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More lame humour, got to love it! :-D You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word processor. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as john.smith@freespace.net. Your spouse drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you what they look like. All your friends have an '@' in their name. You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You tell the cab driver you live at: http://13.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape. You refer to 'going to the bathroom' as [downloading]. You laugh at people with 2400 modems. Your spouse makes a new rule: 'the computer can't come to bed.' You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-) You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat... You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. :OMG: You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.1 or higher." You name your children Eudora, Pegasus and Dotcom. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just for the free Internet access. You start using smileys in your snail mail. :-O The last girl you picked up was a JPEG. Your hard drive crashes...You haven't logged in for 2 hours! You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. AND YOU SUCCEED! You have to get a 2nd job to pay your phone bill. Your gravestone will have a quit message instead of RIP. There is absolutely no interesting conversation in any of the rooms on mirc, but you stay on just in case you miss something. You double click on your tv remote control. :-D You can now type over 70 wpm. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure everyone says goodbye to you. You read the idea about replacing your chair with a toilet and try to do it. You join a help channel and end up ans
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More lame humour, got to love it! :-D You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word processor. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as john.smith@freespace.net. Your spouse drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you what they look like. All your friends have an '@' in their name. You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You tell the cab driver you live at: http://13.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape. You refer to 'going to the bathroom' as [downloading]. You laugh at people with 2400 modems. Your spouse makes a new rule: 'the computer can't come to bed.' You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-) You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat... You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. :OMG: You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.1 or higher." You name your children Eudora, Pegasus and Dotcom. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just for the free Internet access. You start using smileys in your snail mail. :-O The last girl you picked up was a JPEG. Your hard drive crashes...You haven't logged in for 2 hours! You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. AND YOU SUCCEED! You have to get a 2nd job to pay your phone bill. Your gravestone will have a quit message instead of RIP. There is absolutely no interesting conversation in any of the rooms on mirc, but you stay on just in case you miss something. You double click on your tv remote control. :-D You can now type over 70 wpm. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure everyone says goodbye to you. You read the idea about replacing your chair with a toilet and try to do it. You join a help channel and end up ans
LOL Paul Watson wrote: You have to get a 2nd phone line so you can ring 'Pizza Hut'. Does Pizza Hut not have a modem? That's lame... ;P Regards Thomas
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LOL Paul Watson wrote: You have to get a 2nd phone line so you can ring 'Pizza Hut'. Does Pizza Hut not have a modem? That's lame... ;P Regards Thomas
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More lame humour, got to love it! :-D You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word processor. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as john.smith@freespace.net. Your spouse drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you what they look like. All your friends have an '@' in their name. You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You tell the cab driver you live at: http://13.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape. You refer to 'going to the bathroom' as [downloading]. You laugh at people with 2400 modems. Your spouse makes a new rule: 'the computer can't come to bed.' You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-) You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat... You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. :OMG: You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.1 or higher." You name your children Eudora, Pegasus and Dotcom. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just for the free Internet access. You start using smileys in your snail mail. :-O The last girl you picked up was a JPEG. Your hard drive crashes...You haven't logged in for 2 hours! You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. AND YOU SUCCEED! You have to get a 2nd job to pay your phone bill. Your gravestone will have a quit message instead of RIP. There is absolutely no interesting conversation in any of the rooms on mirc, but you stay on just in case you miss something. You double click on your tv remote control. :-D You can now type over 70 wpm. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure everyone says goodbye to you. You read the idea about replacing your chair with a toilet and try to do it. You join a help channel and end up ans
OMG...:omg: I think it's time to visit the therapist! I'm in some seriously bad shape... arghhhhh :(( Paul Lyons Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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OMG...:omg: I think it's time to visit the therapist! I'm in some seriously bad shape... arghhhhh :(( Paul Lyons Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
What does your wife/partner say? Did she have to make the "no computers in bed" rule? hehe regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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What does your wife/partner say? Did she have to make the "no computers in bed" rule? hehe regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
I don't dare show her this! She already thinks the lap top is attached to me! Paul Lyons Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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More lame humour, got to love it! :-D You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word processor. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as john.smith@freespace.net. Your spouse drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you what they look like. All your friends have an '@' in their name. You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You tell the cab driver you live at: http://13.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape. You refer to 'going to the bathroom' as [downloading]. You laugh at people with 2400 modems. Your spouse makes a new rule: 'the computer can't come to bed.' You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-) You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat... You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. :OMG: You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.1 or higher." You name your children Eudora, Pegasus and Dotcom. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just for the free Internet access. You start using smileys in your snail mail. :-O The last girl you picked up was a JPEG. Your hard drive crashes...You haven't logged in for 2 hours! You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. AND YOU SUCCEED! You have to get a 2nd job to pay your phone bill. Your gravestone will have a quit message instead of RIP. There is absolutely no interesting conversation in any of the rooms on mirc, but you stay on just in case you miss something. You double click on your tv remote control. :-D You can now type over 70 wpm. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure everyone says goodbye to you. You read the idea about replacing your chair with a toilet and try to do it. You join a help channel and end up ans
Paul Watson wrote: You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.1 or higher." Oh man, i have got to get me one of those...:) Simon Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter! Sonork ID 100.10024
