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    Ed Gadziemski
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    When I received a "dear John" letter from my girlfriend, I had a heartache. When I drink too much, I get a headache and a stomachache. If I eat too many sweets, I get a toothache. On the other hand, when I drop something on my foot, I do not get a toeache. Neither do I get an elbowache when I bang it or a noseache if I pick it too much. My question is, who decides which body parts ache and which do not. Why can I get a stomachache, tummyache, or bellyache but not a liverache, kidneyache, or spleenache? Is there a committe that decides, and if so, how do I join?

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      When I received a "dear John" letter from my girlfriend, I had a heartache. When I drink too much, I get a headache and a stomachache. If I eat too many sweets, I get a toothache. On the other hand, when I drop something on my foot, I do not get a toeache. Neither do I get an elbowache when I bang it or a noseache if I pick it too much. My question is, who decides which body parts ache and which do not. Why can I get a stomachache, tummyache, or bellyache but not a liverache, kidneyache, or spleenache? Is there a committe that decides, and if so, how do I join?

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      Mauricio Ritter
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      man... you´re going to colapse... have some :beer: ;P Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank :jig: I've gone sending to outer space, to find another race :jig:

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      • E Ed Gadziemski

        When I received a "dear John" letter from my girlfriend, I had a heartache. When I drink too much, I get a headache and a stomachache. If I eat too many sweets, I get a toothache. On the other hand, when I drop something on my foot, I do not get a toeache. Neither do I get an elbowache when I bang it or a noseache if I pick it too much. My question is, who decides which body parts ache and which do not. Why can I get a stomachache, tummyache, or bellyache but not a liverache, kidneyache, or spleenache? Is there a committe that decides, and if so, how do I join?

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        Matt Gullett
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        Ed Gadziemski wrote: Is there a committe that decides, Yes Ed Gadziemski wrote: how do I join? We're not accpeting resumes at this time. Please check back in 6-12 months.

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        • E Ed Gadziemski

          When I received a "dear John" letter from my girlfriend, I had a heartache. When I drink too much, I get a headache and a stomachache. If I eat too many sweets, I get a toothache. On the other hand, when I drop something on my foot, I do not get a toeache. Neither do I get an elbowache when I bang it or a noseache if I pick it too much. My question is, who decides which body parts ache and which do not. Why can I get a stomachache, tummyache, or bellyache but not a liverache, kidneyache, or spleenache? Is there a committe that decides, and if so, how do I join?

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          Stephen Kellett
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          The people on Z'Ha'Dum claimed they decided all that stuff. They left with the Vorlons at the beginning of series 4. "What is he talking about?" :-) Stephen Kellett -- Memory Validator. Faster Leak Detection, Better Analysis. http://www.softwareverify.com http://www.objmedia.demon.co.uk

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            The people on Z'Ha'Dum claimed they decided all that stuff. They left with the Vorlons at the beginning of series 4. "What is he talking about?" :-) Stephen Kellett -- Memory Validator. Faster Leak Detection, Better Analysis. http://www.softwareverify.com http://www.objmedia.demon.co.uk

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            Mr Morden
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            Who are you? What do you want? Why are you here? :-D

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            • E Ed Gadziemski

              When I received a "dear John" letter from my girlfriend, I had a heartache. When I drink too much, I get a headache and a stomachache. If I eat too many sweets, I get a toothache. On the other hand, when I drop something on my foot, I do not get a toeache. Neither do I get an elbowache when I bang it or a noseache if I pick it too much. My question is, who decides which body parts ache and which do not. Why can I get a stomachache, tummyache, or bellyache but not a liverache, kidneyache, or spleenache? Is there a committe that decides, and if so, how do I join?

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              Nish Nishant
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              If you drop something on your toes, usually there won't be much of toes left for it to ache. Nish


              Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.

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                The people on Z'Ha'Dum claimed they decided all that stuff. They left with the Vorlons at the beginning of series 4. "What is he talking about?" :-) Stephen Kellett -- Memory Validator. Faster Leak Detection, Better Analysis. http://www.softwareverify.com http://www.objmedia.demon.co.uk

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                Michael Dunn
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                I :love: Claudia Christian ;) --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer Like the Google toolbar? Then check out UltraBar, with more features & customizable search engines! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm

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                  If you drop something on your toes, usually there won't be much of toes left for it to ache. Nish


                  Regards, Nish Native CPian. Born and brought up on CP. With the CP blood in him.

