What happens to programmers when they die???
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Why are you asking? :~ Never forget: "Stay kul and happy" (I.A.)
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mejax wrote: What happens to programmers when they die??? They become managers. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
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The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'. ;-P
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</LIFE> --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | 1ClickPicGrabber | NEW~! CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ
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_exit(bWasGoodProgrammer ? GOTO_HEAVEN : GOTO_HATES); :doh: Steve
compiler error: undefined variable HATES. Did you mean Hades[^]?
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They go to silicon heaven, along with the toasters and calculators of course.
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Any attempts to access them result in a NullReferenceException.
Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Cops & Robbers Judah Himango
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They become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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They get returned to the heap.
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison Awasu 2.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
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goto BIRTH; Brigg Thorp Senior Software Engineer Timex Corporation
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They become worm food of course. BW
Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking bookstore...
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God (a VB programmer) sets them to Nothing. :)
Explain to the mothers & fathers of American servicemen that may come home in body bags why their son or daughter have to give up their life?" -- Sean Hannity, 1999.
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Now this is the funniest response I read on this thread:laugh::laugh: [Msg Deleted]:laugh::laugh:
"You're obviously a superstar." - Christian Graus about me - 12 Feb '03 "Obviously ??? You're definitely a superstar!!!" - mYkel - 21 Jun '04 "There's not enough blatant self-congratulatory backslapping in the world today..." - HumblePie - 21 Jun '05 Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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</LIFE> --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | 1ClickPicGrabber | NEW~! CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ
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They become worm food. :) Good music: In my rosary[^]
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Shouldn't that be ? the life and death of an Xml programmer... <life>Grow. Learn.</life> _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) -- modified at 16:29 Thursday 1st September, 2005
