What happens to programmers when they die???
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_exit(bWasGoodProgrammer ? GOTO_HEAVEN : GOTO_HATES); :doh: Steve
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They dump core.
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Why are you asking? :~ Never forget: "Stay kul and happy" (I.A.)
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mejax wrote: What happens to programmers when they die??? They become managers. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
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_exit(bWasGoodProgrammer ? GOTO_HEAVEN : GOTO_HATES); :doh: Steve
compiler error: undefined variable HATES. Did you mean Hades[^]?
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They go to silicon heaven, along with the toasters and calculators of course.
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Any attempts to access them result in a NullReferenceException.
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They become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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They get returned to the heap.
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison Awasu 2.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
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goto BIRTH; Brigg Thorp Senior Software Engineer Timex Corporation
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They become worm food of course. BW
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God (a VB programmer) sets them to Nothing. :)
Explain to the mothers & fathers of American servicemen that may come home in body bags why their son or daughter have to give up their life?" -- Sean Hannity, 1999.
