What makes a programmer?
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All from the top of my head: Pi 3.1415926535979 Root 2 1.414213562 Root 3 1.732050808 Root 4 2 :-D Root 5 2.236 Thats about it. I seem to recal I used to knowm ln10 This lot makes me a particulary sad man.... :(( Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016
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I've been reading some book by Andre LaMothe, which is of course filled with witty remarks and great sense of humor. And then I started thinking (processing for you hung up dudes), programmers are a weird nation: 1. We have a strange sense of humor only we understand (I showed my brother a flash cartoon yesterday and he thought I was crazy for laughing so much). 2. We spend our days talking or thinking about stuff no sain person should understand. 3. We use Microsoft products out of choice (only we know there are options...). 3. We cry when the HD fails. 4. We sometimes spend days and nights in front of this big flashy box unaware that a world exists out there (kind of like small children). 5. We understand MFC while most people would probably expect to see it only on "Ripley's - believe it or not". 6. We make structures designed to contain the full details of every Startrek character. 7. We know the value of Pi up to 30 characters beyond the floating point. 8. We hardly shave. 9. We have an XT 8086 processor hanging above our dashboard. 10. We buy PlayBot for the articles. Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large.
11. We drink coffe instead of water :eek: Mauricio Teichmann Ritter
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All from the top of my head: Pi 3.1415926535979 Root 2 1.414213562 Root 3 1.732050808 Root 4 2 :-D Root 5 2.236 Thats about it. I seem to recal I used to knowm ln10 This lot makes me a particulary sad man.... :(( Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016
From the top of my head: Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279488419706939937510 2^24 = 16,777,216 (my fave) :suss: -Jason nirgle.bitdevil.com SonorkID: 100.12194
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: 3.142 Damn! This is one digit more that what I remember... :)
Isn't PI == 3.1? :-D Foot-and-Mouth disease is believed to be the first virus unable to spread through Microsoft Outlook
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I've been reading some book by Andre LaMothe, which is of course filled with witty remarks and great sense of humor. And then I started thinking (processing for you hung up dudes), programmers are a weird nation: 1. We have a strange sense of humor only we understand (I showed my brother a flash cartoon yesterday and he thought I was crazy for laughing so much). 2. We spend our days talking or thinking about stuff no sain person should understand. 3. We use Microsoft products out of choice (only we know there are options...). 3. We cry when the HD fails. 4. We sometimes spend days and nights in front of this big flashy box unaware that a world exists out there (kind of like small children). 5. We understand MFC while most people would probably expect to see it only on "Ripley's - believe it or not". 6. We make structures designed to contain the full details of every Startrek character. 7. We know the value of Pi up to 30 characters beyond the floating point. 8. We hardly shave. 9. We have an XT 8086 processor hanging above our dashboard. 10. We buy PlayBot for the articles. Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large.
Isaac Sasson wrote: We have an XT 8086 processor hanging above our dashboard. Damn! I guess I'm not a programmer after all... :((
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Isaac Sasson wrote: 7. We know the value of Pi up to 30 characters beyond the floating point I know Pi as 3.142 :-( This means I am not a programmer???? damn! No one tells me these things! Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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I've been reading some book by Andre LaMothe, which is of course filled with witty remarks and great sense of humor. And then I started thinking (processing for you hung up dudes), programmers are a weird nation: 1. We have a strange sense of humor only we understand (I showed my brother a flash cartoon yesterday and he thought I was crazy for laughing so much). 2. We spend our days talking or thinking about stuff no sain person should understand. 3. We use Microsoft products out of choice (only we know there are options...). 3. We cry when the HD fails. 4. We sometimes spend days and nights in front of this big flashy box unaware that a world exists out there (kind of like small children). 5. We understand MFC while most people would probably expect to see it only on "Ripley's - believe it or not". 6. We make structures designed to contain the full details of every Startrek character. 7. We know the value of Pi up to 30 characters beyond the floating point. 8. We hardly shave. 9. We have an XT 8086 processor hanging above our dashboard. 10. We buy PlayBot for the articles. Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large.
