How Other Contries See Us ..
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Half True, Maybe the sheilas have big dorks, but the blokes don't. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5
Colin Davies wrote: Maybe the sheilas have big dorks, but the blokes don't. You've done some research then ? Maybe this is more of an indication of the sort of people you can attract, rather than the Aussie population in general... ;P ;P ;P Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
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Australia reminds me of that short kid that's always trying to play football (American, real) with the big kids. "Aww come on guys let me play". "I'm big enough to play". It doesn't matter that the big kids are still ignoring him, he still keeps talking and trying to convince them to let him play. As an American, I see us as a big fat pushy person on vacation. "Oh, look at the cute Aimish [sic] honey". "Come on take my picture with him". (Fat lady waddles up to some poor unsuspecting Amish fellow). ;) Ritch
Richard Melton wrote: Australia reminds me of that short kid that's always trying to play football (American, real) with the big kids. There's only one problem with that. Much as I hate football in general, I don't see any Aussie wanting to play a game where you need to cover yourself in protective armour like a wussy girl. Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
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Americans are patriotic wallys Canadians are wannabe Americans Brits are stupid idiots The French suck big time Germans (ok I won't mention the war) Japs see above Indians eat to much curry to have brains Chinese there are too blo*dy many of them Brazilians have big bums South Africans are racists Australians are big dorks But the pitz belongs to New Zealand with female leaders. [ Hmmm Have I got any friends left ] :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5
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Except for the American one, it looks like you put down whatever you thought someone of that nationality would take the most offence to. :laugh: qomi "Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got." - Janis Joplin
qomi wrote: Except for the American one, Yeah, that sux doesn't it. Don't worry I'll find some other means to offend the yanks as soon as I can. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5
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Colin Davies wrote: Maybe the sheilas have big dorks, but the blokes don't. You've done some research then ? Maybe this is more of an indication of the sort of people you can attract, rather than the Aussie population in general... ;P ;P ;P Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
****Christian Graus wrote: You've done some research then ? Most of my research was done in Kings Cross and St Kilda several years ago. :-) To be honest given the opportunity I'd emigrate to Townsville tomorrow if my family situation was different. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5
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Chris Losinger wrote: Paul Hogan, AKA Crocodile Dundee, does Subaru commercials here. He's still popular ? Over here the last movie bombed and he became unpopular when he dumped his wife for that Kozlowsi bird. Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
****Christian Graus wrote: He's still popular ? I don't know about "popular" per se, but someone thinks he can sell cars - at least the Subaru "Outback". -c
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Richard Melton wrote: Australia reminds me of that short kid that's always trying to play football (American, real) with the big kids. There's only one problem with that. Much as I hate football in general, I don't see any Aussie wanting to play a game where you need to cover yourself in protective armour like a wussy girl. Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
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Americans are patriotic wallys Canadians are wannabe Americans Brits are stupid idiots The French suck big time Germans (ok I won't mention the war) Japs see above Indians eat to much curry to have brains Chinese there are too blo*dy many of them Brazilians have big bums South Africans are racists Australians are big dorks But the pitz belongs to New Zealand with female leaders. [ Hmmm Have I got any friends left ] :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5
Colin Davies wrote: [ Hmmm Have I got any friends left Did you have any when you started?:laugh:
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****Christian Graus wrote: You've done some research then ? Most of my research was done in Kings Cross and St Kilda several years ago. :-) To be honest given the opportunity I'd emigrate to Townsville tomorrow if my family situation was different. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5
Colin Davies wrote: Most of my research was done in Kings Cross and St Kilda several years ago. *grin* I'm not far from Kings Cross as we speak. ( Well, I'm in Sydney, so closer than usual, I'm not actually within walking distance or anything ). Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
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qomi wrote: Except for the American one, Yeah, that sux doesn't it. Don't worry I'll find some other means to offend the yanks as soon as I can. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5