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                  Stephen Kellett
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                  Indeed! At my girlfriend's some time ago she left an ironing board on the landing, with an iron on. In the dark I deciced to visit the bath room. On returning, in the dark, I bumped into it, knocking the iron off the board. Just missed my foot! I can't begin to imagine how bad that would have been if it had hit me. Aaaaaaaarrrrrgh! Stephen Kellett -- Memory Validator. Faster Leak Detection, Better Analysis. http://www.softwareverify.com http://www.objmedia.demon.co.uk

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                    Who are you? What do you want? Why are you here? :-D

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                    Stephen Kellett
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                    Big John wrote: Who are you? Someone that is frustrated by most of the people that live in the same world that I do. Or failing that :-), same village I do :-) Why do I need a bigger house, a faster car, better job, than the people next door? Why does my government support this oppressive regime, and yet undermines that oppressive regime? What do you want? World peace - And no DUH! DUH! DUH! music, or techno to those that don't understand how oppresive that music is. Sorry, World Peace is such a cliche, but even to live amongst others and not have to put up with their poor taste in music, courtesy of a lower volume control would be a start! Why are you here? Buddha sent me. Stephen Kellett -- Memory Validator. Faster Leak Detection, Better Analysis. http://www.softwareverify.com http://www.objmedia.demon.co.uk

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                      Big John wrote: Who are you? Someone that is frustrated by most of the people that live in the same world that I do. Or failing that :-), same village I do :-) Why do I need a bigger house, a faster car, better job, than the people next door? Why does my government support this oppressive regime, and yet undermines that oppressive regime? What do you want? World peace - And no DUH! DUH! DUH! music, or techno to those that don't understand how oppresive that music is. Sorry, World Peace is such a cliche, but even to live amongst others and not have to put up with their poor taste in music, courtesy of a lower volume control would be a start! Why are you here? Buddha sent me. Stephen Kellett -- Memory Validator. Faster Leak Detection, Better Analysis. http://www.softwareverify.com http://www.objmedia.demon.co.uk

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                      Mr Morden
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                      Stephen Kellett wrote: World peace - And no DUH! DUH! DUH! music, or techno to those that don't understand how oppresive that music is. Sorry, World Peace is such a cliche, but even to live amongst others and not have to put up with their poor taste in music, courtesy of a lower volume control would be a start! I am sorry. The Shadows have processed your request through the Automated DEsires Processing System (ADEPS) and have determined that you do not fulfil the criteria to warrant their assistance. Do feel free to resubmit your request when you meet any one of the following requirements. 1. A return to the glorious old days of power and majesty. 2. Galactic Domination. 3. Power over your enemies. (Please note that this does not include revenge for past wrongs.) 4. Any other request that involves the strengthening of your species in the galactic order through conflict and war. Have a nice day. Mr Morden. C/- Zha'Ha'Dum

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                        Indeed! At my girlfriend's some time ago she left an ironing board on the landing, with an iron on. In the dark I deciced to visit the bath room. On returning, in the dark, I bumped into it, knocking the iron off the board. Just missed my foot! I can't begin to imagine how bad that would have been if it had hit me. Aaaaaaaarrrrrgh! Stephen Kellett -- Memory Validator. Faster Leak Detection, Better Analysis. http://www.softwareverify.com http://www.objmedia.demon.co.uk

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                        You are also lucky she didn't leave the iron running. Regardz Colin J Davies

                        Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                        More about me :-)

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                          Stephen Kellett wrote: World peace - And no DUH! DUH! DUH! music, or techno to those that don't understand how oppresive that music is. Sorry, World Peace is such a cliche, but even to live amongst others and not have to put up with their poor taste in music, courtesy of a lower volume control would be a start! I am sorry. The Shadows have processed your request through the Automated DEsires Processing System (ADEPS) and have determined that you do not fulfil the criteria to warrant their assistance. Do feel free to resubmit your request when you meet any one of the following requirements. 1. A return to the glorious old days of power and majesty. 2. Galactic Domination. 3. Power over your enemies. (Please note that this does not include revenge for past wrongs.) 4. Any other request that involves the strengthening of your species in the galactic order through conflict and war. Have a nice day. Mr Morden. C/- Zha'Ha'Dum

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                          Can I have one "Galatic Domination" to go please and hold the onion? Regardz Colin J Davies

                          Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                          More about me :-)

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                            Can I have one "Galatic Domination" to go please and hold the onion? Regardz Colin J Davies

                            Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                            More about me :-)

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                            Mr Morden
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                            What are your qualifications?