Isaac Sasson wrote: 7. We know the value of Pi up to 30 characters beyond the floating point. Hmmm... I know pi == 4 * atn(1) for languages that do not have predefined pi constants... This way, I optimize my memory and save 30 bytes of brain cells... Crivo Automated Credit Assessment
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Isaac Sasson wrote: 7. We know the value of Pi up to 30 characters beyond the floating point. Hmmm... I know pi == 4 * atn(1) for languages that do not have predefined pi constants... This way, I optimize my memory and save 30 bytes of brain cells... Crivo Automated Credit Assessment
atn? you mean Arc Tangant? If so then atn(1) = 45 and 4 * 45 = 180 which has got nothing to do with PI. :eek: I would also like to save 30 cells too, so would you please let me know what did you mean by atn? Cheers, Mehdi
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Isaac Sasson wrote: We have an XT 8086 processor hanging above our dashboard. Damn! I guess I'm not a programmer after all... :((
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I've been reading some book by Andre LaMothe, which is of course filled with witty remarks and great sense of humor. And then I started thinking (processing for you hung up dudes), programmers are a weird nation: 1. We have a strange sense of humor only we understand (I showed my brother a flash cartoon yesterday and he thought I was crazy for laughing so much). 2. We spend our days talking or thinking about stuff no sain person should understand. 3. We use Microsoft products out of choice (only we know there are options...). 3. We cry when the HD fails. 4. We sometimes spend days and nights in front of this big flashy box unaware that a world exists out there (kind of like small children). 5. We understand MFC while most people would probably expect to see it only on "Ripley's - believe it or not". 6. We make structures designed to contain the full details of every Startrek character. 7. We know the value of Pi up to 30 characters beyond the floating point. 8. We hardly shave. 9. We have an XT 8086 processor hanging above our dashboard. 10. We buy PlayBot for the articles. Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large.
Isaac Sasson wrote: 10. We buy PlayBot for the articles. Does or has anyone actually ever honestly and truthfully bought a PlayBoy for the articles? I know people say they do but is that just a cover? I know I would not buy it for the articles. Isaac Sasson wrote: 7. We know the value of Pi up to 30 characters beyond the floating point. Amazing how maths and good memory seem to be requesites for being good with computers. I failed maths and my memory is terrible, yet I am good enough with computers to make a decent living out of them. Isaac Sasson wrote: . We spend our days talking or thinking about stuff no sain person should understand. LOL! I think the Lounge is a prime example of that. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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From the top of my head: Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279488419706939937510 2^24 = 16,777,216 (my fave) :suss: -Jason nirgle.bitdevil.com SonorkID: 100.12194
Jason Hooper wrote: From the top of my head: Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279488419706939937510 Please tell me you didn't get that from the top of your head.... :eek: Simon Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter! Sonork ID 100.10024
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atn? you mean Arc Tangant? If so then atn(1) = 45 and 4 * 45 = 180 which has got nothing to do with PI. :eek: I would also like to save 30 cells too, so would you please let me know what did you mean by atn? Cheers, Mehdi
Yeah, I mean it: All languages I worked with measure angles in radians, not degrees, so: atn(1) = 45 degrees = Pi/4 radians 4 * atn(1) = 180 degrees = Pi Crivo Automated Credit Assessment
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Isn't PI == 3.1? :-D Foot-and-Mouth disease is believed to be the first virus unable to spread through Microsoft Outlook
Don't know, but I'm pretty sure that (int)Pi == 3 Crivo Automated Credit Assessment
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I know it as 3.14259 Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: This means I am not a programmer???? damn! No one tells me these things! Same as me!! ;) -Steven Visit Ltpb.8m.com
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Surf the web faster than ever: http://www.404Browser.comI know it as 3.14259 **** You know you're a programmer when you read a post like this and the first thing you think is "that 2 should be a 1". I'm afraid I don't rate very high on the pi scale, all I can do is: 3.1415926535 without looking it up. To my chagrin, I just did look it up, and realized that the last 5 should be rounded to a 6.
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I've been reading some book by Andre LaMothe, which is of course filled with witty remarks and great sense of humor. And then I started thinking (processing for you hung up dudes), programmers are a weird nation: 1. We have a strange sense of humor only we understand (I showed my brother a flash cartoon yesterday and he thought I was crazy for laughing so much). 2. We spend our days talking or thinking about stuff no sain person should understand. 3. We use Microsoft products out of choice (only we know there are options...). 3. We cry when the HD fails. 4. We sometimes spend days and nights in front of this big flashy box unaware that a world exists out there (kind of like small children). 5. We understand MFC while most people would probably expect to see it only on "Ripley's - believe it or not". 6. We make structures designed to contain the full details of every Startrek character. 7. We know the value of Pi up to 30 characters beyond the floating point. 8. We hardly shave. 9. We have an XT 8086 processor hanging above our dashboard. 10. We buy PlayBot for the articles. Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large.
