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Crash test dummy.
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
"Dummy" implies a level of human intelligence (minimalist though it may be). You're giving him more credit than he deserves.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
dude are u a ********* or what, man i feel you dont have any work, do you work or is it your job to comment on all the post
Apparently, you don't have any work to do either...
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Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
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El Corazon wrote:
You should be more frugal with your curiosity.
Or he needs to get up earlier in the morning so he can see the crap that's about to be deleted.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I may be an asshole, but I'm a well-spoken asshole, and I think I've got the respect of most of the people here. These are two things which will probably never happen for you.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I think I've got the respect of most of the people here
Respect or fear; either one works equally well. Sic 'em, John!
Software Zen:
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Apparently, you don't have any work to do either...
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Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
2006, 2007I have work to do, but I'm ahead of schedule, so I have time to thoroughly destroy any semblance of self-worth he may possess, as well as illustrating his pointless campaign of barely legible schoolyard insults carelessly flung in all directions - kinda like a monkey flinging his crap all over the zoo. See? Lab animal - just like I said.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I think I've got the respect of most of the people here
Respect or fear; either one works equally well. Sic 'em, John!
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote:
Respect or fear; either one works equally well. Sic 'em, John!
Po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe... :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Isn't that like getting up early enough in the morning to see the road kill before the street crews scrape it up?
Software Zen:
delete this;Yeah, kinda, but with roadkill, you at least have a chance for a quick breakfast. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
"Dummy" implies a level of human intelligence (minimalist though it may be). You're giving him more credit than he deserves.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001for the role suggested the only requirement is to respond similar to a human to high degrees of acceleration. Cerebral processes aren't needed, and in the case of unbelted testing a liability, for the job.
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I think I've got the respect of most of the people here
Respect or fear; either one works equally well. Sic 'em, John!
Software Zen:
delete this;I feel like a member of the Spanish Inquisition - but NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
El Corazon wrote:
You should be more frugal with your curiosity.
Or he needs to get up earlier in the morning so he can see the crap that's about to be deleted.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Or he needs to get up earlier in the morning so he can see the crap that's about to be deleted.
I make it habit of looking about in the past posts... but if I find myself looking in the toilet... I move elsewhere or change the subject. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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I believe John's first post (in this thread) was very accurate. The problem is that when someone posts a message that is totally incomprehensible it will either get ignored or the poster will get backlash. We realize that not everyone is a native English speaker. Some of us will work hard to try to figure out what the poster meant but as a poster you need to at least try to form reasonable sentences. And also DO NOT post programming questions in the lounge.
John
I see you have a ways to go before you've mastered the art of combining an intelligent post with scathing wit. You'll never be able to cultivate a rabid fan base if you continue to hold back like this. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Yeah, kinda, but with roadkill, you at least have a chance for a quick breakfast. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Yeah, kinda, but with roadkill, you at least have a chance for a quick breakfast.
That is something I never understood until I started travelling. We have so many Turkey vultures in the area that roadkill rarely lasts the morning. You see a buzzard sitting on every few poles on the way into work, waiting for a rabbit to make the mad dash across 2-3 lanes of traffic going 55 to 125mph. If the rabbit looses the dash, the buzzard doesn't even stop on the ground they swoop down and drag it to the side using velocity on their side before trying to pick it up or eat it at the roadside. Even the buzzards are going for the fast food meals.... of course, just like a Mc Breakfast, occasionally you see a buzzard who got a little too much fast food and doesn't have the strength, inertia, or intelligence to avoid the 55mph to 125mph traffic themselves.... and well.... those last until the traffic ebbs in the late morning. It wasn't until I got back east I actually saw road kill last until someone physically comes out to scrape it up.... I guess the desert is a little more efficient... or at least... Mcficient. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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In this case, you're only missing a message with its only connection to "English" being what your operating system is setup to display. It's a mere mishmash of characters that form random words, joined together by disassociated coagulations of consonants and vowels. As far as we could tell, he was mad because nobody answered his equally cryptic messages in a programming forum. I recommended to him that he take up a different profession.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Yeah, kinda, but with roadkill, you at least have a chance for a quick breakfast.
That is something I never understood until I started travelling. We have so many Turkey vultures in the area that roadkill rarely lasts the morning. You see a buzzard sitting on every few poles on the way into work, waiting for a rabbit to make the mad dash across 2-3 lanes of traffic going 55 to 125mph. If the rabbit looses the dash, the buzzard doesn't even stop on the ground they swoop down and drag it to the side using velocity on their side before trying to pick it up or eat it at the roadside. Even the buzzards are going for the fast food meals.... of course, just like a Mc Breakfast, occasionally you see a buzzard who got a little too much fast food and doesn't have the strength, inertia, or intelligence to avoid the 55mph to 125mph traffic themselves.... and well.... those last until the traffic ebbs in the late morning. It wasn't until I got back east I actually saw road kill last until someone physically comes out to scrape it up.... I guess the desert is a little more efficient... or at least... Mcficient. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
... and now you know where McDonald's gets their meat, fresh every day. The End.
Software Zen:
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I see you have a ways to go before you've mastered the art of combining an intelligent post with scathing wit. You'll never be able to cultivate a rabid fan base if you continue to hold back like this. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001:laugh: I am more looking to stay under the radar.
John
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I have work to do, but I'm ahead of schedule, so I have time to thoroughly destroy any semblance of self-worth he may possess, as well as illustrating his pointless campaign of barely legible schoolyard insults carelessly flung in all directions - kinda like a monkey flinging his crap all over the zoo. See? Lab animal - just like I said.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001I love watching those s*** fights at the zoo! :laugh: I can't wait to take my son in a few years to enjoy the sporting drama of it all. Where's ABC's Wide World of Sport when you need it?! (Oh God, did I just show my age??)
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Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
2006, 2007 -
Miszou wrote:
and deleting the entire thread wouldn't appear very democratic
the loungers voted that post as abusive. it was not a decision of a single administrator...
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:laugh: I am more looking to stay under the radar.
John
John M. Drescher wrote:
I am more looking to stay under the radar.
difficult, some people use the latest radar technologies in multi-band and some even in military frequencies... of course you could sign your message with a good quality ECM... but then some people have the ability to use passive detectors to zero in on ECM sources.... so either way, you may be out of luck.... just be yourself and hope for the best. ;P
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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If there were a board called say "Pergatory" or "abuse" when enough people vote that it's abusive then the whole thread gets moved to "abuse" board. 2 cents
MrPlankton
Or maybe moved to the soapbox.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Or maybe moved to the soapbox.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001then what would be done with fatboy's screeds?
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
