Anyone know the Ten Commandments?
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Is there a transcipt available for those who can't or don't want to view the video?
I did some googling, but couldn't locate a transcript. If it helps, here are some other links to it: - WMP[^] - QuickTime[^] - Comedy Central[^] (Click on "Better Know a District" -- The commandment's part is towards the end.) Alvaro
The bible was written when people were even more stupid than they are today. Can you imagine that? - David Cross
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It was an interview of Congressman Lynn Westmoreland by Stephen Colbert about a bill that he co-sponsored. When asked what the Ten Commandments were, he could not name them all.
"The largest fire starts but with the smallest spark." - David Crow
"Judge not by the eye but by the heart." - Native American Proverb
The conversation went approximately like this: Congressman Westmoreland: there's no better place than to put the 10 commandments than in a public building. I cannot think of a better place to put them. Stephen Colbert: You cannot think of a better place to put them than in a public building? Congressman: No. And if we don't, we might well lose our way. Colbert: What are the 10 commandments? Congressman: You want me to name them all? colbert: yes. Congressman: Don't murder.... don't lie.... don't steal.... That's all I can think of/remember. colbert: thank you very much congressman for taking time out of your busy schedule for an interview.
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Hmmmm...I wonder how much of the Communist Manifesto Howard Dean has memorized.
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The conversation went approximately like this: Congressman Westmoreland: there's no better place than to put the 10 commandments than in a public building. I cannot think of a better place to put them. Stephen Colbert: You cannot think of a better place to put them than in a public building? Congressman: No. And if we don't, we might well lose our way. Colbert: What are the 10 commandments? Congressman: You want me to name them all? colbert: yes. Congressman: Don't murder.... don't lie.... don't steal.... That's all I can think of/remember. colbert: thank you very much congressman for taking time out of your busy schedule for an interview.
I don't care much for that Daily Show guy at all, but Colbert is pretty hilarious.
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The conversation went approximately like this: Congressman Westmoreland: there's no better place than to put the 10 commandments than in a public building. I cannot think of a better place to put them. Stephen Colbert: You cannot think of a better place to put them than in a public building? Congressman: No. And if we don't, we might well lose our way. Colbert: What are the 10 commandments? Congressman: You want me to name them all? colbert: yes. Congressman: Don't murder.... don't lie.... don't steal.... That's all I can think of/remember. colbert: thank you very much congressman for taking time out of your busy schedule for an interview.
tanya foster wrote:
The conversation went approximately like this:
I know how it went. I watched the video.
tanya foster wrote:
colbert: thank you very much congressman for taking time out of your busy schedule for an interview.
That last line by Colbert should be: "...thank you for keeping the sabbath day holy to talk to me."
"The largest fire starts but with the smallest spark." - David Crow
"Judge not by the eye but by the heart." - Native American Proverb
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Hmmmm...I wonder how much of the Communist Manifesto Howard Dean has memorized.
How much of Mein Kampf have you memorized? I suspect it's about the same.
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Hmmmm...I wonder how much of the Communist Manifesto Howard Dean has memorized.
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It was an interview of Congressman Lynn Westmoreland by Stephen Colbert about a bill that he co-sponsored. When asked what the Ten Commandments were, he could not name them all.
"The largest fire starts but with the smallest spark." - David Crow
"Judge not by the eye but by the heart." - Native American Proverb
DavidCrow wrote:
It was an interview of Congressman Lynn Westmoreland by Stephen Colbert about a bill that he co-sponsored. When asked what the Ten Commandments were, he could not name them all.
Is that such a big deal? I can't name them all either.
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It was an interview of Congressman Lynn Westmoreland by Stephen Colbert about a bill that he co-sponsored. When asked what the Ten Commandments were, he could not name them all.
"The largest fire starts but with the smallest spark." - David Crow
"Judge not by the eye but by the heart." - Native American Proverb
Okay - I've managed to get the video to download. And I think it must be because he can't remember them.
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DavidCrow wrote:
It was an interview of Congressman Lynn Westmoreland by Stephen Colbert about a bill that he co-sponsored. When asked what the Ten Commandments were, he could not name them all.
Is that such a big deal? I can't name them all either.
Scottish Developers events: * .NET debugging, tracing and instrumentation by Duncan Edwards Jones and Code Coverage in .NET by Craig Murphy * Developer Day Scotland: are you interested in speaking or attending? My: Website | Blog
A congressman advocating the placement of them in a public building should know them. It just shows that he doesn't really know what he's voting on. BW
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright