latest song, "I'm a slave 4 u" is pretty hot. The video (which you can also download) is even hotter. Other popular hits: Oops I did it again, Lucky, Crazy, and Stronger. Regards, Alvaro
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Britney Spears is a spawn of hell, sent to earth after the Spice Girls failed to complete their duty. When she's not brain washing Americas youth into screaming perpetually she attempts to spawn with the leader of the cult N'Sync.
Henry Jacobs wrote: she attempts to spawn with the leader of the cult N'Sync. But man, think of how hot their daughter is going to be. ;) --Mike-- My really out-of-date homepage "Not our fault we are intellectually superior to the rest of the office." -- Paul Watson in the Lounge, 12/12/2001 Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.
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http://home01.wxs.nl/~bigwilly/picz/britneys_breasts.swf Steven J. Ackerman, Consultant ACS, Sarasota, FL http://www.acscontrol.com steve@acscontrol.com sja@gte.net
Implants with the ability to "support" saline injections.:omg: Mike
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I will admit that musically she is part of a tradition that goes via Bros and Bucks Fizz all the way back to, well, I dunno. That's the point, isn't it, that these people will never be remembered beyond their generation ( did I just date myself ? ) Anyhow, for all that, she sure is fun to look at, no ? Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
****Christian Graus wrote: she sure is fun to look at, no ? She is a little too plastic looking for my tastes.
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Implants with the ability to "support" saline injections.:omg: Mike
I suppose in the next few decades, when computers take over all our jobs, women will be woken up in the morning by their automated personal robots, and get asked "What size cup would you like today, maam?" Then the robot would attach a bicycle pump like attachment and pump the saline in or out. It would be kind of cool though, as if you are going on a double date and your mate's girlfriend has bigger breasts (yes I know it doesn't matter to you, but you can't let him have the entire night to boast about it can you?) You could just whip old the old bicycle pump and inflate them a little bit more. Hmm... Use helium and you have instant lift with no bra needed! I wonder if I can patent that idea? :omg: ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
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Time to get yourself a copy of Morpheus and download some of her music to get an idea. Her latest song, "I'm a slave 4 u" is pretty hot. The video (which you can also download) is even hotter. Other popular hits: Oops I did it again, Lucky, Crazy, and Stronger. Regards, Alvaro
Lucky and Stronger were hits? When I passed through my "Britney stage", about a year ago I suppose, I couldn't stand those two. They were abismal videos, and crappy lyrics. It's a good job she got the implants or no one would have heard of her now. ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
