Wash your hands.
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Damn - this idea's already patented ! http://soundreach.simplenet.com/psp/us404440.htm Steven J. Ackerman, Consultant ACS, Sarasota, FL http://www.acscontrol.com steve@acscontrol.com sja@gte.net
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I feel so manipulated. If I ever see one of those targets in there I'm going to aim away from it on purpose.:rolleyes:
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David Wulff wrote: But why though? I wet my fingers/thumb enough to wash off anything that could supposedly be on there, and dry them with a clean towel. Because you live in Tiverton ? (clue: this is the guy who washes NOTHING if he's only had to pee, I was just kidding with the first line) David Wulff wrote: Why would that be gifted? I'm not sure - ask my wife. David Wulff wrote: What *really* annoys me is when guys seem to think they need to piss from about four feet away from the actual urinal, Do what I do a. Learn a martial art b. get behind people like that and give them a solid shove. David Wulff wrote: Note, that was not my my piss, it was my mates. I had it all up my arm too. And you had a PHOTO taken ? I'd have just smacked the guy. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
****Christian Graus wrote: Do what I do a. Learn a martial art b. get behind people like that and give them a solid shove. Isn't that a kind of counter-productive thing to do? Surely then they'd just piss everywhere? Maybe a machette would be better... :omg: ****Christian Graus wrote: And you had a PHOTO taken? There were a whole load of photos, as it was a 21st birthday party. Noddy (the guy behind the camera) obviously seized to opportunity to take an embarassing photo of me whist I was looking the other way. There are more amusing ones, but you'll never get to see them. ****Christian Graus wrote: I'd have just smacked the guy. I could hardly stand upright without someone to lean on, so I was in no position to argue with the guy. Anyway, by the early morning I was covered in my own vomit which was actually quite funny in itself *. (That Aftershock stuff is quite effective, but a little too easy to go overboard with!) * you've brought back fond memories of a group of pissed people line dancing to YMCA in a room full of bubbles! Ah, what it is to be young! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
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Which explains why I see some people using a paper towel to open the door as they leave :) Not a bad idea eh?
Todd Smith
Exactly what I do.
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Henry Jacobs wrote: My point was that coming in contact with water does not constitute washing them so why bother? I think it is because they're concerned about what other people might think. I think they're ass lint for caring. I agree with this entirely. You're entitled to have your own opinion regarding my willingness to wash my hands, but if I'm not gonna wash them, then I'm not going to pretend to wash them either. When my wife hassles me about it I offer to let her sniff my fingers to see they don't smell. She just hits me..... Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
****Christian Graus wrote: When my wife hassles me about it I offer to let her sniff my fingers to see they don't smell. She just hits me..... :laugh:
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Henry Jacobs wrote: My point was that coming in contact with water does not constitute washing them so why bother? I think it is because they're concerned about what other people might think. I think they're ass lint for caring. I agree with this entirely. You're entitled to have your own opinion regarding my willingness to wash my hands, but if I'm not gonna wash them, then I'm not going to pretend to wash them either. When my wife hassles me about it I offer to let her sniff my fingers to see they don't smell. She just hits me..... Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
Ya know, a lot of women back down like that when you try to force the issue. "Would I offer to let you lick my fingers if I didn't think they were clean? Huh? Would I?" The usually go running off blowing chunks. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Henry Jacobs wrote: That the hell is it with men who run their hands under water for 0.2 seconds after they use the rest room When I take a piss only my right thumb and the first two fingers ever get anywhere near my crotch *, so they are all I ever wash. My left hand is normally positioned in my left pocket, to help pull my trousers "out" enough to slip my fingers in. Do you wash your hands after putting your hands in your pockets? I mean it's not as if I piss on my hands or anything (if there is "backsplash" then of course I will wash my hands). Maybe these "dirty people" you are talking about are also able to pee 3D (three digitally). * this includes opening the fly, repositioning the underwear, lining up the equipment, and then again in reverse when I'm done. The only truely clean way of relieving yourself of excess urine is not to wear trousers or underwear at all, and then take a piss out of your office window or into the nearest potted plant. In reality, it doesn't bear thinking about whay some people will have on their hands. It's a fact of life. All you can do is ensure you do your best to keep yourself clean, and never make physical contact with another human being - or anything touched by one. ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
Some people consider being a dirty bastard a compliment. David Wulff wrote: The only truely clean way of relieving yourself of excess urine is not to wear trousers or underwear at all, and then take a piss out of your office window or into the nearest potted plant. :laugh: I'd be all for that except my department doesn't have any windows.
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Some people consider being a dirty bastard a compliment. David Wulff wrote: The only truely clean way of relieving yourself of excess urine is not to wear trousers or underwear at all, and then take a piss out of your office window or into the nearest potted plant. :laugh: I'd be all for that except my department doesn't have any windows.
Isn't a room where you are required to work for more than x hours a day required by [UK] law to have at least one window per x square feet? I'm sure I heard that somewhere (maybe it is only for schools?) And I'm sure you could take the matter up with the guy's upstairs - surely denying you the right to scent mark your territory is a violation of some human right? ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
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peterchen wrote: You mean, WOMEN DO THIS TOO??? You're single then ? They fart, too. Actually my wife gives me hell because I don't wash my hands if I've not made them dirty ( fair dinkum, I read on the toilet, so if I pee I still sit down, and I haven't actually TOUCHED anything, so why would my hands be dirty ? ) Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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Ya know, a lot of women back down like that when you try to force the issue. "Would I offer to let you lick my fingers if I didn't think they were clean? Huh? Would I?" The usually go running off blowing chunks. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The usually go running off blowing chunks. And yet they complain if we refer to them as the 'weaker sex' Go figure... Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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That the hell is it with men who run their hands under water for 0.2 seconds after they use the rest room†! What psychological disorder do these people suffer from that they must delude themselves into believing that constitutes washing your hands! Then they pull off three feet of paper towel, wad it up and throw it in the trash. If your going to be an unsanitary oaf and spread your urine all over your workplace then do so. Don't feel obligated to play in the water just because there is someone else in the rest room that might observe the fact that you did not wash your hands. † For international readers, “rest room” is the American description of a room designated to expel contaminated matter.
