Top 10 signs that Microsoft is in trouble
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10. Developers are getting so sick of .NET, they started to discuss politics and other "sensitive" issues on Code Project. ;P 9. ... 8. ... Please add the others,
9. The Internet ? That will never catch on. Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
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10. Developers are getting so sick of .NET, they started to discuss politics and other "sensitive" issues on Code Project. ;P 9. ... 8. ... Please add the others,
8. Let's require people to register their OS to a particular machine. After all, they never have to reinstall our software, right? Am I right? 7. Java? That will never catch on. Am I right? 6. Let's centralize access to a huge database where people will store all their personal & financial information and protect it with our world renowed security. We'll cause it Passport for Hackers. Wait, that's too long ... we'll call it Passport. CodeGuy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/wtl
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10. Developers are getting so sick of .NET, they started to discuss politics and other "sensitive" issues on Code Project. ;P 9. ... 8. ... Please add the others,
1. When Bill Gates decides to run for President of the USA. oops - that the sign that the rest of us are in trouble
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10. Developers are getting so sick of .NET, they started to discuss politics and other "sensitive" issues on Code Project. ;P 9. ... 8. ... Please add the others,
5. "Umm.... pardon me Mr. Gates... The Justice Department is on the phone AGAIN! Should I tell them you aren't here like I did the last time they called?" Joseph Dempsey jdempsey@cox.rr.com Joseph.Dempsey@thermobio.com "Software Engineering is a race between the programmers, trying to make bigger and better fool-proof software, and the universe trying to make bigger fools. So far the Universe in winning." --anonymous
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5. "Umm.... pardon me Mr. Gates... The Justice Department is on the phone AGAIN! Should I tell them you aren't here like I did the last time they called?" Joseph Dempsey jdempsey@cox.rr.com Joseph.Dempsey@thermobio.com "Software Engineering is a race between the programmers, trying to make bigger and better fool-proof software, and the universe trying to make bigger fools. So far the Universe in winning." --anonymous
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- You have to wait longer on the phone to activate your Microsoft software than you do in a doctor's office ... ;P
- Microsoft is finally getting rid of the software activation headache. In the next release of Windows, you don't have to do a thing to use any Microsoft software: it will automatically charge money from your bank account, and from the accounts of your employer, your customer, your parents, and your cousin ... The best part is, if there is no money in your account, it will figure out a way to get it from your retirement fund!
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- You have to wait longer on the phone to activate your Microsoft software than you do in a doctor's office ... ;P
do you think they have %-s from phone calls? hi (pause) here (pause) is (pause) ... t!
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do you think they have %-s from phone calls? hi (pause) here (pause) is (pause) ... t!
- Microsoft Money 2000
