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JOTD: Instructions for Jumpers

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  • L Lost User

    Having known someone who chose a similar demise I dont find that funny at all.

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    FlyingTinman
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    I never knew anyone who chose that particular fate but I still didn't find it funny. Steve T

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    • X Xiangyang Liu

      If you want to:

      • get over with it, 9th floor
      • breathe for the last time before you die, 8th floor
      • fight for your life, 7th floor
      • be able to leave your will, 6th floor
      • paralyzed for life, 5th floor
      • hospitalization only, 4th floor
      • scare your loved ones, 3rd floor
      • do it for fun, 2nd floor
      • [Edit]All spectators[/Edit] please register at the front desk on the 1st floor

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      I'm not scared of some 'black' humor, but maybe this was better of in the soapbox. No hurries, no worries.

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      • L Lost User

        Having known someone who chose a similar demise I dont find that funny at all.

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        ProffK
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        Although my uncle made that choice as well, I don't find the post offensive, just unfunny. Gene Roddenberry was a legendary pioneer of thought-provoking, futuristic science fiction. George Lucas created Jar Jar Binks.

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        • X Xiangyang Liu

          If you want to:

          • get over with it, 9th floor
          • breathe for the last time before you die, 8th floor
          • fight for your life, 7th floor
          • be able to leave your will, 6th floor
          • paralyzed for life, 5th floor
          • hospitalization only, 4th floor
          • scare your loved ones, 3rd floor
          • do it for fun, 2nd floor
          • [Edit]All spectators[/Edit] please register at the front desk on the 1st floor

          [

          My articles and software tools

          ](http://mysite.verizon.net/XiangYangL/index.htm)

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          Lost User
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          1 The tigress is here :-D

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          • X Xiangyang Liu

            If you want to:

            • get over with it, 9th floor
            • breathe for the last time before you die, 8th floor
            • fight for your life, 7th floor
            • be able to leave your will, 6th floor
            • paralyzed for life, 5th floor
            • hospitalization only, 4th floor
            • scare your loved ones, 3rd floor
            • do it for fun, 2nd floor
            • [Edit]All spectators[/Edit] please register at the front desk on the 1st floor

            [

            My articles and software tools

            ](http://mysite.verizon.net/XiangYangL/index.htm)

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            Daniel Turini
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            "It must be fun" I see dead pixels Yes, even I am blogging now!

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            • X Xiangyang Liu

              If you want to:

              • get over with it, 9th floor
              • breathe for the last time before you die, 8th floor
              • fight for your life, 7th floor
              • be able to leave your will, 6th floor
              • paralyzed for life, 5th floor
              • hospitalization only, 4th floor
              • scare your loved ones, 3rd floor
              • do it for fun, 2nd floor
              • [Edit]All spectators[/Edit] please register at the front desk on the 1st floor

              [

              My articles and software tools

              ](http://mysite.verizon.net/XiangYangL/index.htm)

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              Shog9 0
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              I thought it was good 'till the last line - it makes no sense at all. :confused:

              Post faster, post more, post now

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              • D Daniel Turini

                "It must be fun" I see dead pixels Yes, even I am blogging now!

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                leppie
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                2nd floor then? :laugh: xacc-ide 0.0.15 now with C#, MSIL, C, XML, ASP.NET, Nemerle, MyXaml and HLSL coloring - Screenshots

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                • L Lost User

                  1 The tigress is here :-D

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                  Xiangyang Liu
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                  Trollslayer wrote: 1 I didn't know that you like to watch ambulance. :-D[

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                    I thought it was good 'till the last line - it makes no sense at all. :confused:

                    Post faster, post more, post now

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                    Xiangyang Liu
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                    Shog9 wrote: I thought it was good 'till the last line - it makes no sense at all. It's my failure at translation. According to the original words in Chinese, it should be "All spectators please register at ...".[

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                    • L Lost User

                      Having known someone who chose a similar demise I dont find that funny at all.

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                      Nu Er Ha Chi
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                      Josh Gray wrote: Having known someone who chose a similar demise I dont find that funny at all. I think the joke is not that funny, knowing someone who chose a similar demise should have nothing to do with it. If someone close to me fell down and became paralyzed for life, does that mean I cannot laugh at the next person who falls down in a funny way?

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                      • X Xiangyang Liu

                        Shog9 wrote: I thought it was good 'till the last line - it makes no sense at all. It's my failure at translation. According to the original words in Chinese, it should be "All spectators please register at ...".[

                        My articles and software tools

                        ](http://mysite.verizon.net/XiangYangL/index.htm)

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                        J4amieC
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                        It lost more than that in translation - most of it makes little sense in English.

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                          I thought it was good 'till the last line - it makes no sense at all. :confused:

                          Post faster, post more, post now

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                          Tom Archer
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                          No offense to the poster, but we get this all the time at clutchcity.net (a basketball web site). As Yao Ming (Chinese) is our most popular player, many Chinese post there and try to translate their jokes to English. As anyone who speaks more than one language can tell you, it's extremely difficult to translate jokes unless you're absolutely fluent in both languages. Hence, absolutely noone understands the jokes and the bad translation becomes the joke. Therefore, this joke might have been funny in Chinese, but obviously doesn't translate well. Tom Archer - Visual C++ MVP Archer Consulting Group.com

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                          • L Lost User

                            Having known someone who chose a similar demise I dont find that funny at all.

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                            Jerry Hammond
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                            So you're going to inflict your grief on everyone else? I think you're being damn selfish. My sister took her life on Christmas 6 years ago and though it places a dark patina upon the holiday for me at times I am not going to, 1) let her selfishness ruin my life, and 2.)I'm certainly not going to hold others accountable for her acts--in other words, I'm not going to let it cause me to try to limit their celebrations. "Art doesn't want to be familiar. It wants to astonish us. Or, in some cases, to enrage us. It wants to move us. To touch us. Not accommodate us, make us comfortable." -- Jamake Highwater Toasty0.com My Grandkids

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