What is happening to the servers?
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Dario Solera wrote: And upgrade the server with some genetical modified hamsters or, better, robot-hamsters How about these fighting machines[^]? :laugh:;P
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Those *things* can damage the internal components of the server... This way you solve the errors problem but you destroy the server itself... CodeProject's Server wrote: HTTP/1.1 500 Server Error
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Those *things* can damage the internal components of the server... This way you solve the errors problem but you destroy the server itself... CodeProject's Server wrote: HTTP/1.1 500 Server Error
Dario Solera wrote: Those *things* can damage the internal components of the server Yah, maybe, but you could always sic 'em on to people who complain about CP's servers... ;P:cool:
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Dario Solera wrote: Those *things* can damage the internal components of the server Yah, maybe, but you could always sic 'em on to people who complain about CP's servers... ;P:cool:
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Taka Muraoka wrote: Yah, maybe, but you could always sic 'em on to people who complain about CP's servers... Good idea, but what about slow network links? You must know that a full representation of a fight-hamster requires at least 132.98 MB... ;P CodeProject's Server wrote: HTTP/1.1 500 Server Error
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What is happening to the CP's server? I notice endless sequences of 'Error 500'...
Tozzi is right: Gaia is getting rid of us.
Do you feel the way you hate or do you hate the way you feel?You people sound like my users. Anytime something goes wrong it's the end of world. I hate users. Not all of them, just the ones who talk.
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You people sound like my users. Anytime something goes wrong it's the end of world. I hate users. Not all of them, just the ones who talk.
Don't be so evil... We're *joking* about the servers' problems... CodeProject's Server wrote: HTTP/1.1 500 Server Error
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Taka Muraoka wrote: Yah, maybe, but you could always sic 'em on to people who complain about CP's servers... Good idea, but what about slow network links? You must know that a full representation of a fight-hamster requires at least 132.98 MB... ;P CodeProject's Server wrote: HTTP/1.1 500 Server Error
Dario Solera wrote: You must know that a full representation of a fight-hamster requires at least 132.98 MB Who's talking about sending a representation? You should be receiving a small package some time later today...
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Dario Solera wrote: You must know that a full representation of a fight-hamster requires at least 132.98 MB Who's talking about sending a representation? You should be receiving a small package some time later today...
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison Awasu 2.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
Taka Muraoka wrote: You should be receiving a small package some time later today... This way the system loses its interactivity... but it could be a good solution. CodeProject's Server wrote: HTTP/1.1 500 Server Error
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You people sound like my users. Anytime something goes wrong it's the end of world. I hate users. Not all of them, just the ones who talk.
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Not another post about the state of the servers? We know there are problems, Chris knows there are problems. Chris is working to resolve the problems. Patience is a virtue. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
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Hey Nonny - stop killing the servers okay? People are trying to do some Lounging over here! :-D
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feline_dracoform wrote: the hampsters powering the servers want some love and attention, so they are going on strike because they are feeling lonely :laugh::laugh::laugh: A possible solution: exterminate them all! :-D And upgrade the server with some genetical modified hamsters or, better, robot-hamsters...
Tozzi is right: Gaia is getting rid of us.
Do you feel the way you hate or do you hate the way you feel?*rolls eyes* what about a more subtle and humanitarian solution? we just need to ask our favourate fluffy tigress to come and say hello :laugh: the hampsters will suddenly be overwhelmed with that warm and happy feeling of knowing they are deeply loved and respected it is *just* possible that they may be scared of her, and thus try to run away, but really, what are the odds? i have it on very good authority that she really is very kind and gentle, and that all of those rumours of the damage her claws can cause when deprived of coffee are just baseless rumours! *radiates cute innocence* zen is the art of being at one with the two'ness
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What is happening to the CP's server? I notice endless sequences of 'Error 500'...
Tozzi is right: Gaia is getting rid of us.
Do you feel the way you hate or do you hate the way you feel?I have seen the 500 pages popping up alot lately, too, and have been wondering what is going on. The number of users online doesn't seem to reflect how often the 500 pages occur. There's about 7,300 users online right now and no problem. Last night when 4,800 people were online, 500 pages seemed to be flying in left and right. Maybe it is a load issue? That would be numerous large articles being requested at the same time. I've noticed some articles are loaded with tons of good content. PC -- modified at 10:23 Wednesday 21st September, 2005
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You people sound like my users. Anytime something goes wrong it's the end of world. I hate users. Not all of them, just the ones who talk.
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You people sound like my users. Anytime something goes wrong it's the end of world. I hate users. Not all of them, just the ones who talk.
Al Einstien wrote: I hate users. Not all of them, just the ones who talk. Um, aren't the users the ones that the programs are written for? Without users, there would be no interactive programs. Well, no meaningful ones anyway. If you hate your users so much, you shouldn't be in the business. Danny
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500, 500, 500 .... :mad: Cheers, Vikram.
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Oh! I wait! I know that one! ummm... Okay, it's coming to me... 500? {Nice one Vikram! That was good humor. Gives whole new meaning to Infinite Sequence now doesn't it? Infinite 500's.}
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Al Einstien wrote: I hate users. Not all of them, just the ones who talk. Um, aren't the users the ones that the programs are written for? Without users, there would be no interactive programs. Well, no meaningful ones anyway. If you hate your users so much, you shouldn't be in the business. Danny
bugDanny wrote: Um, aren't the users the ones that the programs are written for? Without users, there would be no interactive programs. Well, no meaningful ones anyway. If you hate your users so much, you shouldn't be in the business. I truly hope you are not serious. If you missed the obvious joke in his post get some more coffee. I might have missed the obvious joke in your post I'm quoting but I don't think so. There's no possible way he could be serious and the picture he paints with that statement is one of development bliss. No talking user = No Bug Fixes = No Support Calls on Personal Cell Phone = No Emergency Code Reviews = No Downtime = No Misery = A Wonderful Life. I'm glad my users talk I just with they wouldn't talk behind your back.;P (Now that was a joke and an elbow in the ribs. If any part of this posts makes you mad vote me a 5 because I didn't want to make anyone mad when I made it.):laugh:
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bugDanny wrote: Um, aren't the users the ones that the programs are written for? Without users, there would be no interactive programs. Well, no meaningful ones anyway. If you hate your users so much, you shouldn't be in the business. I truly hope you are not serious. If you missed the obvious joke in his post get some more coffee. I might have missed the obvious joke in your post I'm quoting but I don't think so. There's no possible way he could be serious and the picture he paints with that statement is one of development bliss. No talking user = No Bug Fixes = No Support Calls on Personal Cell Phone = No Emergency Code Reviews = No Downtime = No Misery = A Wonderful Life. I'm glad my users talk I just with they wouldn't talk behind your back.;P (Now that was a joke and an elbow in the ribs. If any part of this posts makes you mad vote me a 5 because I didn't want to make anyone mad when I made it.):laugh:
Some assembly required. Code-frog System Architects, Inc.
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Dario Solera wrote: And upgrade the server with some genetical modified hamsters or, better, robot-hamsters How about these fighting machines[^]? :laugh:;P
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Taka Muraoka wrote: fighting machines :wtf: LOL 5 Never forget: "Stay kul and happy" (I.A.)
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I would except I don't pay myself as much the the users do.