void Attractinating (a_function_for_attracting)
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Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? Without getting arrested I might add.
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My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? Without getting arrested I might add.
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Todd C. Wilson wrote: My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time Unfortuanatley not many of us would call that a problem :-D Todd C. Wilson wrote: Without getting arrested I might add You have to fight them off? Jeeesssh! Send some over to the less successful members of your species then. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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On a general estimate these are some of the things I'd find physically/generally attractive in a woman (1) Nicely kept fingers [and finger nails] (2) Attractive and elegant footwear (3) Not too much hair but at least enough hair till the shoulders (4) Nice easy soothing kind of voice (5) Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] (6) Knowing when to keep quiet (7) Letting me win the arguments ;-) (8) Ability to love in a deep manner (9) The warmth she reflects (10) Understanding that she should not disturb me when I am debugging a frustrating error. I can think of another 20 more I guess. But these are the first ones that came to mind. Regards Nish p.s. I hope women won't find this too sexist. I am simply being plain honest! Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (6) Knowing when to keep quiet LOL Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (10) Understanding that she should not disturb me when I am debugging a frustrating error. LOL, the perfect girlfriend! :) Simon ...recently entered the land of stability with win2000. Also had his hard disk wiped thanks to a power cut during partition resizing. But hey! Sonork ID 100.10024
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My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? Without getting arrested I might add.
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Todd C. Wilson wrote: My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? By not being Brad Pitt, perhaps? Simon ...recently entered the land of stability with win2000. Also had his hard disk wiped thanks to a power cut during partition resizing. But hey! Sonork ID 100.10024
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Smearing fresh human feces all over yourself springs to mind. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Smearing fresh human feces all over yourself springs to mind Thankyour John for your imagery. :) Sorry to dissapoint you all with my lack of a witty or poignant signature.
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Paul Watson wrote: That sounds like a fetish "You bad boy Nish - bad boy!" ** crack of a whip ** :) Still, each unto his own, or something like that. ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
LOL Nish :-D Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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LMAO oh man I laughed so hard :) My favourites out of that list: Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (5) Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] That sounds like a fetish :laugh: Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: (6) Knowing when to keep quiet But I must say you sound like a sensitive guy Nish, numbers (8) and (9) are tantamount to that. :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Paul Watson wrote: But I must say you sound like a sensitive guy Nish Just a little bit Paul, just a little bit. Nish :-) Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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LOL Nish :-D Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: ForumTheLounge Subject:Re: void Attractinating (a_function_for_attracting) Sender:Nish [BusterBoy] Date:12:19 7 Feb '02 LOL Hey David! I think he likes that, whip him harder. :laugh: :laugh: ;P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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Smearing fresh human feces all over yourself springs to mind. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
X| X| X| I am about to puke now :-( Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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X| X| X| I am about to puke now :-( Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
That was a reply to John's post :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? Without getting arrested I might add.
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Having an answer to everything a man might ask, I just saw this
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Todd C. Wilson wrote: My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? By not being Brad Pitt, perhaps? Simon ...recently entered the land of stability with win2000. Also had his hard disk wiped thanks to a power cut during partition resizing. But hey! Sonork ID 100.10024
Simon Walton wrote: By not being Brad Pitt, perhaps? Since he's my ugly evil clone, I rather think that option will not work.
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Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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Man, I slammed this one shut didn't I. :) "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
bugger :( - I was going to add 'has a pulse' (my brother goes for (1) anything that moves .. if it doesnt move he pushes it, then applies (1) ... [pulse optional]
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Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Paul Watson wrote: I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? I'd say the most attractive thing is confidence. Not arrogance, but self confidence. Apart from that, big - oh, never mind :-) Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
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On a general estimate these are some of the things I'd find physically/generally attractive in a woman (1) Nicely kept fingers [and finger nails] (2) Attractive and elegant footwear (3) Not too much hair but at least enough hair till the shoulders (4) Nice easy soothing kind of voice (5) Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] (6) Knowing when to keep quiet (7) Letting me win the arguments ;-) (8) Ability to love in a deep manner (9) The warmth she reflects (10) Understanding that she should not disturb me when I am debugging a frustrating error. I can think of another 20 more I guess. But these are the first ones that came to mind. Regards Nish p.s. I hope women won't find this too sexist. I am simply being plain honest! Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] There's a frightening window into your love life. When you dress like a little boy, does she dress like a school teacher, or a nun ? Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] There's a frightening window into your love life. When you dress like a little boy, does she dress like a school teacher, or a nun ? Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
****Christian Graus wrote: There's a frightening window into your love life. When you dress like a little boy, does she dress like a school teacher, or a nun ? Geez CG, I wasn't talking about that :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Paul Watson wrote: “I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex ...” There are many different things I find attractive in a man. *’s are more of ideals, but not necessary. 1) nice nails 2) nice teeth 3) enjoys the company of children/children enjoy his company 4) has a good libido 5) non-smoker or at least working on it 6) is ambitious (meaning has goals of some sort) 7) cannot be possessive or jealous and does not have anger issues 8) honest 9) open minded and creative about sex 10) can be both openly affectionate and yet not clingy 11) *vegetarian 12) *little extra padding on his frame The things I find attractive in women is much more subjective. Paul Watson wrote: “...and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*?” 1) cleavage :laugh: 2) smiling 3) talking about common interests 4) become friends with their friends 5) give them compliments qomi "Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got." - Janis Joplin
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****Christian Graus wrote: There's a frightening window into your love life. When you dress like a little boy, does she dress like a school teacher, or a nun ? Geez CG, I wasn't talking about that :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