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I was amused by the previous post on the (Winter) Olympic Games, where (to name ONE example), the Americans were advised to be less patriotic ... loved John's comment, "bullshit" I would have thought (of the Americans), show me one thats not patriotic and I'll show you someone who's a Canadian in disguise ... so this brings me to an interesting point - how do people out there see us Kiwi's/Australians, how do the Indians see the Yanks and Poms etc this is purely for amusement of course, anyone with over-inflated ego's need not post a reply - Im not 'knocking' any person(s) or countries for their personal/political views on others .. or, how do you see you're own country ?? If I said Australia was a place of sport fanatics, bronzed lifeguards and great looking blondes, (a popular sterotype), I'd be ignoring the the short, fat, ugly baldies like myself - but you get the picture - what we are seen as vs what we are :) I hope this provokes some laughable posts ... Garth
Americans are money grubbing imbaciles Australians drive a UN jeep around the beach Russians are ambivilant about their leaders, kind of love-hate relationship Mexicans drink cheap beer and sleep in the street corner afterwards so their wife won't kill them Brazilians party a lot for no reason Argentina has a crapy TV industry China is god's ant-farm French are a bunch of snail-eatin'-red-light-crossing-tourist-haters-snobs Brits have WAY too much spare time so they grow mustaches for no obvious reasons, 60% of the population are cops and the rest make lousy sitcoms Irish folks live in the local pub Germans have weird haircuts and listen to crapy heavy metal music all day and trash public stuff Dutch have large blond women who cook New Zealand has the best women soccer team, again we're talking large hairy blond women Japanese wear cameras on their neck daily, just in case they cross a beautiful bridge on their way to work Swiss morn dead cows as the have no news non-what-so-ever Indians warship cows South Africans are either dead or wild hippies in jail That's it I guess. Don't blame me, it's the TV... Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large. Sonork ID 100.13704
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I was amused by the previous post on the (Winter) Olympic Games, where (to name ONE example), the Americans were advised to be less patriotic ... loved John's comment, "bullshit" I would have thought (of the Americans), show me one thats not patriotic and I'll show you someone who's a Canadian in disguise ... so this brings me to an interesting point - how do people out there see us Kiwi's/Australians, how do the Indians see the Yanks and Poms etc this is purely for amusement of course, anyone with over-inflated ego's need not post a reply - Im not 'knocking' any person(s) or countries for their personal/political views on others .. or, how do you see you're own country ?? If I said Australia was a place of sport fanatics, bronzed lifeguards and great looking blondes, (a popular sterotype), I'd be ignoring the the short, fat, ugly baldies like myself - but you get the picture - what we are seen as vs what we are :) I hope this provokes some laughable posts ... Garth
The only thang I dislike about the other countries of the world is all the furners that live there. :eek: (To the Canadians amoung us, that was intended as a joke. :) I do not really dislike foreigners - so long as the stay that way. ) "Thank you, thank you very much" Elvis.
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Americans are money grubbing imbaciles Australians drive a UN jeep around the beach Russians are ambivilant about their leaders, kind of love-hate relationship Mexicans drink cheap beer and sleep in the street corner afterwards so their wife won't kill them Brazilians party a lot for no reason Argentina has a crapy TV industry China is god's ant-farm French are a bunch of snail-eatin'-red-light-crossing-tourist-haters-snobs Brits have WAY too much spare time so they grow mustaches for no obvious reasons, 60% of the population are cops and the rest make lousy sitcoms Irish folks live in the local pub Germans have weird haircuts and listen to crapy heavy metal music all day and trash public stuff Dutch have large blond women who cook New Zealand has the best women soccer team, again we're talking large hairy blond women Japanese wear cameras on their neck daily, just in case they cross a beautiful bridge on their way to work Swiss morn dead cows as the have no news non-what-so-ever Indians warship cows South Africans are either dead or wild hippies in jail That's it I guess. Don't blame me, it's the TV... Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large. Sonork ID 100.13704
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Americans are money grubbing imbaciles Australians drive a UN jeep around the beach Russians are ambivilant about their leaders, kind of love-hate relationship Mexicans drink cheap beer and sleep in the street corner afterwards so their wife won't kill them Brazilians party a lot for no reason Argentina has a crapy TV industry China is god's ant-farm French are a bunch of snail-eatin'-red-light-crossing-tourist-haters-snobs Brits have WAY too much spare time so they grow mustaches for no obvious reasons, 60% of the population are cops and the rest make lousy sitcoms Irish folks live in the local pub Germans have weird haircuts and listen to crapy heavy metal music all day and trash public stuff Dutch have large blond women who cook New Zealand has the best women soccer team, again we're talking large hairy blond women Japanese wear cameras on their neck daily, just in case they cross a beautiful bridge on their way to work Swiss morn dead cows as the have no news non-what-so-ever Indians warship cows South Africans are either dead or wild hippies in jail That's it I guess. Don't blame me, it's the TV... Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large. Sonork ID 100.13704
Isaac Sasson wrote: Brazilians party a lot for no reason Is there anything better than that ? Isaac Sasson wrote: Argentina has a crapy TV industry Just crapy TV industry ? (sorry hermanitos... :) ) Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank
