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    Paul Watson
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    Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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      Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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      On a general estimate these are some of the things I'd find physically/generally attractive in a woman (1) Nicely kept fingers [and finger nails] (2) Attractive and elegant footwear (3) Not too much hair but at least enough hair till the shoulders (4) Nice easy soothing kind of voice (5) Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] (6) Knowing when to keep quiet (7) Letting me win the arguments ;-) (8) Ability to love in a deep manner (9) The warmth she reflects (10) Understanding that she should not disturb me when I am debugging a frustrating error. I can think of another 20 more I guess. But these are the first ones that came to mind. Regards Nish p.s. I hope women won't find this too sexist. I am simply being plain honest! Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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        On a general estimate these are some of the things I'd find physically/generally attractive in a woman (1) Nicely kept fingers [and finger nails] (2) Attractive and elegant footwear (3) Not too much hair but at least enough hair till the shoulders (4) Nice easy soothing kind of voice (5) Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] (6) Knowing when to keep quiet (7) Letting me win the arguments ;-) (8) Ability to love in a deep manner (9) The warmth she reflects (10) Understanding that she should not disturb me when I am debugging a frustrating error. I can think of another 20 more I guess. But these are the first ones that came to mind. Regards Nish p.s. I hope women won't find this too sexist. I am simply being plain honest! Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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        Paul Watson
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        LMAO oh man I laughed so hard :) My favourites out of that list: Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (5) Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] That sounds like a fetish :laugh: Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (6) Knowing when to keep quiet But I must say you sound like a sensitive guy Nish, numbers (8) and (9) are tantamount to that. :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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          LMAO oh man I laughed so hard :) My favourites out of that list: Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (5) Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] That sounds like a fetish :laugh: Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (6) Knowing when to keep quiet But I must say you sound like a sensitive guy Nish, numbers (8) and (9) are tantamount to that. :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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          Paul Watson wrote: That sounds like a fetish "You bad boy Nish - bad boy!" ** crack of a whip ** :) Still, each unto his own, or something like that. ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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            Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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            I'd put the usual "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Paul Watson wrote: I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex This is sooo hard, I find that I'm attracted to different "parts" of a women depending on the circumstances and on my mood, and the worst part is that it's rarilly all on the same girl. but when we're looking at girlds with friends ( my friends can be either women and men ), my pick is never what the others pick?!!!? Paul Watson wrote: and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? I wish I knew! my cooking maybe ? Max.

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              Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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              My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? Without getting arrested I might add.


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                Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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                If she shows up for the date, she's attractive. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? Without getting arrested I might add.


                  Visual Studio Favorites - www.nopcode.com/visualfav

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                  Smearing fresh human feces all over yourself springs to mind. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  • T Todd C Wilson

                    My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? Without getting arrested I might add.


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                    Paul Watson
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                    Todd C. Wilson wrote: My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time Unfortuanatley not many of us would call that a problem :-D Todd C. Wilson wrote: Without getting arrested I might add You have to fight them off? Jeeesssh! Send some over to the less successful members of your species then. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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                      On a general estimate these are some of the things I'd find physically/generally attractive in a woman (1) Nicely kept fingers [and finger nails] (2) Attractive and elegant footwear (3) Not too much hair but at least enough hair till the shoulders (4) Nice easy soothing kind of voice (5) Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] (6) Knowing when to keep quiet (7) Letting me win the arguments ;-) (8) Ability to love in a deep manner (9) The warmth she reflects (10) Understanding that she should not disturb me when I am debugging a frustrating error. I can think of another 20 more I guess. But these are the first ones that came to mind. Regards Nish p.s. I hope women won't find this too sexist. I am simply being plain honest! Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                      Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (6) Knowing when to keep quiet LOL Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (10) Understanding that she should not disturb me when I am debugging a frustrating error. LOL, the perfect girlfriend! :) Simon ...recently entered the land of stability with win2000. Also had his hard disk wiped thanks to a power cut during partition resizing. But hey! Sonork ID 100.10024

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                        My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? Without getting arrested I might add.


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                        Todd C. Wilson wrote: My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? By not being Brad Pitt, perhaps? Simon ...recently entered the land of stability with win2000. Also had his hard disk wiped thanks to a power cut during partition resizing. But hey! Sonork ID 100.10024

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                          Smearing fresh human feces all over yourself springs to mind. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Smearing fresh human feces all over yourself springs to mind Thankyour John for your imagery. :) Sorry to dissapoint you all with my lack of a witty or poignant signature.

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                            Paul Watson wrote: That sounds like a fetish "You bad boy Nish - bad boy!" ** crack of a whip ** :) Still, each unto his own, or something like that. ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                            Nish Nishant
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                            LOL Nish :-D Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                              LMAO oh man I laughed so hard :) My favourites out of that list: Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (5) Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] That sounds like a fetish :laugh: Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (6) Knowing when to keep quiet But I must say you sound like a sensitive guy Nish, numbers (8) and (9) are tantamount to that. :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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                              Nish Nishant
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                              Paul Watson wrote: But I must say you sound like a sensitive guy Nish Just a little bit Paul, just a little bit. Nish :-) Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                                LOL Nish :-D Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                                Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: ForumTheLounge Subject:Re: void Attractinating (a_function_for_attracting) Sender:Nish [BusterBoy] Date:12:19 7 Feb '02 LOL Hey David! I think he likes that, whip him harder. :laugh: :laugh: ;P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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                                  Smearing fresh human feces all over yourself springs to mind. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                  Nish Nishant
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                                  X| X| X| I am about to puke now :-( Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                                    X| X| X| I am about to puke now :-( Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                                    Nish Nishant
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                                    That was a reply to John's post :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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                                      My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? Without getting arrested I might add.


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                                      Having an answer to everything a man might ask, I just saw this

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                                        Todd C. Wilson wrote: My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? By not being Brad Pitt, perhaps? Simon ...recently entered the land of stability with win2000. Also had his hard disk wiped thanks to a power cut during partition resizing. But hey! Sonork ID 100.10024

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                                        Todd C Wilson
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                                        Simon Walton wrote: By not being Brad Pitt, perhaps? Since he's my ugly evil clone, I rather think that option will not work.


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                                        • P Paul Watson

                                          Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront

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                                          Man, I slammed this one shut didn't I. :) "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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