Help Wanted
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I need someone to take an interview for me as I don't want to go through the hassle myself just to be able to earn money to live on. Wait, actually I need an interview before I can get someone to attend for me. Shit, I suppose I will need a résumé to get that far. Anyone want to write one for me? Crap, anyone got any enthusiasm lying around they can loan me. Fuck it, can someone just pay me to sit at home, drink beer and play with my kids? :-D Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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I need someone to take an interview for me as I don't want to go through the hassle myself just to be able to earn money to live on. Wait, actually I need an interview before I can get someone to attend for me. Shit, I suppose I will need a résumé to get that far. Anyone want to write one for me? Crap, anyone got any enthusiasm lying around they can loan me. Fuck it, can someone just pay me to sit at home, drink beer and play with my kids? :-D Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
I would, but I don't have any enthusiasm either. Roger Allen Using his mates account as his own computer failed catastophically (sp?) earlier this week and this is the first time he has been able to use the internet since last Friday. Hopefully the problem should be sorted once the HD recovery people have pulled all the data of my dead hard drive (small cost of arounf £1000 - £2500) Note for others: Make backups! I only lost 2 weeks work, but it could have been an awful lot worse........:eek:
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I would, but I don't have any enthusiasm either. Roger Allen Using his mates account as his own computer failed catastophically (sp?) earlier this week and this is the first time he has been able to use the internet since last Friday. Hopefully the problem should be sorted once the HD recovery people have pulled all the data of my dead hard drive (small cost of arounf £1000 - £2500) Note for others: Make backups! I only lost 2 weeks work, but it could have been an awful lot worse........:eek:
Rick Dangerous wrote: I would, but I don't have any enthusiasm either. You lame arse bastard. Get your arse on a plane, fly down here to Australia, write me a résumé, get me an interview, attend it and get me a job Godammit. ;P Rick Dangerous wrote: Roger Allen Using his mates account as his own computer failed catastophically (sp?) You forgot the r, catastrophically. Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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Rick Dangerous wrote: I would, but I don't have any enthusiasm either. You lame arse bastard. Get your arse on a plane, fly down here to Australia, write me a résumé, get me an interview, attend it and get me a job Godammit. ;P Rick Dangerous wrote: Roger Allen Using his mates account as his own computer failed catastophically (sp?) You forgot the r, catastrophically. Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
Michael Martin wrote: You lame arse bastard I'd take offence, but I can't be bothered. ;P Michael Martin wrote: Get your arse on a plane Its too big to fit in a seat. Michael Martin wrote: fly down here to Australia Australia is real? I thought it was a myth. Michael Martin wrote: write me a résumé You saw how bad my spelling was in the first post! Michael Martin wrote: get me an interview I could get an interview for a job as a floor cleaner. Michael Martin wrote: attend it and get me a job I don't think I would pass the interview, being a limey pom. Michael Martin wrote: Godammit Should that not be : God dammit, you poms are so lazeee.....get of your arse and do some work....etc....you can go on verbatum at this point.:-D Make my day....insult me some more!* :cool: Roger Allen On his mates account *All insults taken on account, subject to status, repayable on 5 seconds notice, or how fast my net connection is, whichever is faster (i.e. 3 weeks)
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I need someone to take an interview for me as I don't want to go through the hassle myself just to be able to earn money to live on. Wait, actually I need an interview before I can get someone to attend for me. Shit, I suppose I will need a résumé to get that far. Anyone want to write one for me? Crap, anyone got any enthusiasm lying around they can loan me. Fuck it, can someone just pay me to sit at home, drink beer and play with my kids? :-D Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
from last week's onion Laid-Off Website Designer Designs Website About Being Laid Off REDWOOD CITY, CA— Bob Trabert, 26, a web designer laid off from Cybercepts last month, has channeled his energies into the creation of NoJobBob.com, a website about his experiences being laid off. "Visitors can read my online job-hunt diary, watch Flash animation of me sitting around in my underwear watching TV, or Paypal me a 'donation,'" Trabert said. "It's mostly for fun, but I figure, hey, maybe someone out there who needs a web designer will see it and be impressed." -John
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I need someone to take an interview for me as I don't want to go through the hassle myself just to be able to earn money to live on. Wait, actually I need an interview before I can get someone to attend for me. Shit, I suppose I will need a résumé to get that far. Anyone want to write one for me? Crap, anyone got any enthusiasm lying around they can loan me. Fuck it, can someone just pay me to sit at home, drink beer and play with my kids? :-D Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
Michael Martin wrote: can someone just pay me to sit at home, drink beer and play with my kids? Hey, Michael M, I'm looking fir a job like that also, If you find one will you let me know please. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I live in Bob's HungOut now
Colin is a big fan of William Goldberg and Frank Tipler and of course Billy Connerly
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I need someone to take an interview for me as I don't want to go through the hassle myself just to be able to earn money to live on. Wait, actually I need an interview before I can get someone to attend for me. Shit, I suppose I will need a résumé to get that far. Anyone want to write one for me? Crap, anyone got any enthusiasm lying around they can loan me. Fuck it, can someone just pay me to sit at home, drink beer and play with my kids? :-D Michael Martin Australia mmartin@netspace.net.au "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
Michael Martin wrote: f*** it, can someone just pay me to sit at home, drink beer and play with my kids? It's called social security, I believe if you move to Cabramatta you'll find everyone is doing it. :-) Have you looked at www.jobnet.com.au ? That's where we go here to dream about how much money we could be making in Sydney... Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now