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More lame humour, got to love it! :-D You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word processor. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as john.smith@freespace.net. Your spouse drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you what they look like. All your friends have an '@' in their name. You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You tell the cab driver you live at: http://13.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape. You refer to 'going to the bathroom' as [downloading]. You laugh at people with 2400 modems. Your spouse makes a new rule: 'the computer can't come to bed.' You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-) You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat... You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. :OMG: You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.1 or higher." You name your children Eudora, Pegasus and Dotcom. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just for the free Internet access. You start using smileys in your snail mail. :-O The last girl you picked up was a JPEG. Your hard drive crashes...You haven't logged in for 2 hours! You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. AND YOU SUCCEED! You have to get a 2nd job to pay your phone bill. Your gravestone will have a quit message instead of RIP. There is absolutely no interesting conversation in any of the rooms on mirc, but you stay on just in case you miss something. You double click on your tv remote control. :-D You can now type over 70 wpm. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure everyone says goodbye to you. You read the idea about replacing your chair with a toilet and try to do it. You join a help channel and end up ans
Paul Watson wrote: You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. Oh gosh... I think I've done this one before.... :) Paul Watson wrote: You name your children Eudora, Pegasus and Dotcom. Hmmm... Eudora is actually a really nice name... seriously considering this one for future reference! Paul Watson wrote: Your hard drive crashes...You haven't logged in for 2 hours! You start to twitch. I remember that once... but it was my internet connection that wasn't working... started flipping out, calling people with same server, and asking them if they were having problems logging on too... very embarassing, when I think about it.... :-O Paul Watson wrote: You spend at least 30 minutes making sure everyone says goodbye to you. Paul Watson wrote: You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to see if you had any mail and while you were there you just wanted to "see who's on". How many times have I done this...? Not setting the kitchen on fire, but going to check my mail while waiting for something else to work; i.e. microwave, tea brewing, commercial break... :P Paul Watson wrote: You begin to say hehehehehe instead of laughing. Done this one several times... :) no one seems to notice though... :) eventually, I'm gonna start saying "LOL"! I wonder if people will react to that? Melissa
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More lame humour, got to love it! :-D You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word processor. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as john.smith@freespace.net. Your spouse drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you what they look like. All your friends have an '@' in their name. You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You tell the cab driver you live at: http://13.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape. You refer to 'going to the bathroom' as [downloading]. You laugh at people with 2400 modems. Your spouse makes a new rule: 'the computer can't come to bed.' You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-) You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat... You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. :OMG: You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.1 or higher." You name your children Eudora, Pegasus and Dotcom. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just for the free Internet access. You start using smileys in your snail mail. :-O The last girl you picked up was a JPEG. Your hard drive crashes...You haven't logged in for 2 hours! You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. AND YOU SUCCEED! You have to get a 2nd job to pay your phone bill. Your gravestone will have a quit message instead of RIP. There is absolutely no interesting conversation in any of the rooms on mirc, but you stay on just in case you miss something. You double click on your tv remote control. :-D You can now type over 70 wpm. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure everyone says goodbye to you. You read the idea about replacing your chair with a toilet and try to do it. You join a help channel and end up ans
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More lame humour, got to love it! :-D You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word processor. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as john.smith@freespace.net. Your spouse drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you what they look like. All your friends have an '@' in their name. You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You tell the cab driver you live at: http://13.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape. You refer to 'going to the bathroom' as [downloading]. You laugh at people with 2400 modems. Your spouse makes a new rule: 'the computer can't come to bed.' You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-) You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat... You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. :OMG: You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.1 or higher." You name your children Eudora, Pegasus and Dotcom. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just for the free Internet access. You start using smileys in your snail mail. :-O The last girl you picked up was a JPEG. Your hard drive crashes...You haven't logged in for 2 hours! You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. AND YOU SUCCEED! You have to get a 2nd job to pay your phone bill. Your gravestone will have a quit message instead of RIP. There is absolutely no interesting conversation in any of the rooms on mirc, but you stay on just in case you miss something. You double click on your tv remote control. :-D You can now type over 70 wpm. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure everyone says goodbye to you. You read the idea about replacing your chair with a toilet and try to do it. You join a help channel and end up ans
Paul Watson wrote: All your friends have an '@' in their name. I'm wondering if I could change my name spelling to Saman@ha .. ;) Paul Watson wrote: Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat... Geez...That would be exciting...:laugh: Samantha:rose: :-O
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More lame humour, got to love it! :-D You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word processor. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as john.smith@freespace.net. Your spouse drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you what they look like. All your friends have an '@' in their name. You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You tell the cab driver you live at: http://13.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape. You refer to 'going to the bathroom' as [downloading]. You laugh at people with 2400 modems. Your spouse makes a new rule: 'the computer can't come to bed.' You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-) You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat... You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. :OMG: You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.1 or higher." You name your children Eudora, Pegasus and Dotcom. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just for the free Internet access. You start using smileys in your snail mail. :-O The last girl you picked up was a JPEG. Your hard drive crashes...You haven't logged in for 2 hours! You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. AND YOU SUCCEED! You have to get a 2nd job to pay your phone bill. Your gravestone will have a quit message instead of RIP. There is absolutely no interesting conversation in any of the rooms on mirc, but you stay on just in case you miss something. You double click on your tv remote control. :-D You can now type over 70 wpm. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure everyone says goodbye to you. You read the idea about replacing your chair with a toilet and try to do it. You join a help channel and end up ans
Paul Watson wrote: Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat... OMG...I did something close to that. My house is tall (3 stories) and my office is in the basement, so I have another comuputer on the third floor connected via my wireless LAN. When my wife is on the third floor and wants to ask me a question, she chats with me using MSN IM :eek:!! Essam ___________________________________________ Author - JScript .NET Programming http://www.designs2solutions.com/jsnetprg ...and a bunch of articles around the Web