How to anger your customer base
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Our company got hit with this problem last Friday. Nearly took out half of our computer systems. http://www.trendmicro.com/en/support/pattern594/overview.htm[^] Anybody else find it funny that this anti-virus software is more dangerous than many viruses? :P Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
Due to an isolated anomaly in the engineering, development and pattern release process ... In other words, it was caused by problems in design (engineering), coding (development), and QA (release process). How can it still be called an "isolated anomaly"? :laugh:
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Our company got hit with this problem last Friday. Nearly took out half of our computer systems. http://www.trendmicro.com/en/support/pattern594/overview.htm[^] Anybody else find it funny that this anti-virus software is more dangerous than many viruses? :P Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
"Due to an isolated anomaly in the engineering, development and pattern release process" Soudns very H2G2 to me :rolleyes:
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I've also been flying low on my home computer, until my wife receive an email from a 'known' friend with the blaster worm and know I've had to put on AVG :(
norm.net wrote: I've also been flying low on my home computer, until my wife receive an email from a 'known' friend with the blaster worm and know I've had to put on AVG Precisely why my girlfriend uses a separate computer that’s isolated from my network. :) -------------------------------
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norm.net wrote: I've also been flying low on my home computer, until my wife receive an email from a 'known' friend with the blaster worm and know I've had to put on AVG Precisely why my girlfriend uses a separate computer that’s isolated from my network. :) -------------------------------
Be careful! Letting her attach to your network may be considered a sign of committment...:rolleyes: onwards and upwards...
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I've also been flying low on my home computer, until my wife receive an email from a 'known' friend with the blaster worm and know I've had to put on AVG :(
norm.net wrote: I've also been flying low on my home computer, until my wife receive an email from a 'known' friend with the blaster worm and know I've had to put on AVG My wife and my son always run as non-privileged users :cool: I see dead pixels Yes, even I am blogging now!
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Be careful! Letting her attach to your network may be considered a sign of committment...:rolleyes: onwards and upwards...
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Be careful! Letting her attach to your network may be considered a sign of committment...:rolleyes: onwards and upwards...
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Be careful! Letting her attach to your network may be considered a sign of committment...:rolleyes: onwards and upwards...
basementman wrote: Letting her attach to your network may be considered a sign of committment... Too true :-) I was always very reluctant to let my ex use my PC after I saw her using Hotmail one time and she was automatically opening EVERY SINGLE FREAKING attachment she had received. When I said "um, could you maybe not do that please" she started berating me with "They're from people I know! So-and-so would never send me a virus!"
Lets be honest, isn't it amazing how many truly stupid people you meet during the course of the day. Carry around a pad and pencil, you'll have twenty or thirty names by the end of the day - George Carlin Awasu 2.1.1 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
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norm.net wrote: I've also been flying low on my home computer, until my wife receive an email from a 'known' friend with the blaster worm and know I've had to put on AVG Precisely why my girlfriend uses a separate computer that’s isolated from my network. :) -------------------------------
Precisely why my girlfriend wife uses a separate computer that’s isolated from my network. Amen to that, brother...
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basementman wrote: Letting her attach to your network may be considered a sign of committment... Too true :-) I was always very reluctant to let my ex use my PC after I saw her using Hotmail one time and she was automatically opening EVERY SINGLE FREAKING attachment she had received. When I said "um, could you maybe not do that please" she started berating me with "They're from people I know! So-and-so would never send me a virus!"
Lets be honest, isn't it amazing how many truly stupid people you meet during the course of the day. Carry around a pad and pencil, you'll have twenty or thirty names by the end of the day - George Carlin Awasu 2.1.1 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
That's the point when I hurriedly sneak out of the room and trip the mains power breaker. All of a sudden her user account doesn't work anymore... ;)
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Tim Smith wrote: Anybody else find it funny that this anti-virus software is more dangerous than many viruses? Me. I never ran an antivirus software on my machine for 20 year now. Also, I never got a virus on all these years. Knowledge about how viruses work, how they are installed on your machine, and safe (aka paranoid) habits are all that you need. I see dead pixels Yes, even I am blogging now!
Ditto man...I've never installed any AVS...about 15 years now...and never got anything... I do however use a firewall :) It's frustrating being a genius and living the life of a moron!!!