50 ways to hose your code
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Original Link[^] To the tune of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" (Paul Simon) The problem's all inside your code she said to me; Recursion is easy if you take it logically. I'm here to help you if you're struggling to learn C, There must be fifty ways to hose your code. She said it's really not my habit to #include, And I hope my files won't be lost or misconstrued; But I'll recompile at the risk of getting screwed, There must be fifty ways to hose your code. Just blow up the stack Jack, Make a bad call Paul, Just hit the wrong key Lee, And set your pointers free. Just mess up the bus Gus, You don't need to recurse much, You just listen to me. She said it grieves me to see you compile again. I wish there were some hardware that wasn't such a pain. I said I appreciate that and could you please explain, About the fifty ways. She said why don't we both just work on it tonight, And I'm sure in the morning it&39;ll be working just right. Then she hosed me and I realized she probably was right, There must be fifty ways to hose your code. Just lose the address Les, Clear the wrong Int Clint, Traverse the wrong tree Lee, And set your list free. Just mess up the bus Gus, You don't need to recurse much, You just program in C. You just program in C. 60% of statistics are made up on the spot
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Original Link[^] To the tune of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" (Paul Simon) The problem's all inside your code she said to me; Recursion is easy if you take it logically. I'm here to help you if you're struggling to learn C, There must be fifty ways to hose your code. She said it's really not my habit to #include, And I hope my files won't be lost or misconstrued; But I'll recompile at the risk of getting screwed, There must be fifty ways to hose your code. Just blow up the stack Jack, Make a bad call Paul, Just hit the wrong key Lee, And set your pointers free. Just mess up the bus Gus, You don't need to recurse much, You just listen to me. She said it grieves me to see you compile again. I wish there were some hardware that wasn't such a pain. I said I appreciate that and could you please explain, About the fifty ways. She said why don't we both just work on it tonight, And I'm sure in the morning it&39;ll be working just right. Then she hosed me and I realized she probably was right, There must be fifty ways to hose your code. Just lose the address Les, Clear the wrong Int Clint, Traverse the wrong tree Lee, And set your list free. Just mess up the bus Gus, You don't need to recurse much, You just program in C. You just program in C. 60% of statistics are made up on the spot
Just fill up the SAN, Dan Write your own ROM, Dom You don't need to discuss much, You just listen to me. Just don't make a plan Stan, Don't read the spec, Shrek. Ignore every control, Pól. And set your code free... Just don't tell the team, Ziehm Never write a Doc, Spock The client's never right, Dwight You just listen to me. Just don't make a test, West, Release every compile, Lyle And set your code free.... And set your code free.... _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Just fill up the SAN, Dan Write your own ROM, Dom You don't need to discuss much, You just listen to me. Just don't make a plan Stan, Don't read the spec, Shrek. Ignore every control, Pól. And set your code free... Just don't tell the team, Ziehm Never write a Doc, Spock The client's never right, Dwight You just listen to me. Just don't make a test, West, Release every compile, Lyle And set your code free.... And set your code free.... _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
niiice 60% of statistics are made up on the spot