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  • W Weiye Chen

    Aamir Butt wrote: Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? This is a stupid question indeed. :laugh: Aamir Butt wrote: Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male or a female? Hmm.. I believe there's still a possibility that a female has beard. :) Weiye Chen Life is hard, yet we are made of flesh...

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    Weiye Chen wrote: Hmm.. I believe there's still a possibility that a female has beard. :confused: Are you sure? AFAIK and have seen, there can be a little bit of hair but a beard... well, everything is possible in this world. "I would luv to change the world, but they wont give me the source code" :( My Articles

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    • A Aamir Butt

      Weiye Chen wrote: Hmm.. I believe there's still a possibility that a female has beard. :confused: Are you sure? AFAIK and have seen, there can be a little bit of hair but a beard... well, everything is possible in this world. "I would luv to change the world, but they wont give me the source code" :( My Articles

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      David Wulff
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      Genetics play a large role in it (as with everything). Locally we have have some middle-aged women with stubble. :~


      Ðavid Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
      Audioscrobbler :: flickr

      Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen

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      • W Weiye Chen

        Aamir Butt wrote: Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? This is a stupid question indeed. :laugh: Aamir Butt wrote: Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male or a female? Hmm.. I believe there's still a possibility that a female has beard. :) Weiye Chen Life is hard, yet we are made of flesh...

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        ThatsAlok
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        Weiye Chen wrote: I believe there's still a possibility that a female has beard. Yeah, this Picture Support above Statement http://tiedyedbrainrays.typepad.com/blog/images/dw2a.jpg[^] :-D

        "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

        cheers, Alok Gupta

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        • W Weiye Chen

          Aamir Butt wrote: Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? This is a stupid question indeed. :laugh: Aamir Butt wrote: Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male or a female? Hmm.. I believe there's still a possibility that a female has beard. :) Weiye Chen Life is hard, yet we are made of flesh...

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          Bassam Abdul Baki
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          Possibly, but the person said he, which should have been answered the second question. "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS

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          • A Aamir Butt

            Weiye Chen wrote: Hmm.. I believe there's still a possibility that a female has beard. :confused: Are you sure? AFAIK and have seen, there can be a little bit of hair but a beard... well, everything is possible in this world. "I would luv to change the world, but they wont give me the source code" :( My Articles

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            thefourlinestar
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            indeed. "echo three to echo seven... Han, old buddy, do you read me?"

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            • A Aamir Butt

              Weiye Chen wrote: Hmm.. I believe there's still a possibility that a female has beard. :confused: Are you sure? AFAIK and have seen, there can be a little bit of hair but a beard... well, everything is possible in this world. "I would luv to change the world, but they wont give me the source code" :( My Articles

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              Daniel Wilson
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              I used to work at a grocery store in rural NC (part of the US) and about once a month a lady would come in who often pointed out that she was trying to "grow out her beard"... and sure enough by the time I left for school she had a solid 1.5 of hair... Strange but true.:omg: -Daniel Wilson

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                Weiye Chen wrote: I believe there's still a possibility that a female has beard. Yeah, this Picture Support above Statement http://tiedyedbrainrays.typepad.com/blog/images/dw2a.jpg[^] :-D

                "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                cheers, Alok Gupta

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                Daniel Wilson
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                The movie that picture comes from is a pretty funny movie if you like Norm McDonald. Dirty Work is the name of it if I recall correctly.

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                • D David Wulff

                  Genetics play a large role in it (as with everything). Locally we have have some middle-aged women with stubble. :~


                  Ðavid Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
                  Audioscrobbler :: flickr

                  Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen

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                  Richard Stringer
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                  David Wulff wrote: Locally we have have some middle-aged women with stubble Have you considered relocating ? Richard In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys, and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day? --Unknown

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                  • A Aamir Butt

                    Weiye Chen wrote: Hmm.. I believe there's still a possibility that a female has beard. :confused: Are you sure? AFAIK and have seen, there can be a little bit of hair but a beard... well, everything is possible in this world. "I would luv to change the world, but they wont give me the source code" :( My Articles

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                    El Corazon
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                    Aamir Butt wrote: AFAIK and have seen, there can be a little bit of hair but a beard... well, everything is possible in this world. yes, genetically one can have this, it is rare, but possible. Plus she can wear a fake one... assuming there are no other... more obvious... signs of gender. my personal favorite has always been the brain in the jar... yes, he could be practicing law somewhere. :laugh: _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                    • D David Wulff

                      Genetics play a large role in it (as with everything). Locally we have have some middle-aged women with stubble. :~


                      Ðavid Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
                      Audioscrobbler :: flickr

                      Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen

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                      David Wulff wrote: Genetics play a large role in it (as with everything). Locally we have have some middle-aged women with stubble. :~ I thought you agreed not to talk about your girlfriend on CP any more. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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