You have to laugh
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First thing monday morning. I open up the code for a small utility (VB .NET 2005) that we are running that seems to hog a massive amount of resources. I open the dataset designer and decide to look at the code generated to see why it needs 144 Mb to load 79,000 names and DOBs. What do I see: ' ' This code was generated by a tool. ' Runtime Version:2.0.50727.42 Rightly so, damn designers bloating otherwise usable code, making my life miserable. I ripped it out and replaced it with 15 lines that do the job in a 100th of the time and use less memory than a goldfish with a hangover. By the way to us Aussies a tool is person of limited social graces and intelligence (some may say a moron, wanker, fool, slapper, goose ... the list goes on but it is pretty clear that the comment is dangerously accurate)
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First thing monday morning. I open up the code for a small utility (VB .NET 2005) that we are running that seems to hog a massive amount of resources. I open the dataset designer and decide to look at the code generated to see why it needs 144 Mb to load 79,000 names and DOBs. What do I see: ' ' This code was generated by a tool. ' Runtime Version:2.0.50727.42 Rightly so, damn designers bloating otherwise usable code, making my life miserable. I ripped it out and replaced it with 15 lines that do the job in a 100th of the time and use less memory than a goldfish with a hangover. By the way to us Aussies a tool is person of limited social graces and intelligence (some may say a moron, wanker, fool, slapper, goose ... the list goes on but it is pretty clear that the comment is dangerously accurate)
Typed Datasets are ridiculously bloated. I recommend using LLBLGen Pro[^] instead. :)
If dreams are like movies Then memories are films about ghosts You can never escape You can only move south down the coast
Hey Mrs. Potter, don't cry...
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First thing monday morning. I open up the code for a small utility (VB .NET 2005) that we are running that seems to hog a massive amount of resources. I open the dataset designer and decide to look at the code generated to see why it needs 144 Mb to load 79,000 names and DOBs. What do I see: ' ' This code was generated by a tool. ' Runtime Version:2.0.50727.42 Rightly so, damn designers bloating otherwise usable code, making my life miserable. I ripped it out and replaced it with 15 lines that do the job in a 100th of the time and use less memory than a goldfish with a hangover. By the way to us Aussies a tool is person of limited social graces and intelligence (some may say a moron, wanker, fool, slapper, goose ... the list goes on but it is pretty clear that the comment is dangerously accurate)
Andrew Bleakley wrote:
By the way to us Aussies a tool is person of limited social graces and intelligence
Slang I have heard would refer to a man thinking with the wrong head. _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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First thing monday morning. I open up the code for a small utility (VB .NET 2005) that we are running that seems to hog a massive amount of resources. I open the dataset designer and decide to look at the code generated to see why it needs 144 Mb to load 79,000 names and DOBs. What do I see: ' ' This code was generated by a tool. ' Runtime Version:2.0.50727.42 Rightly so, damn designers bloating otherwise usable code, making my life miserable. I ripped it out and replaced it with 15 lines that do the job in a 100th of the time and use less memory than a goldfish with a hangover. By the way to us Aussies a tool is person of limited social graces and intelligence (some may say a moron, wanker, fool, slapper, goose ... the list goes on but it is pretty clear that the comment is dangerously accurate)
In the US we also use the term "tool" to refer to someone as a moron. Brigg Thorp Senior Software Engineer Timex Corporation