What happens to programmers when they die???

[Joshua Quick]

They become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Taka Muraoka]

They get returned to the heap.

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[Brigg Thorp]

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:laugh:

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[Brigg Thorp]

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[Gary Thom]

Their objects get reused. Gary Marc Clifton: "In other words, VB is like a bad parent. It can really screw up your childhood."

[Adam Wimsatt]

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[brianwelsch]

They become worm food of course. BW

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[Alvaro Mendez]

God (a VB programmer) sets them to Nothing. :)

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[PJ Arends]

Now this is the funniest response I read on this thread:laugh::laugh: [Msg Deleted]:laugh::laugh:

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Shouldn't that be <LIFE/>? :confused: "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

They become worm food. :) Good music: In my rosary[^]

[El Corazon]

Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Shouldn't that be ? the life and death of an Xml programmer... <life>Grow. Learn.</life> _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) -- modified at 16:29 Thursday 1st September, 2005

[Thiago Perine]

Some ones are collected by the "Garbage Collector". :laugh: Thiago A. Perine
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[Steve Mayfield]

yes :-O one of the reasons I became a programmer is I can mispell things (variable names, documentation...) and the program will still run OK.... Steve

[Jason Henderson]

Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Shouldn't that be ? Only if your life was empty.

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[Judah Gabriel Himango]

Steve Mayfield wrote: one of the reasons I became a programmer is I can mispell things (variable names, documentation...) and the program will still run OK.... lol

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[Marc Clifton]

They get refactored. (I'm surprised no one else has said that yet!) Marc My website
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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Excellent reasoning. :) "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

[Dejan Petrovic]

Programmers never die. They just go to the next level of abstraction. DP