So, I am considering learning a new programming language...

Joel Holdsworth

Jim Crafton wrote: the occaisonal flame-fest provided by articles of He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. I remember those days - I used to find that stuff hilarious. I wonder where he's gone. Joel Holdsworth Wanna give me a job this summer? Check out my online CV and project history[^] - now available in MSWord format![^] -- modified at 15:40 Saturday 22nd October, 2005

code frog 0

Gregory Smith wrote:

And, by the way, I saw some of pumpkinhead's posts, and his were just mindless stupid garbage, what makes you think that I am him?

Umm... You just nailed it yourself. As far as the WTF exclamation let me let you in on a little secret. Even though you are changing your names you are still trackable to all of us because your profile contains a unique ID. Any one of us at any given time knows exactly how to look up everything you've posted under whatever of your multiple personalities you are wearing at the moment by that unique ID. It's not a huge secret either. So it's not to hard to see that you are the same person posting all the messages I referenced and guess what... All of them "...mindless stupid garbage..." have a nice day, PUMPKINHEAD! :suss:

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Tim Smith

Back in my day, I could buy bread for 25 cents a loaf. And the troll were a LOT smarter. :) Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

Andre Ziegler

Gregory Smith wrote:

I do know that VB programmers seem to be more proficient in programming and write better code

*ROFL* Yeah man, that is the best joke I ever heared :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: 'A programmer ist just a tool which converts caffeine into code'

code frog 0

Can I make a suggestion that involves form and accuracy? This statement below isn't completely right... 'A programmer ist just a tool which converts caffeine into code' It's missing substance. Here let me fix it for you. 'A programmer ist just a tool which converts caffeine and pizza into code' There! Now that's an accurate statement with good form.:laugh::rose:

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David Stone

He's still around. He posted some Crystal Reports article a few days ago.

Picture a huge catholic cathedral. In it there's many people, including a gregorian monk choir. You know, those who sing beautifully. Then they start singing, in latin, as they always do: "Ad hominem..." -Jörgen Sigvardsson

Jim Crafton

I still do! We haven't had a truly flamebalicious article by him, or anyone else for that matter, in a while. ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!

Jim Crafton

code-frog wrote:

nancy-boy

OMG!:omg: You just called him a nancy-boy! Did we just time warp back to the Fifties or what!? :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!

code frog 0

I blame the T.V. show Frasier. There was a seen where he was telling Ros about how he and Niles wrote mystery stories growing up. He went on to say, "It was sort of mix between the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew." Of course Ros spun that up nicely in, "So what did you call it? The Nancy Boys?" To this day that's one of my favorite dialogs from a sitcom.

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El Corazon

code-frog wrote:

'A programmer ist just a tool which converts caffeine and pizza into code'

Pizza, Lasagna, tacos, enchiladas, Quesadillas, burritos, fajitas, Chile Rellenos.... definately caffeine... in grams. ;) _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

Jim Crafton

Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

tacos, enchiladas, Quesadillas, burritos, fajitas, Chile Rellenos....

MMMMmmmmm...Exercise, fitness, and diet be damned - I know what I'm making for lunch/dinner today! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!