Network Printers improve your health
-
The best thing about having a network printer that's a 2 minute walk away is that, you can click Print, take a deep breath and do the walking routine to the printer location, and there - the print outs are ready, you pick them up and walk back. Not only do you get a good nice walk (all the better for your health), but you also avoid the ignominy of staring at the dumb printer waiting for it to finish printing your documents.
-
The best thing about having a network printer that's a 2 minute walk away is that, you can click Print, take a deep breath and do the walking routine to the printer location, and there - the print outs are ready, you pick them up and walk back. Not only do you get a good nice walk (all the better for your health), but you also avoid the ignominy of staring at the dumb printer waiting for it to finish printing your documents.
Ya know, there's a self-help book/video/course/cult in there somewhere. Exercise for Geeks :rolleyes: Don't forget, I get 10%.
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison Awasu 2.1.3 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
-
The best thing about having a network printer that's a 2 minute walk away is that, you can click Print, take a deep breath and do the walking routine to the printer location, and there - the print outs are ready, you pick them up and walk back. Not only do you get a good nice walk (all the better for your health), but you also avoid the ignominy of staring at the dumb printer waiting for it to finish printing your documents.
-
By the same logic, you can argue that smoking improves one's health too for ppl who live/work in a non-smoking office and have to walk outside to puff.. X| (just in case you're wondering...i don't smoke ;P) _________________________ Kri5
Kri5 wrote:
live/work in a non-smoking office
Some people LIVE in their offices? :) ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done.
-
Kri5 wrote:
live/work in a non-smoking office
Some people LIVE in their offices? :) ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done.
-
Matt Newman wrote:
Wait... there is something outside of these walls?!?
Truman Burbank? :rolleyes:
-
You are a good worker drone. Now, return to your work as previously scheduled. FOR THE HORDE.. er.. I mean, have a good day:-D ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done.
-
Kri5 wrote:
live/work in a non-smoking office
Some people LIVE in their offices? :) ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done.
Hehe i put that on purpose ;) True enough though, i was working for a startup a few years back, and late hours at the office were the order of the day. I always managed to go home to sleep; however, very often i would go back in the morning and find someone sleeping either in the board room on the floor, or in a car in the basement garage. _________________________ Kri5
-
By the same logic, you can argue that smoking improves one's health too for ppl who live/work in a non-smoking office and have to walk outside to puff.. X| (just in case you're wondering...i don't smoke ;P) _________________________ Kri5
I think the nett benefit of walking and having a smoke vs walking and picking up a piece of paper is a little different. cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
-
Kri5 wrote:
live/work in a non-smoking office
Some people LIVE in their offices? :) ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done.
Nicholas Wigant wrote:
Some people LIVE in their offices?
I don't know.... Refridgerator, bottled water (cooled), heating, cooling, a shower in the mens's room? Pull out a sleeping bag and it sure ain't as rough as camping. I've pulled a few 24 hour runs, when you are there the next morning, you're accused of living here. _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
-
Nicholas Wigant wrote:
Some people LIVE in their offices?
I don't know.... Refridgerator, bottled water (cooled), heating, cooling, a shower in the mens's room? Pull out a sleeping bag and it sure ain't as rough as camping. I've pulled a few 24 hour runs, when you are there the next morning, you're accused of living here. _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Oh, to be able to do that. If I had the opportunity my wife would be chewing me out the entire NEXT night so I might as well just stay:laugh: ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
-
Ya know, there's a self-help book/video/course/cult in there somewhere. Exercise for Geeks :rolleyes: Don't forget, I get 10%.
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison Awasu 2.1.3 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
-
norm wrote:
you call that exercise?
Me, no. But compared to what most geeks get, um... :~
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison Awasu 2.1.3 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
-
Oh, to be able to do that. If I had the opportunity my wife would be chewing me out the entire NEXT night so I might as well just stay:laugh: ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
Nicholas Wigant wrote:
If I had the opportunity my wife would be chewing me out the entire NEXT night so I might as well just stay
I would be chewed out wether I went home or not, after a while it didn't matter how long I worked it all amounted to the same thing... so why bother going home? _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
-
Nicholas Wigant wrote:
If I had the opportunity my wife would be chewing me out the entire NEXT night so I might as well just stay
I would be chewed out wether I went home or not, after a while it didn't matter how long I worked it all amounted to the same thing... so why bother going home? _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Well, for me it's a 9 week old daughter but I see your point. If I wasn't being appreciated on at least SOME level then I wouldn't go home. Then again, I don't think I'd have gotten married:laugh: ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
-
The best thing about having a network printer that's a 2 minute walk away is that, you can click Print, take a deep breath and do the walking routine to the printer location, and there - the print outs are ready, you pick them up and walk back. Not only do you get a good nice walk (all the better for your health), but you also avoid the ignominy of staring at the dumb printer waiting for it to finish printing your documents.
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
but you also avoid the ignominy of staring at the dumb printer waiting for it to finish printing your documents.
Mine never finish before the end of the walk. :) _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
-
Well, for me it's a 9 week old daughter but I see your point. If I wasn't being appreciated on at least SOME level then I wouldn't go home. Then again, I don't think I'd have gotten married:laugh: ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
Nicholas Wigant wrote:
If I wasn't being appreciated on at least SOME level then I wouldn't go home. Then again, I don't think I'd have gotten married
Got only myself to blame there... Closet romantic. One advantage of no kids, hermitage is a valid lifestyle. [I need to learn that dancing image] :) _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
-
depends on how much printing he does and if stairs are involved...5 reports an hour would translate to 80 minutes of walking each day :huff::sweat::puff: Steve
-
I think the nett benefit of walking and having a smoke vs walking and picking up a piece of paper is a little different. cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
I think the nett benefit of walking and having a smoke vs walking and picking up a piece of paper is a little different.
After twenty rounds to the printer this morning, I am wondering if it is indeed a very nice thing to be the guy that's farthest away from the printer at work :sigh:
-
The best thing about having a network printer that's a 2 minute walk away is that, you can click Print, take a deep breath and do the walking routine to the printer location, and there - the print outs are ready, you pick them up and walk back. Not only do you get a good nice walk (all the better for your health), but you also avoid the ignominy of staring at the dumb printer waiting for it to finish printing your documents.
I hate Network printers. Longtime back I lost a job due to that. Some HR moron printed personal (employees $$) information and was lazy to get the document. Meanwhile I printed before him and after him. It was evening, so I picked my papers went home. Later at home I realized that I mistakenly got the personal document printed by that HR guy. Stupid me, I tored the paper and dumped into the trash. Told about this incident to my roommate, who in turn told almost everybody in the company(20 people). By the next morning, they called for a meeting....blah..blah...HR person got reprimanded and I lost the job b'cos I shouldn't have taken that paper. At the sametime I already got another offer on hand (waiting for good moment to resign), so I immediately switched jobs. Lucky me!! Long story short, it's better to stare at the printer than falling into trouble.
Nilekani (Infosys CEO): You guys told us for so many years to cut out this socialist rubbish and go to free markets. We came to free markets and now you're telling us, "Stop, don't come."
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".