You know you're a programmer if your holiday lights are operated by microcontroller. What? Your's aren't? (I have 3 68HC11 doing custom animation in my display. Here's an article on one of them http://www.nutsvolts.com/PDF\_Files/light\_effects.pdf) On, and I have one more. You know you're a programmer when you're at the ATM (or the self-checkout place at the supermarket), and you think, "a monkey could design a better UI than this..."
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You know you're a programmer if your holiday lights are operated by microcontroller. What? Your's aren't? (I have 3 68HC11 doing custom animation in my display. Here's an article on one of them http://www.nutsvolts.com/PDF\_Files/light\_effects.pdf) On, and I have one more. You know you're a programmer when you're at the ATM (or the self-checkout place at the supermarket), and you think, "a monkey could design a better UI than this..."
Eric Gunnerson (msft) wrote: You know you're a programmer when you're at the ATM (or the self-checkout place at the supermarket), and you think, "a monkey could design a better UI than this..." Testify!! Those ATMs have some pretty poor UIs... some of them date back to the 70s (you know, those ones with the small monochrome 80-character-line monitors, sometimes the name of the bank is spelled out in the individual-letter-pattern) yuck. Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart "And that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above-average." - Garrison Keillor
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Isaac Sasson wrote: 10. We buy PlayBot for the articles. Does or has anyone actually ever honestly and truthfully bought a PlayBoy for the articles? I know people say they do but is that just a cover? I know I would not buy it for the articles. Isaac Sasson wrote: 7. We know the value of Pi up to 30 characters beyond the floating point. Amazing how maths and good memory seem to be requesites for being good with computers. I failed maths and my memory is terrible, yet I am good enough with computers to make a decent living out of them. Isaac Sasson wrote: . We spend our days talking or thinking about stuff no sain person should understand. LOL! I think the Lounge is a prime example of that. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Paul Watson wrote: I know I would not buy it for the articles. Ditto. They're not very stimulating. ;P Jon Sagara What about :bob:?
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All from the top of my head: Pi 3.1415926535979 Root 2 1.414213562 Root 3 1.732050808 Root 4 2 :-D Root 5 2.236 Thats about it. I seem to recal I used to knowm ln10 This lot makes me a particulary sad man.... :(( Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016
Yeah, but where is root 1 ? Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001
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I live in Bob's HungOut now
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I've been reading some book by Andre LaMothe, which is of course filled with witty remarks and great sense of humor. And then I started thinking (processing for you hung up dudes), programmers are a weird nation: 1. We have a strange sense of humor only we understand (I showed my brother a flash cartoon yesterday and he thought I was crazy for laughing so much). 2. We spend our days talking or thinking about stuff no sain person should understand. 3. We use Microsoft products out of choice (only we know there are options...). 3. We cry when the HD fails. 4. We sometimes spend days and nights in front of this big flashy box unaware that a world exists out there (kind of like small children). 5. We understand MFC while most people would probably expect to see it only on "Ripley's - believe it or not". 6. We make structures designed to contain the full details of every Startrek character. 7. We know the value of Pi up to 30 characters beyond the floating point. 8. We hardly shave. 9. We have an XT 8086 processor hanging above our dashboard. 10. We buy PlayBot for the articles. Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large.
Isaac Sasson wrote: 1. We have a strange sense of humor only we understand (I showed my brother a flash cartoon yesterday and he thought I was crazy for laughing so much). SO true. I've spent years quoting things to blank faces at work, when I started in IT, everyone was quoting the same things ( Monty Python, Black Adder, Beavis & Butthead ) Isaac Sasson wrote: 8. We hardly shave. Also true - I *hate* it. I have a couple more. The cover is never on our computers. ( How can you swap drives, etc. with a stupid cover on there ? ) Whenever our spouse says 'what are you thinking', an honest answer will result in sulking ( because we think about code more than we think about them ) When we finish working for the day, we go home and work some more - by choice. We have more music stored on our PC than in our CD cabinet - what's the point of using the stereo, when I'm always at the computer ? Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
