JOTD

[Alvaro Mendez]

Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

The man must be pretty stupid if he keeps getting lost so regularly - this is the 20th time someone's posting here about him getting lost. He is not only a Manager, but probably a very senior one too.

:laugh: This is funnier than the joke. Alvaro

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[benjymous]

Being a manager, at least he's got an infinite supply of hot air to keep his balloon afloat.

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[Ed Poore]

My plan of inebriating (or how ever you spell it) the world by getting the :badger::badger::badger: song stuck in their head is working then :-D

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Google it. If that fails then start a :badger::badger::badger: dance.

[Rama Krishna Vavilala]

Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

this is the 20th time someone's posting here about him getting lost

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

He is not only a Manager, but probably a very senior one too

In spite of him getting lost, he is getting promoted every time.

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[Joe Q]

What Joke?? This is how the company I work at operates. ( :laugh: )

[peterchen]

Which one? :confused: something with

Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger A SNAKE!!!! Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

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[Smitha Nishant]

Good one Nish! You get my 5! Cheers Smitha

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[El Corazon]

Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

In spite of him getting lost, he is getting promoted every time.

They keep trying to move him "up" where the air is thinner and he keeps decending to ask for directions. ;P

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

[Nish Nishant]

Smitha Vijayan wrote:

Good one Nish! You get my 5!

Thanks - most appreciated.

Regards, Nish

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[Dan Neely]

Smitha Vijayan wrote:

Good one Nish! You get my 5!

yeah, but how objective was your vote. :D

[Matt Newman]

Your company uses hot air balloons instead of cars? How cool is that!

Matt Newman
Even the very best tools in the hands of an idiot will produce something of little or no value. - Chris Meech on Idiots

[led mike]

Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

this is the 20th time someone's posting here

Yeah that is a really old one. But it is worth repeating several times a year! :-D

led mike

[El Corazon]

Matt Newman wrote:

Your company uses hot air balloons instead of cars? How cool is that!

They didn't intend to... they put everyone in tents and the executives keep floating away from the hot air rising above them.

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

[bstamour]

wow, I almost laughed aloud - and I'm in a lecture right now. Good joke :)

[Joe Q]

Matt Newman wrote:

Your company uses hot air balloons instead of cars? How cool is that!

No, We have managers who are stuck on the ground, lost and looking up, trying to figure out what that new invention is and what's holding it up, and how they can take credit for it.

[Tarakeshwar Reddy]

Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

He is not only a Manager, but probably a very senior one too.

Oh yeah, my manager is around 45 and has 20 years of experience(I dont know experience in what, but his resume says so) :rolleyes: :->

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[Edbert P]

This one[^]. But don't come back to me saying I haven't warned you ;P

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[Smitha Nishant]

:-D

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[peterchen]

No problem, I'm immune to that song :)

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