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  • Z Zyxil

    Here in the US we have a very funny prop comedian by the stage name of Carrot Top (lots of red hair). I saw him live once and he had a bath towel that had segments portioned off for different body parts--face, pits, ass, arms, legs, etc.--so you wouldn't accidentally dry your face with the same bit that you just dried your ass with. :-D -John

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    Roger Wright
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    John Morales wrote: a very funny prop comedian by the stage name of Carrot Top Funny? He's a moron!

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    • Z Zyxil

      Here in the US we have a very funny prop comedian by the stage name of Carrot Top (lots of red hair). I saw him live once and he had a bath towel that had segments portioned off for different body parts--face, pits, ass, arms, legs, etc.--so you wouldn't accidentally dry your face with the same bit that you just dried your ass with. :-D -John

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      dandy72
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      Is that the guy who does the AT&T commercials? He ought to get shot...*man* he's annoying...

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      • J Jon Sagara

        Paul Watson wrote: I don't mind if one bit touches my ass and then my face, after all I just had a shower/bath and am clean, so why should I worry, right? Wipe your face, then your ass, silly man. :cool: Jon Sagara Domestic Genius

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        peterchen
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        :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ROFLMAO :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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        • R Roger Wright

          David Wulff wrote: What on earth is a parkway? A high speed route that is not a state highway, and lacking controlled access like a freeway or interstate. An American term, definitely. David Wulff wrote: If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? Frequently. But my parents made the original mistake, and in that instance, for once two wrongs made a Wright!

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          Roger Wright wrote: David Wulff wrote: If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? Frequently. But my parents made the original mistake, and in that instance, for once two wrongs made a Wright! I bet you just wait for that joke to come up, don't you, Roger? -John

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          • D dandy72

            Is that the guy who does the AT&T commercials? He ought to get shot...*man* he's annoying...

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            Zyxil
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            Daniel Desormeaux wrote: He ought to get shot...*man* he's annoying... Go see him live, you will laugh your ass off. I've seen a bunch of comedians and Carrot Top is up near the top of the heap. (And no, I hate Gallagher.) -John

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            • J Jon Sagara

              Paul Watson wrote: I don't mind if one bit touches my ass and then my face, after all I just had a shower/bath and am clean, so why should I worry, right? Wipe your face, then your ass, silly man. :cool: Jon Sagara Domestic Genius

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              ISIS55
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              Actually I'd rather wipe my ass and THEN my face. My ass hasn't been used. Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large. Sonork ID 100.13704

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                Actually I'd rather wipe my ass and THEN my face. My ass hasn't been used. Isaac Sasson, Small time programmer - complainer at large. Sonork ID 100.13704

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                Jon Sagara
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                Uh, ok... Jon Sagara What about :bob:? Sonork ID: 100.9999 jonsagara

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                • R Roger Wright

                  David Wulff wrote: What on earth is a parkway? A high speed route that is not a state highway, and lacking controlled access like a freeway or interstate. An American term, definitely. David Wulff wrote: If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? Frequently. But my parents made the original mistake, and in that instance, for once two wrongs made a Wright!

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                  David Wulff
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                  Roger Wright wrote: my parents made the original mistake, and in that instance, for once two wrongs made a Wright! *groan* ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Sonork ID: 100.9977 Dave …

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                  • Z Zyxil

                    Roger Wright wrote: David Wulff wrote: If you make a mistake, are you Roger Wrong? Frequently. But my parents made the original mistake, and in that instance, for once two wrongs made a Wright! I bet you just wait for that joke to come up, don't you, Roger? -John

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                    Roger Wright
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                    Actually, it's come up before here - someone else thought it up.

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                    • D dandy72

                      Is that the guy who does the AT&T commercials? He ought to get shot...*man* he's annoying...

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                      Roger Wright
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                      Ditto!

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