Joke: 710
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I thought this was funny (don't worry it's tasteful). If I'm not supposed to post jokes here, I'll delete it and apologize... ---- A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there[^]
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I thought this was funny (don't worry it's tasteful). If I'm not supposed to post jokes here, I'll delete it and apologize... ---- A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there[^]
===================My very first article: Visual Source Safe 6.0 Recursive Rollback[^] 10/3/2005:rolleyes: Reminds me of the old calculator games where you punched in numbers involving Arabs, Americans, and barrels of oil, then turned the display upside down and it would read "ShELLOIL". Marc My website Traceract Understanding Simple Data Binding Diary Of A CEO - Preface
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I thought this was funny (don't worry it's tasteful). If I'm not supposed to post jokes here, I'll delete it and apologize... ---- A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there[^]
===================My very first article: Visual Source Safe 6.0 Recursive Rollback[^] 10/3/2005jokes are not only encourges, but we even have a few smileie for our responses...:laugh: :laugh: sounds like the blond was a few quarts short...:giggle: (no smiley for that one) Steve
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:rolleyes: Reminds me of the old calculator games where you punched in numbers involving Arabs, Americans, and barrels of oil, then turned the display upside down and it would read "ShELLOIL". Marc My website Traceract Understanding Simple Data Binding Diary Of A CEO - Preface
the correct answer is...71077345 ;P Steve
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I thought this was funny (don't worry it's tasteful). If I'm not supposed to post jokes here, I'll delete it and apologize... ---- A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there[^]
===================My very first article: Visual Source Safe 6.0 Recursive Rollback[^] 10/3/2005jokes are always a welcome distraction. _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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:rolleyes: Reminds me of the old calculator games where you punched in numbers involving Arabs, Americans, and barrels of oil, then turned the display upside down and it would read "ShELLOIL". Marc My website Traceract Understanding Simple Data Binding Diary Of A CEO - Preface
My favorite was always 58008. I won't spell it out here :) Brigg Thorp Senior Software Engineer Timex Corporation
