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    Tim Smith
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    US states want MS Office ported to Linux ROFL! Tim Smith Descartes Systems Sciences, Inc.

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      US states want MS Office ported to Linux ROFL! Tim Smith Descartes Systems Sciences, Inc.

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      Jon Sagara
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      Yay California. Damn hippies. Jon Sagara "There are lies, damned lies and statistics." -- Mark Twain.

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        US states want MS Office ported to Linux ROFL! Tim Smith Descartes Systems Sciences, Inc.

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        Did you see the name of the guy who works as a systems manager at Binney & Smith (the Crayola Crayon manufacturer)? It's Robert Hacker :) LOL! Could you imagine working in the computer field with a name like that? That would be like wearing a "kick me" sign on your back. Brigg Thorp Software Engineer Timex Corporation

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          Did you see the name of the guy who works as a systems manager at Binney & Smith (the Crayola Crayon manufacturer)? It's Robert Hacker :) LOL! Could you imagine working in the computer field with a name like that? That would be like wearing a "kick me" sign on your back. Brigg Thorp Software Engineer Timex Corporation

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          That's almost as bad as the Richard Head I went to school with! Or the Lettuce Leaf that was my sisters friend... ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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            US states want MS Office ported to Linux ROFL! Tim Smith Descartes Systems Sciences, Inc.

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            Old Billy Boy must be laughing at that proposal. Most of the people I know who use Linux as their main choice OS, wouldn't touch a Microsoft product with a ten foot pole, unless it had a very large drill bit on the end... Why do they even need Office? According to them OpenOffice is far more superior. :laugh: ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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              Did you see the name of the guy who works as a systems manager at Binney & Smith (the Crayola Crayon manufacturer)? It's Robert Hacker :) LOL! Could you imagine working in the computer field with a name like that? That would be like wearing a "kick me" sign on your back. Brigg Thorp Software Engineer Timex Corporation

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              Brigg Thorp wrote: a "kick me" sign on your back. rather, "will kick you" on the forehead...

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                US states want MS Office ported to Linux ROFL! Tim Smith Descartes Systems Sciences, Inc.

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                MS ports Outlook to it. :) Tim Smith Descartes Systems Sciences, Inc.

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                  That's almost as bad as the Richard Head I went to school with! Or the Lettuce Leaf that was my sisters friend... ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                  Richard Head
                  LOL, I went to school with a guy named Richard Munch. You can imagine the ridicule he cot with a name like that. Josh Knox that-guy.net

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                    That's almost as bad as the Richard Head I went to school with! Or the Lettuce Leaf that was my sisters friend... ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                    Naresh Karamchetty
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                    Or this professor at a university I used to attend: Richard Dick. "What would this country be without this great land of our?" -Ronald Reagan

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                      Did you see the name of the guy who works as a systems manager at Binney & Smith (the Crayola Crayon manufacturer)? It's Robert Hacker :) LOL! Could you imagine working in the computer field with a name like that? That would be like wearing a "kick me" sign on your back. Brigg Thorp Software Engineer Timex Corporation

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                      I once knew a girl named Sonia Finger. Not too bad... ... remember in grade school how they would do roll call last name first, first name last? :-O Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

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                        Richard Head
                        LOL, I went to school with a guy named Richard Munch. You can imagine the ridicule he cot with a name like that. Josh Knox that-guy.net

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                        Why do parents commit their children to a life of name calling? I've never understood why parent's have to give their children "cool" names. :confused: ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                          Why do parents commit their children to a life of name calling? I've never understood why parent's have to give their children "cool" names. :confused: ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                          Liam OHagan
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                          Like our maths teacher at high school.... Michael Hunt. (People called hime Mike.....):-D Senior Test Engineer GLI Australia www.gli.com.au

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                            Like our maths teacher at high school.... Michael Hunt. (People called hime Mike.....):-D Senior Test Engineer GLI Australia www.gli.com.au

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                            We had a teacher who called every student Master <insert last name here>. Poor guy whos last name was Bates --- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

                            Within you lies the power for good; Use it!

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                              We had a teacher who called every student Master <insert last name here>. Poor guy whos last name was Bates --- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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                              David Wulff
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                              We had a student PE teacher at school for a term, who was called Mr. Bates. Of course, with a group of 14 year olds, everyone called him Master Bates. At least with my name the worst I've ever had is "What's the time, Mr. Wolf" - and that stopped when I left primary school! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                                We had a student PE teacher at school for a term, who was called Mr. Bates. Of course, with a group of 14 year olds, everyone called him Master Bates. At least with my name the worst I've ever had is "What's the time, Mr. Wolf" - and that stopped when I left primary school! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                                I had a drivers-ed teacher, he had been adopted. He kept his first name Harry, and took his adopting parents name Wang :-O That wasn't the worst... His wifes name was Anita :omg: None of us believed it until he showed us a wedding invitation

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                                  I had a drivers-ed teacher, he had been adopted. He kept his first name Harry, and took his adopting parents name Wang :-O That wasn't the worst... His wifes name was Anita :omg: None of us believed it until he showed us a wedding invitation

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                                  David Wulff
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                                  Ouch - that's too funny! :cool: ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                                    US states want MS Office ported to Linux ROFL! Tim Smith Descartes Systems Sciences, Inc.

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                                    Business advice from a government several billion (trillion?) dollars in debt.

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