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I was amused by the previous post on the (Winter) Olympic Games, where (to name ONE example), the Americans were advised to be less patriotic ... loved John's comment, "bullshit" I would have thought (of the Americans), show me one thats not patriotic and I'll show you someone who's a Canadian in disguise ... so this brings me to an interesting point - how do people out there see us Kiwi's/Australians, how do the Indians see the Yanks and Poms etc this is purely for amusement of course, anyone with over-inflated ego's need not post a reply - Im not 'knocking' any person(s) or countries for their personal/political views on others .. or, how do you see you're own country ?? If I said Australia was a place of sport fanatics, bronzed lifeguards and great looking blondes, (a popular sterotype), I'd be ignoring the the short, fat, ugly baldies like myself - but you get the picture - what we are seen as vs what we are :) I hope this provokes some laughable posts ... Garth
Garth J Lancaster wrote: how do you see you're own country ?? I´m proud to be a Gaúcho... but not a brazilian. :) Mauricio Ritter - Brazilian Gaúcho Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank
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Mmm...could be difficult they seem to take pride in some odd things. :laugh: at least to me. qomi "Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got." - Janis Joplin
It's easy - the major failing most Americans have is they seem to think everyone else wants to be one. Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
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Richard Melton wrote: Australia reminds me of that short kid that's always trying to play football (American, real) with the big kids. There's only one problem with that. Much as I hate football in general, I don't see any Aussie wanting to play a game where you need to cover yourself in protective armour like a wussy girl. Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
Ouch! :-D ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
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Garth J Lancaster wrote: how do you see you're own country ?? I´m proud to be a Gaúcho... but not a brazilian. :) Mauricio Ritter - Brazilian Gaúcho Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank
Mauricio - "Brazilian Gaucho" - does this conjure up an image of the tough, indpendant, hardworking cowboy ?? - funny if so, because, if you look around, America, Australia, Italy, South America, I think South Africa as well, all have values that have descended from these traits (excuse me from any other 'cowboy' country Ive missed) I'm curious, and glad that someone has mentioned his cultural heritage - but mystified about the 'but not a brazilian' comment - could you please tell me why you are not proud to be a brazilian (private email is ok if you dont wish to share with others or are embarassed Mauricio) 'G'
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Mauricio - "Brazilian Gaucho" - does this conjure up an image of the tough, indpendant, hardworking cowboy ?? - funny if so, because, if you look around, America, Australia, Italy, South America, I think South Africa as well, all have values that have descended from these traits (excuse me from any other 'cowboy' country Ive missed) I'm curious, and glad that someone has mentioned his cultural heritage - but mystified about the 'but not a brazilian' comment - could you please tell me why you are not proud to be a brazilian (private email is ok if you dont wish to share with others or are embarassed Mauricio) 'G'
Garth J Lancaster wrote: does this conjure up an image of the tough, indpendant, hardworking cowboy ?? even if we have tradicionalist Gaucho´s, that wear boots and hats, don´t compare them to cowboys... we have a whole history behind our culture. :) And cowboys don´t drink chimarrão ! :) hehehehehe :) Garth J Lancaster wrote: could you please tell me why you are not proud to be a brazilian Maybe "not proud" would not be the right thing to say (not the correct word)... i think "disapointed with my country" would be more or less what I was trying to say. With some much corruption on policts, an more and more miserable people on the streets... it´s quite disapointing. And the worst thing is that the people do nothing about it... they just let it be ! If you look at Argentina crises for example, people go to the streets to protest because they desagree with the current situation of the country. This kind of thing doesn´t happen here. Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank
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I was amused by the previous post on the (Winter) Olympic Games, where (to name ONE example), the Americans were advised to be less patriotic ... loved John's comment, "bullshit" I would have thought (of the Americans), show me one thats not patriotic and I'll show you someone who's a Canadian in disguise ... so this brings me to an interesting point - how do people out there see us Kiwi's/Australians, how do the Indians see the Yanks and Poms etc this is purely for amusement of course, anyone with over-inflated ego's need not post a reply - Im not 'knocking' any person(s) or countries for their personal/political views on others .. or, how do you see you're own country ?? If I said Australia was a place of sport fanatics, bronzed lifeguards and great looking blondes, (a popular sterotype), I'd be ignoring the the short, fat, ugly baldies like myself - but you get the picture - what we are seen as vs what we are :) I hope this provokes some laughable posts ... Garth
Americans' ideas on Canada. The movie "Canadian Bacon" (last movie of the great John Candy) put all the stereotypes together and so obviously so (to me at least). The best thing was watching it with an american friend of mine and how she didn't get all the stereotypes.;P It was a good movie that poked fun of both Canadians and Americans.