I think this is a prime example of the health industry drumming up paranoia about sanitary situations. Our whole world has become one big seething mass of nay saying health nuts who would actually love to live in plastic bubbles and never touch another human being or "exposed surface" in their lives. It is a sad state of affairs and very unneccesary. You go to the urinal, you do your thing. Naturally you hold your penis but also naturally you do not go and piss on your hands. Your penis is not covered in dangerous infectous bacteria. If it were covered in bacteria do you honestly think your wife or girlfriend would let it anywhere near their nether regions? hmmm? Think about it. If I don't wash my hands after going to the toilet and touch a door or two that bacteria does not miracuosly stay behind on the door and survive till the next hand to come along. Only the most hardened and virile germs can do that, and if you have those then touching doors is the least of your worries, you should be in bubble tent quarantine. What I am saying really is that we are all paranoid about pretty harmless stuff. 50 years ago we did not have all these disinfectants and potent germ killers, yet people lived and survived and generally lived just as healthy lives. Yes keep clean, wash your hands (to keep care of your skin) and bath daily. But don't flip out when someone forgets to wash their hands, they are not about to let loose a plague of black death or something. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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I think this is a prime example of the health industry drumming up paranoia about sanitary situations. Our whole world has become one big seething mass of nay saying health nuts who would actually love to live in plastic bubbles and never touch another human being or "exposed surface" in their lives. It is a sad state of affairs and very unneccesary. You go to the urinal, you do your thing. Naturally you hold your penis but also naturally you do not go and piss on your hands. Your penis is not covered in dangerous infectous bacteria. If it were covered in bacteria do you honestly think your wife or girlfriend would let it anywhere near their nether regions? hmmm? Think about it. If I don't wash my hands after going to the toilet and touch a door or two that bacteria does not miracuosly stay behind on the door and survive till the next hand to come along. Only the most hardened and virile germs can do that, and if you have those then touching doors is the least of your worries, you should be in bubble tent quarantine. What I am saying really is that we are all paranoid about pretty harmless stuff. 50 years ago we did not have all these disinfectants and potent germ killers, yet people lived and survived and generally lived just as healthy lives. Yes keep clean, wash your hands (to keep care of your skin) and bath daily. But don't flip out when someone forgets to wash their hands, they are not about to let loose a plague of black death or something. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Paul Watson wrote: and bath daily. You know, I haven't actually had a bath in more than four year now! :omg: ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
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Isn't a room where you are required to work for more than x hours a day required by [UK] law to have at least one window per x square feet? I'm sure I heard that somewhere (maybe it is only for schools?) And I'm sure you could take the matter up with the guy's upstairs - surely denying you the right to scent mark your territory is a violation of some human right? ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
David Wulff wrote: Isn't a room where you are required to work for more than x hours a day required by [UK] law to have at least one window per x square feet? I'm sure I heard that somewhere (maybe it is only for schools?) I live in the US (unfortunately in this case) where no law like this exists. Americans are afraid of the outside. I expect we will be the first country to go subterranean.
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I think this is a prime example of the health industry drumming up paranoia about sanitary situations. Our whole world has become one big seething mass of nay saying health nuts who would actually love to live in plastic bubbles and never touch another human being or "exposed surface" in their lives. It is a sad state of affairs and very unneccesary. You go to the urinal, you do your thing. Naturally you hold your penis but also naturally you do not go and piss on your hands. Your penis is not covered in dangerous infectous bacteria. If it were covered in bacteria do you honestly think your wife or girlfriend would let it anywhere near their nether regions? hmmm? Think about it. If I don't wash my hands after going to the toilet and touch a door or two that bacteria does not miracuosly stay behind on the door and survive till the next hand to come along. Only the most hardened and virile germs can do that, and if you have those then touching doors is the least of your worries, you should be in bubble tent quarantine. What I am saying really is that we are all paranoid about pretty harmless stuff. 50 years ago we did not have all these disinfectants and potent germ killers, yet people lived and survived and generally lived just as healthy lives. Yes keep clean, wash your hands (to keep care of your skin) and bath daily. But don't flip out when someone forgets to wash their hands, they are not about to let loose a plague of black death or something. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
I have nothing against those who do not wash their hands. The point was to criticize those people to act like they do (touch the water for a second). Frankly, humans are walking petri dishes. The only way to get them clean would be to autoclave the whole population. :evil: Paul Watson wrote: Think about it. If I don't wash my hands after going to the toilet and touch a door or two that bacteria does not miracuosly stay behind on the door and survive till the next hand to come along. Only the most hardened and virile germs can do that Actually, they can live for a long time. I had the opportunity to test some door knobs in a microbiology class. Bacteria are resilient.
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Paul Watson wrote: and bath daily. You know, I haven't actually had a bath in more than four year now! :omg: ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
LOL, such and old joke. Still funny though. I think that is quite a developer thing, having showers instead of baths. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