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                              What are your qualifications?

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                              ColinDavies
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                              A PhD in Tyranny, 2 UFOs shot down, 3 Stellar masses discovered, 4 Religious orders annihilated , 6 Elections rigged, 7 Asteroids eaten, 8 Books on Rocket Science published, 9 Cults established, 10 Extraterrestrial females impregnated. Regardz Colin J Davies

                              Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                              More about me :-)

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                                The Shadows have determined that you are eligible for their assistance, also called "dot GET". You will be contacted by my associates when the time is right. They will do a favour or two for you that will elevate your reputation in the eyes of the powerful, and put you in a position where you can accomplish your goals. This is known as the .GET Framework. They ask nothing in return, except... that maybe someday you can return the favour. Expect them when you get a creepy feeling in a dark, lonely place.

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                                ColinDavies
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                                Gosh, I just had a tingly feeling go down my back !! Regardz Colin J Davies

                                Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                More about me :-)

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                                  A PhD in Tyranny, 2 UFOs shot down, 3 Stellar masses discovered, 4 Religious orders annihilated , 6 Elections rigged, 7 Asteroids eaten, 8 Books on Rocket Science published, 9 Cults established, 10 Extraterrestrial females impregnated. Regardz Colin J Davies

                                  Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                  More about me :-)

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                                  Mr Morden
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                                  The Shadows have determined that you are eligible for their assistance, also called "dot GET". You will be contacted by my associates when the time is right. They will do a favour or two for you that will elevate your reputation in the eyes of the powerful, and put you in a position where you can accomplish your goals. This is known as the .GET Framework. They ask nothing in return, except... that maybe someday you can return the favour. Expect them when you get a creepy feeling in a dark, lonely place.

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                                    Gosh, I just had a tingly feeling go down my back !! Regardz Colin J Davies

                                    Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                    More about me :-)

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                                    Mr Morden
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                                    Its possible my associates have arrived and are waiting for the best time to contact you.

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                                      Its possible my associates have arrived and are waiting for the best time to contact you.

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                                      ColinDavies
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                                      Your speed is impressive ! I'm keeping a lookout for the Black Heli-copters you folk use. Regardz Colin J Davies

                                      Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                      More about me :-)

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                                        When I received a "dear John" letter from my girlfriend, I had a heartache. When I drink too much, I get a headache and a stomachache. If I eat too many sweets, I get a toothache. On the other hand, when I drop something on my foot, I do not get a toeache. Neither do I get an elbowache when I bang it or a noseache if I pick it too much. My question is, who decides which body parts ache and which do not. Why can I get a stomachache, tummyache, or bellyache but not a liverache, kidneyache, or spleenache? Is there a committe that decides, and if so, how do I join?

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                                        Ed Gadziemski wrote: Achy-breaky Heart I once entered a karaeoke competition to win a Sound Blaster 16 (this was years ago) and had to sing Achy Breaky Heart. 400 people watched as I warbled through that song, only to be beaten by a kid whose voice broke half way through... X| Definite egoache that day :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

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                                          Stephen Kellett wrote: World peace - And no DUH! DUH! DUH! music, or techno to those that don't understand how oppresive that music is. Sorry, World Peace is such a cliche, but even to live amongst others and not have to put up with their poor taste in music, courtesy of a lower volume control would be a start! I am sorry. The Shadows have processed your request through the Automated DEsires Processing System (ADEPS) and have determined that you do not fulfil the criteria to warrant their assistance. Do feel free to resubmit your request when you meet any one of the following requirements. 1. A return to the glorious old days of power and majesty. 2. Galactic Domination. 3. Power over your enemies. (Please note that this does not include revenge for past wrongs.) 4. Any other request that involves the strengthening of your species in the galactic order through conflict and war. Have a nice day. Mr Morden. C/- Zha'Ha'Dum

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                                          Stephen Kellett
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                                          Now don't lose your head Mr Morden. Stephen Kellett -- Memory Validator. Faster Leak Detection, Better Analysis. http://www.softwareverify.com http://www.objmedia.demon.co.uk

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