JOTD:
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Just a few times, Atul :) Never mind, perhaps some people never heard it. Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
Simon Walton wrote: Just a few times, Atul Never mind, perhaps some people never heard it. At least he can say that this is the first time it is appearing with the <pre> tags Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Oh...Then will add another JOTD[2]... Atul
Atul Dharne wrote: Oh...Then will add another JOTD[2]... That's the spirit, boy!!! Nish :-) Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!" Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. Atul
LOL, that would probably work. I'll have to try it someday :) Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!" Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. Atul
OK. This one is approved. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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OK. This one is approved. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
You'll have to introduce a new rule then, Nish. 56b.c(b.1 sub 7) - Any rehashing of old jokes is disallowed. Offenders are to be beaten to death with a programming book of the enforcer's choice, unless the offender reposts a fresh joke that is accepted by the enforcer within 15 mins. Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
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You'll have to introduce a new rule then, Nish. 56b.c(b.1 sub 7) - Any rehashing of old jokes is disallowed. Offenders are to be beaten to death with a programming book of the enforcer's choice, unless the offender reposts a fresh joke that is accepted by the enforcer within 15 mins. Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
Simon Walton wrote: 56b.c(b.1 sub 7) - Any rehashing of old jokes is disallowed. Offenders are to be beaten to death with a programming book of the enforcer's choice, unless the offender reposts a fresh joke that is accepted by the enforcer within 15 mins. Yeah, I think it's high time we bring out the rules book. I am thinking of putting it on Amazon. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
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Simon Walton wrote: 56b.c(b.1 sub 7) - Any rehashing of old jokes is disallowed. Offenders are to be beaten to death with a programming book of the enforcer's choice, unless the offender reposts a fresh joke that is accepted by the enforcer within 15 mins. Yeah, I think it's high time we bring out the rules book. I am thinking of putting it on Amazon. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
Good idea. Every dedicated CPian would get one. 28,962 copies would be sold if each active member bought one. Instant bestseller. Perhaps it would win a few book awards too. :) Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
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OK. This one is approved. Nish Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: OK. This one is approved. Are you the new self-assigned CP cop? :suss: - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!"
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Atul Dharne wrote: Oh...Then will add another JOTD[2]... That's the spirit, boy!!! Nish :-) Nish was here, now Nish has gone; He left his soul, to turn you on; Those who knew Nish, knew him well; Those who didn't, can go to hell. I like to :jig: on the Code Project Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org
Now wait a minute - that's clearly illegal! Nish, do your duty!
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You'll have to introduce a new rule then, Nish. 56b.c(b.1 sub 7) - Any rehashing of old jokes is disallowed. Offenders are to be beaten to death with a programming book of the enforcer's choice, unless the offender reposts a fresh joke that is accepted by the enforcer within 15 mins. Simon ...needs a bath. badly. Sonork ID 100.10024
Or how about this; A VB book will be placed on the offenders desk for the next week? Credit is given to whoever thought of that 'cause I'm sure I read it somewhere before. -- Andrew.